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Messages - Ushan
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« on: September 23, 2016, 01:43:54 AM »
I wrote a few chapters of a story about a garden gnome apocalypse.
I think the main characters were a dwarf, a demon, and a cross-dressing scotsman.
782
« on: September 23, 2016, 01:34:13 AM »
Interesting setting, interesting characters, interesting plot, gameplay that isn't boring as fuck.
783
« on: September 23, 2016, 01:32:32 AM »
Jive p much wants to be Batman
But Donald Trump is already Batman.
784
« on: September 21, 2016, 11:07:19 PM »
Saleem said I look like a slav
Is that accurate?
You could pass for a Russian.
785
« on: September 21, 2016, 11:11:12 AM »
wtf is wrong with her face
It's photoshopped. 
786
« on: September 21, 2016, 01:45:24 AM »
787
« on: September 20, 2016, 10:47:27 PM »
And why the fuck do all Kryptonians speak in proverbs?
Because the writers are shit.
788
« on: September 19, 2016, 04:03:58 PM »
An old battle tactic I used for when one of my cities were beseiged and thoroughly outnumbered would have a unit of cavalry like the general's body guard run around the outskirts of the city, dragging the enemy's units around the towers.
789
« on: September 19, 2016, 01:35:38 AM »
I have never felt that.
I've had heartburn before, though.
790
« on: September 18, 2016, 08:29:41 PM »
yeah, but it's been a long time since I last played it.
791
« on: September 17, 2016, 01:10:41 PM »
I don't really like pumpkin.
792
« on: September 17, 2016, 02:21:40 AM »
Time to attention whore
I feel like I've seen you in a movie adaptation of a young adult fiction novel.
793
« on: September 16, 2016, 01:32:37 AM »
Are there orgies?
794
« on: September 16, 2016, 01:22:48 AM »
6-8
795
« on: September 15, 2016, 08:15:20 PM »
Added to my collection.
796
« on: September 15, 2016, 01:53:27 PM »
I had Jimmy John's for the first time a week ago, it was okay.
Never had Subway.
797
« on: September 14, 2016, 01:42:16 AM »
798
« on: September 13, 2016, 01:33:22 AM »
spiders are friends
dont they wanna kill everyone in aussieland?
only if you anger them
Yeah, the most notorious Australian spider just screams "friend" to me.
Eight arms to hug you with
799
« on: September 13, 2016, 12:29:39 AM »
I went to a club once with a Nigerian woman once.
Damn, she could dance.
800
« on: September 12, 2016, 10:43:36 PM »
Liquor stores are also closed on Sundays.
I know. I flew in last night
Damn, well at least my local Whole Foods has a pretty decent selection of booze.
801
« on: September 12, 2016, 10:23:35 PM »
Liquor stores are also closed on Sundays.
802
« on: September 12, 2016, 04:59:17 PM »
I miss getting time off for Islamic and Christian holidays.
803
« on: September 12, 2016, 04:46:45 PM »
Meh, Dr. Phil always seemed like a bit of a dick to me.
804
« on: September 12, 2016, 12:32:10 AM »
I'm more of a tea person.
805
« on: September 11, 2016, 09:03:21 PM »
I've never tried it, what's it like?
806
« on: September 11, 2016, 08:55:24 PM »
She's a witch?
807
« on: September 11, 2016, 08:04:35 PM »
Can we make Verbatim drink hemlock for corrupting the youth now?
808
« on: September 11, 2016, 02:33:48 AM »
809
« on: September 11, 2016, 01:45:53 AM »
I'm awake.
810
« on: September 11, 2016, 12:42:41 AM »
No buttons on the coat?
Barbaric.
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