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Gaming / Re: Pokemon Sun and Moon live stream on now
« on: April 02, 2016, 06:12:30 PM »
wat am i watching

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Serious / Re: Father killed son because he was gay
« on: April 02, 2016, 01:34:20 PM »
I vote we deport him to Arabia.

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The Flood / Re: Found an abandoned mansion today (pic heavy)
« on: April 02, 2016, 01:19:53 PM »
I'd have sex in there.

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The Flood / Re: What is our type of humour called?
« on: April 01, 2016, 12:01:29 PM »
YouTube

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Gaming / ITT: Generic Pokemon used by generic people
« on: April 01, 2016, 11:13:51 AM »
On every OU team ever:
Landorus-T
Rotom-W
Heatran
Gliscor
Ferrothorn

On every Battlespot team:
Primal Groudon
Mega Rayquaza
Deoxys

Why the fuck hasn't Nintendo banned legendaries from Battlespot? Shit sucks because of 12 year olds who think they're "gud" just because they spam legendaries.

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Serious / Re: Favourite Philosopher?
« on: April 01, 2016, 10:40:20 AM »
Jaden Smith.

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Gaming / Re: Thinking of getting back into Pokemon...
« on: March 31, 2016, 05:35:27 PM »
Just thought up a new team:
Spoiler
Aggron @ Aggronite 
Ability: Sturdy 
EVs: 252 HP / 16 Def / 240 SpD 
Impish Nature 
- Stealth Rock 
- Heavy Slam 
- Avalanche 
- Fire Punch 

Conkeldurr @ Assault Vest 
Ability: Guts 
EVs: 252 Atk / 236 SpD / 20 Spe 
Adamant Nature 
- Drain Punch 
- Mach Punch 
- Knock Off 
- Ice Punch 

Dragonite @ Weakness Policy 
Ability: Multiscale 
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe 
Adamant Nature 
- Dragon Dance 
- Dragon Claw 
- Extreme Speed 
- Earthquake 

Chansey @ Eviolite 
Ability: Natural Cure 
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Def / 252 SpD 
Bold Nature 
- Seismic Toss 
- Wish 
- Protect 
- Heal Bell 

Clefable @ Life Orb 
Ability: Magic Guard 
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD 
Modest Nature 
- Moonblast 
- Fire Blast 
- Soft-Boiled 
- Thunderbolt 

Starmie @ Leftovers 
Ability: Natural Cure 
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpA / 252 Spe 
Timid Nature 
- Scald 
- Rapid Spin 
- Recover 
- Psyshock 
Sounds really strong on paper, and fairly easy to breed. This team has an incredible amount of bulk on it.
Okay, so after some testing, I've found the lack of a wallbreaker is hurting my team. Maybe Mega Metagross would be a better choice than Aggron. Rotom-W in particular is a pain in the ass. The lack of a grass type move is killing me.

I swear to fuck entry hazards are so cancerous for the meta. They restrict team building way too fucking much. Nintendo PLEASE nerf them with turn limits in Sun/Moon! So much valuable coverage is wasted because I have to shoehorn a Pokemon with Defog/Rapid Spin on every single fucking team.

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Gaming / Re: Thinking of getting back into Pokemon...
« on: March 31, 2016, 04:34:54 PM »
I could replace Blastoise with Donphan, but then Talonflame would fuck up my entire team. I'm trying to avoid legendaries as much as possible, since competitive legendaries require me to use pokegen in order to get them in-game, which is something I generally try to avoid.
Oh, you're not even using Showdown? Shit, dude.
I use Showdown for testing purposes, but I like to actually build my teams in-game.

