For the lazy:
https://gfycat.com/SimilarFewCuttlefish

The Germans are gonna pay for it!

Absolutely disgusting.

Helped my friends work on this beauty.

We're going to water cool it soon.

Wouldn't that thing just catch on fire?

Discuss.

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For security reasons.

So are we ever going to get a real review?

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At least the dog escaped...

Quote from: Yulius Kaisar on April 01, 2016, 03:03:53 PM

I mean nothing he says is really that wrong

But he's also a fucking weirdo

and pprobably suffers from aspergers

Just parroting shit established on 4chan months or years ago.

OH GOD AND THEN HE HAD TO START IN ON MUH INDIVIDUAL FREEDOM MUH ECONOMIC PROSPERITY MUH TECHNOLOGICAL PROGRESS MUH TOLERANCE fucking spare me

As if tolerance and individual rights aren't some of the most important traits to foster in a society...

It's actually economic prosperity, scientific advancement, feats of engineering, military might, and patronship of the arts. Your civilization can be the most tolerant in the world, but that still means fuck all when said civilization leaves no legacy to it's name.

When the US dies, do you think we're going to remembered for our tolerance of minorities? Fuck no. We're going to be remembered for our cultural contributions and the fact we put a man on the Moon.

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