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The Flood / Re: Locked Discussions
« on: December 08, 2014, 08:56:51 PM »
There's a difference between playful shit-flinging and straight up insulting other people.

What's wrong with that?

It gets tiresome for people who aren't here to watch people engage in the art of ur mum.

Lol then don't watch it

There's literally hundreds of other topics to choose from

Or perhaps you could take up your issues with someone in private if it looks like you're going to resort to uninventive insults.

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The Flood / Re: What are some nicknames you've earned?
« on: December 08, 2014, 08:45:43 PM »
I don't think I'm famous enough on any of the forums I frequent to actually have one.

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The Flood / Re: Locked Discussions
« on: December 08, 2014, 08:41:53 PM »
There's a difference between playful shit-flinging and straight up insulting other people.

What's wrong with that?

It gets tiresome for people who aren't here to watch people engage in the art of ur mum.

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The Flood / Re: How tall is Sep7agon
« on: December 08, 2014, 08:17:19 PM »
Being 5 foot 8 sucks, especially when everyone you know is like 7 feet tall

That just means they're easier to punch in the balls.
I never looked it at that way.

If you're ever called a manlet by someone in person, always bear in mind that you have the ability to make them an actual manlet.

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The Flood / Re: I Think...
« on: December 08, 2014, 08:05:13 PM »
Just don't get blood on my shirt.

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The Flood / Re: For those of you that think your are straight.
« on: December 08, 2014, 08:03:53 PM »

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The Flood / Re: For those of you that think your are straight.
« on: December 08, 2014, 08:02:53 PM »
Eh, if I'm going to fuck a guy, I'd rather he have a feminine body.

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The Flood / Re: What is your favorite soft drink?
« on: December 08, 2014, 08:00:51 PM »
I've been trying to avoid them, but I guess Sprite.

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The Flood / Re: How tall is Sep7agon
« on: December 08, 2014, 07:59:49 PM »
Being 5 foot 8 sucks, especially when everyone you know is like 7 feet tall

That just means they're easier to punch in the balls.

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The Flood / Re: How would our soldiers today do in WW2?
« on: December 08, 2014, 07:58:36 PM »
While I have know idea about what I'm talking about, I'd suspect that our current day military would be more effective than our military during WWII, because the military has had seventy years to improve on its training methods, seventy years for advances in the understanding of how the human body and mind works and how to train the two of them to operate in a war zone, and seventy years in which we have had several wars since WWII giving the us a greater chance to learn new strategies in modern combat. All of which the WWII Era US military didn't have and we do, even if you are excluding technology from our list of advantages.

That said, I'm mostly pulling things out of my ass and have never even so much s looked at a US Armed Forces brochure.

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The Flood / Re: Why did you choose your avatar?
« on: December 08, 2014, 07:40:03 PM »
In middle school I was nicknamed The Panda. At first I didn't like it, but it grew on me, and pandas have been my general theme on the internet ever since.

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The Flood / Re: Jesus Fuck I missed this place
« on: December 08, 2014, 07:33:40 PM »
I hope you feel better, and that you kill that tumour so you can return to moderating in a blaze of glorious remission.

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The Flood / Re: How tall is Sep7agon
« on: December 08, 2014, 07:24:39 PM »
6'-ish. I haven't bothered with my height since I was fifteen.

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The Flood / Re: AMA
« on: December 08, 2014, 07:17:09 PM »
What made you join here?

The people I loved

Too bad everything is fucking bullshit and everyone is a faggot


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The people I loved

Hmm.

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everyone is a faggot

I take it you include yourself when you say "Everyone".


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The Flood / Re: I Wish It Tells You When People Like Your Posts
« on: December 08, 2014, 04:36:23 PM »
Eh, I feel like liking something is a lazy way to respond to someone who said something worth replying to.

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The Flood / Re: AMA
« on: December 08, 2014, 04:28:55 PM »
Would you fuck Elsa?

Would you?

Yes. No consent needed.

None is needed with fictional characters.

But I'm assuming this is being put in a real life scenario, since you can't actually screw fictional characters.
Then I think something like this would happen.
Spoiler
NSFW, you have been warned.
Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: AMA
« on: December 08, 2014, 04:20:17 PM »

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The Flood / Re: AMA
« on: December 08, 2014, 04:15:32 PM »

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Eh, so was I.

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The Flood / Re: There's a joke in here somewhere
« on: December 08, 2014, 04:08:13 PM »
The police shot the black kids?

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The Flood / Re: cheat
« on: December 08, 2014, 03:49:58 PM »
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity of goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the LORD when I lay my vengeance upon you.


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The Flood / Re: it happened again omfg
« on: December 08, 2014, 03:39:34 PM »
Что?

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The Flood / Re: Tin foil hat time
« on: December 08, 2014, 03:36:44 PM »
Are you suggesting that a fanatical reader pushed an iceberg in the path of the Titanic?

Because I would totes do that.
It was the illuminati

I knew it!

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The Flood / Re: Why was my thread locked
« on: December 08, 2014, 03:17:32 PM »
and also, it's no secret that nobody likes him so
i do

don't i count for something

No.

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The Flood / Re: Are we all from b.net here?
« on: December 08, 2014, 03:13:25 PM »
Yup.

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The Flood / Re: Floss then brush your teeth, yeh?
« on: December 08, 2014, 03:11:48 PM »
-Brush
-Floss
-Mouth wash
-Brush again

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The Flood / Re: Tin foil hat time
« on: December 08, 2014, 03:09:54 PM »
Are you suggesting that a fanatical reader pushed an iceberg in the path of the Titanic?

Because I would totes do that.

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I don't think Spiderman would ever do well on the big screen.

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The Flood / Re: Users you respect the most
« on: December 08, 2014, 02:46:09 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Users you respect the most
« on: December 08, 2014, 02:45:28 PM »
Oh, I see how it is, that's fine. I'm going to make my own popularity thread, with Blackjack, and hookers.
Can I come?
Of course, I'm going to need as many hookers as possible.

Can I copulate with the Lemon?
That will be 25 cents.

*Gives 25 sense*

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