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Gaming / Re: Thinking of getting back into Pokemon...
« on: March 31, 2016, 04:11:21 PM »
Just thought up a new team:
Spoiler
Aggron @ Aggronite 
Ability: Sturdy 
EVs: 252 HP / 16 Def / 240 SpD 
Impish Nature 
- Stealth Rock 
- Heavy Slam 
- Avalanche 
- Fire Punch 

Conkeldurr @ Assault Vest 
Ability: Guts 
EVs: 252 Atk / 236 SpD / 20 Spe 
Adamant Nature 
- Drain Punch 
- Mach Punch 
- Knock Off 
- Ice Punch 

Dragonite @ Weakness Policy 
Ability: Multiscale 
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe 
Adamant Nature 
- Dragon Dance 
- Dragon Claw 
- Extreme Speed 
- Earthquake 

Chansey @ Eviolite 
Ability: Natural Cure 
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Def / 252 SpD 
Bold Nature 
- Seismic Toss 
- Wish 
- Protect 
- Heal Bell 

Clefable @ Life Orb 
Ability: Magic Guard 
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD 
Modest Nature 
- Moonblast 
- Fire Blast 
- Soft-Boiled 
- Thunderbolt 

Starmie @ Leftovers 
Ability: Natural Cure 
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpA / 252 Spe 
Timid Nature 
- Scald 
- Rapid Spin 
- Recover 
- Psyshock 
Sounds really strong on paper, and fairly easy to breed. This team has an incredible amount of bulk on it.

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Gaming / Re: Thinking of getting back into Pokemon...
« on: March 31, 2016, 03:33:36 PM »
This is a Mega Metagross team I just thought up:
Spoiler
Metagross @ Metagrossite 
Ability: Clear Body 
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe 
Jolly Nature 
- Meteor Mash 
- Zen Headbutt 
- Hammer Arm 
- Grass Knot 

Conkeldurr @ Assault Vest 
Ability: Guts 
EVs: 252 Atk / 236 SpD / 20 Spe 
Adamant Nature 
- Drain Punch 
- Mach Punch 
- Knock Off 
- Ice Punch 

Clefable @ Life Orb 
Ability: Magic Guard 
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD 
Modest Nature 
- Moonblast 
- Fire Blast 
- Soft-Boiled 
- Thunderbolt 

Hydreigon @ Choice Scarf 
Ability: Levitate 
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe 
Timid Nature 
- Draco Meteor 
- Dark Pulse 
- Fire Blast 
- U-turn 

Amoonguss @ Black Sludge 
Ability: Regenerator 
EVs: 252 HP / 136 Def / 120 SpD 
Calm Nature 
- Spore 
- Giga Drain 
- Sludge Bomb 
- Clear Smog 

Blastoise @ Leftovers 
Ability: Torrent 
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpA 
Bold Nature 
- Scald 
- Rapid Spin 
- Roar 
- Toxic 
Seem solid to anyone else?
Yeah, that seems pretty solid. I'd probably opt for a stronger spinner than Blastoise, though. It has two bad abilities and pretty mediocre stats all around--especially in that all-important speed stat. If you're hard-pressed on using it, I'd give it Rain Dish instead, on the off-chance that you'll be facing against a rain team. Otherwise, it's probably way too slow to make good use of Torrent. Like, ever. I'll leave that up to you.

Be wary of your lack of Ground-type coverage. Mega Manectric could be a slight problem for you.
I could replace Blastoise with Donphan, but then Talonflame would fuck up my entire team. I'm trying to avoid legendaries as much as possible, since competitive legendaries require me to use pokegen in order to get them in-game, which is something I generally try to avoid.

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Gaming / Re: Thinking of getting back into Pokemon...
« on: March 31, 2016, 07:45:36 AM »
This is a Mega Metagross team I just thought up:
Spoiler
Metagross @ Metagrossite 
Ability: Clear Body 
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe 
Jolly Nature 
- Meteor Mash 
- Zen Headbutt 
- Hammer Arm 
- Grass Knot 

Conkeldurr @ Assault Vest 
Ability: Guts 
EVs: 252 Atk / 236 SpD / 20 Spe 
Adamant Nature 
- Drain Punch 
- Mach Punch 
- Knock Off 
- Ice Punch 

Clefable @ Life Orb 
Ability: Magic Guard 
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD 
Modest Nature 
- Moonblast 
- Fire Blast 
- Soft-Boiled 
- Thunderbolt 

Hydreigon @ Choice Scarf 
Ability: Levitate 
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe 
Timid Nature 
- Draco Meteor 
- Dark Pulse 
- Fire Blast 
- U-turn 

Amoonguss @ Black Sludge 
Ability: Regenerator 
EVs: 252 HP / 136 Def / 120 SpD 
Calm Nature 
- Spore 
- Giga Drain 
- Sludge Bomb 
- Clear Smog 

Blastoise @ Leftovers 
Ability: Torrent 
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpA 
Bold Nature 
- Scald 
- Rapid Spin 
- Roar 
- Toxic 
Seem solid to anyone else?

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Gaming / Re: Thinking of getting back into Pokemon...
« on: March 30, 2016, 08:31:30 PM »
Putting aside the super competitive autism side of pokemon (though I guess autism and pokemon go as good together as peanut butter and jelly), what gen do you plan on playing? I started pokemon Platinum last week because I never beat it. Just Diamond.

Though I remember why I dislike that gen. Pokemon are fine, but Team Galactic is just soooooooooooooo freaking bad. Their music, their looks, everything. Everything about that faction is horrible. At least Team Plasma kicked it up. They have the funkiest music and the game actually had a story. A first for the series.
I barely even remember anything about Sinnoh. It was easily the most forgettable region. Hoenn is bae.

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For me, it's definitely Daenerys, my Salamence. I spent an ungodly amount of time breeding for it, and it's easily one of my strongest Pokemon. I've become very attached from all the time I've spent just wrecking shit with her.

Other Pokemon that I've become pretty attatched to are my Azumarill and Porygon2, because they've been extremely reliable to me in battle. Then there were my companions from before I started playing competitively, like my old Primeape in Yellow, my Typhlosion, Crowbat, and Arcanine from Crystal, and then of course there was my Sceptile from Emerald and Blastoise from Fire Red. Sadly, there weren't really any Gen IV Pokemon that I can remember getting attatched to. I basically continued to use my Gen III mons. It's a damn shame I lost my Diamond version long ago, otherwise I'd have brought them over to Gen VI in a heartbeat.

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I am in such shock and outrage at this revelation! Nobody could have predicted this!

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Gaming / Re: Thinking of getting back into Pokemon...
« on: March 30, 2016, 11:53:16 AM »
Have you played competitive?

The whole goal of competitive is to take any opponent out as fast as possible.
One shotting is very common. Gardevoir is more than capable of one shotting pokemon, but Gardevoir is also capable of being taken down if the enemy is prepared for it.
Which is why he might be better off using something else. Gardevoir on its own is mediocre--in order to make any real use of it, he would need Gardevoirite, which takes up his mega slot. Mega Gardevoir is good, but maybe he'd rather have something a bit more bulky, less frail, and more physically offensive.
Exactly. I like my mons to have a fair amount of bulk. I've been thinking of doing a team based around either Mega Metagross or Mega Altaria.

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The Flood / ITT: Things that are satisfying.
« on: March 30, 2016, 11:29:54 AM »
YouTube


FUCK HORNETS.

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Gaming / Re: Thinking of getting back into Pokemon...
« on: March 30, 2016, 10:19:44 AM »
Needs a Dragonite for sure.
Already have one left over from my X team.

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Gaming / Re: Thinking of getting back into Pokemon...
« on: March 29, 2016, 04:33:38 PM »
By the way bitch
Gardevoir is still my favorite pokemon
Your waifu is shit.

>Still a viable pick in competitive.
>Capable of wiping teams.
>Calls the pokemon shit.

Lol
So is Charizard, but he's still a bad meme.

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The Flood / Re: "Persians were a civilized people."
« on: March 29, 2016, 04:25:24 PM »
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tower_of_Silence

CIVILIZED PEOPLE
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Gaming / Re: Thinking of getting back into Pokemon...
« on: March 29, 2016, 03:56:02 PM »
By the way bitch
Gardevoir is still my favorite pokemon
Your waifu is shit.

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Gaming / Re: Thinking of getting back into Pokemon...
« on: March 29, 2016, 03:50:52 PM »
Like, competitive Pokémon?

Clefable is all the rage these days.
Yep. Competitive.

This was my previous team:
Spoiler
Salamence @ Salamencite
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Dragon Dance
- Return
- Earthquake
- Fire Blast

The main sweeper and centerpiece of the team. Intimidate, Dragon Dance, Destroy. DD for setting up, Return for STABbing and destroying anything that gets in Mega Mence's way, EQ for murdering Heatran and anything else that gets destroyed by it. Fire Blast for fucking up Ferrothorn and Skarmory.

Azumarill @ Assault Vest
Ability: Huge Power
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Aqua Jet
- Play Rough
- Knock Off
- Waterfall

Serves as the dragonslayer, ghostkiller, and main switch-in for the team. Also the team's resident Water type. Aqua Jet for priority and killing Talonflame, Waterfall for heavy hitting, Play Rough for STAB and dragon slaying, Knock Off for coverage/support. Great for murdering Aegislash. EVs in Atk for extra damage, and EVs in HP for additional bulk. Assault Vest for added SpD. Serves as my main resistance to Dragon types.

Arcanine @ Leftovers
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Impish Nature
- Extreme Speed
- Flare Blitz
- Morning Sun
- Will-O-Wisp

Wall and resident Fire type. Serves as a deterrent for Ice types. Extremespeed for priority and Paralysis negation, Flare Blitz for STAB and Ice type killing, Morning Sun and Will-O-Wisp for obvious reasons. EVs in HP and Def for bulk. Leftovers for additional HP recovery. Serves as the main resistance to Ice types.

Breloom @ Focus Sash
Ability: Technician
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Spore
- Bullet Seed
- Mach Punch
- Rock Tomb

Physical Sweeper, Resident Grass/Fighting type, able to neutralize most threats with Spore. Mach Punch for priority and STAB great for finishing opponents off, Bullet Seed for STAB and destroying Rotom-W, Rock Tomb for Fire/Flying coverage and lowering speed. EVs in Atk for damage, and Spe for priority. Focus Sash to guarantee I get my Spores/Rock Tomb out.

Excadrill @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Mold Breaker
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Rapid Spin
- Earthquake
- Iron Head
- Rock Slide

Obligatory Rapid Spinner and Fairy killer. Also serves as a pretty good physical sweeper. Iron Head for Fairy/Ice killing and STAB, EQ for Fire/Steel coverage and STAB, Rock Slide for coverage and dealing with Flying types. EVs in Atk for damage, and Spe for priority. Choice Scarf for added priority. Serves as the main resistance to Fairy types and Electric types.

Porygon2 @ Eviolite
Ability: Trace
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
- Thunderbolt
- Ice Beam
- Thunder Wave
- Recover

Specially defensive wall that serves as a hard counter to Mega Salamence's most common threats. Craps all over Greninja and anything else that dares try to hit me with an Ice Beam. Switch in, Trace, parahax, stall. That's really all that needs to be said. Has won me so many games that it now has a permanent spot on my team.
That's what I used in-game. For OU I just substituted Mega Mence with Mega Pinsir.

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Gaming / Re: Thinking of getting back into Pokemon...
« on: March 29, 2016, 03:26:23 PM »
Gardevoir
Needs
To
Be
In
The
Team

And name it Solonoid's Waifu.
Gardevoir is a shit meme.

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Gaming / Thinking of getting back into Pokemon...
« on: March 29, 2016, 02:31:19 PM »
Any ideas for a new team?

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The Flood / "Persians were a civilized people."
« on: March 29, 2016, 01:51:47 PM »
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaphism

It's like they worshiped fucking Nurgle or something...

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The Flood / I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE
« on: March 29, 2016, 12:38:36 PM »
SO YOU CAN TAKE THAT COOKIE
Spoiler
AND STICK IT UP YOUR ASS
STICK IT UP YOUR ASS
STICK IT UP YOUR ASS
STICK IT UP YOUR ASS

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Gaming / Which is worse?
« on: March 28, 2016, 07:50:04 PM »
T4R.

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The Flood / Re: Wallpaper Megathread
« on: March 28, 2016, 10:04:21 AM »

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The Flood / Re: how did women not go extinct?
« on: March 27, 2016, 09:17:25 PM »

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The Flood / If I ping Sep7agon.net...
« on: March 27, 2016, 03:23:10 PM »
Will Cheat think I'm doing a really shitty DDoS?

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The Flood / Re: *
« on: March 27, 2016, 02:13:35 PM »

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