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6121
« on: December 30, 2014, 09:27:52 PM »
I could kiss you.
6122
« on: December 30, 2014, 09:10:34 PM »
I've pretty much been waiting for Farcry 4 to download all day, I'm so hard done by.
6123
« on: December 30, 2014, 09:03:07 PM »
Fascist.
6124
« on: December 30, 2014, 09:01:11 PM »
I have no idea what this thread is about so I'll leave this here.
I would fuck those lips.
6125
« on: December 30, 2014, 08:56:49 PM »
Harry Harlow was a terrible person.
Yes, exceptionally.
6126
« on: December 30, 2014, 08:32:34 PM »
I take it you're going to have to go to the confession box tomorrow, then?
I'm not Catholic :/
I thought that was for every sect.
Not every denomination has a "confession box". Catholics have "confession", but Baptists and many others don't really have that.
We just confess our sins to God.
Bu-bu-but how else will you sex the nuns in the confession box if you don't have one?
I won't
Well, I'm not going to anymore sermons.
6127
« on: December 30, 2014, 08:30:45 PM »
I take it you're going to have to go to the confession box tomorrow, then?
I'm not Catholic :/
I thought that was for every sect.
Not every denomination has a "confession box". Catholics have "confession", but Baptists and many others don't really have that.
We just confess our sins to God.
Bu-bu-but how else will you sex the nuns in the confession box if you don't have one?
6128
« on: December 30, 2014, 08:16:01 PM »
I take it you're going to have to go to the confession box tomorrow, then?
I'm not Catholic :/
I thought that was for every sect.
6129
« on: December 30, 2014, 08:13:18 PM »
I take it you're going to have to go to the confession box tomorrow, then?
6130
« on: December 30, 2014, 07:47:53 PM »
"Innovation" and "FPS games" go together like toothpaste and orange juice.
Are you telling me you don't mix your tooth paste with orange juice?
6131
« on: December 30, 2014, 07:32:37 PM »
Harry Potter?
6132
« on: December 30, 2014, 07:28:30 PM »
'Manly' would not describe this place.
What word would you use to describe this place?
Lady-like?
6133
« on: December 30, 2014, 07:25:34 PM »
As a member of the cinema-going public, I increasingly find myself tired of the dull, insipid fare that passes for film-going entertainment in this day and age. At these moments I wonder if the higher forms of culture may be dwindling in these modern times, and that the principles of craft, artistry and beauty have no value in a world beholden to the market and enslaved by the lowest common vernacular. But when I begin to get depressed I simply remember that I myself possess access to undoubtedly the greatest piece of art ever created, and it is this masterpiece that ignites my nerves and sets my loins ablaze with love for the highest and most noble aspirations of humankind. I am of course, talking about my beard.  Reviewers have called my beard “bold”, “shockingly unique”, and “one of the finest young beards of our generation.” My beard reinvents the entire genre of beard at the same time that it redefines and transcends it. “What divine creator could have sculpted this tour du force?”, you are probably asking. Look at that straight, set jawline. It looks like bullet! My beard is unquestionably an individualist, reminiscent of the classic masculine icons of the golden age of cinema. My beard doesn’t need anyone to tell it what it is about; it knows damn freakin well what it’s about. While my beard commands authority, it is, importantly, an authentic beard, and you can never lose sight of the integrity, honesty and forthrightness underlying it. Although most widely recognised for this image of rugged self-reliance, it is not commonly known that my beard is also a master of characterisation, with a seemingly fathomless talent for capturing every detail and nuance of emotion: a subtle change here to express sadness, anger, despair, sangfroid or simply ironic detachment. In conclusion, why aren’t you seeing my beard right now? I know you’ll enjoy it as much as I did.
6134
« on: December 30, 2014, 05:10:05 PM »
*shuts Nuka and LC out the door*
*embraces Korra*
 Hot.
6135
« on: December 30, 2014, 04:54:08 PM »
You're going to need a pillow.
6136
« on: December 30, 2014, 04:35:38 PM »
Fuck you.
Now I have ptsd.....
Pansy.
6137
« on: December 30, 2014, 04:35:17 PM »
Wouldn't he be dead once his spinal cord was severed?
6138
« on: December 30, 2014, 04:24:31 PM »
Anyone with a feminine figure, what's between the legs is irrelevant to me.
6139
« on: December 30, 2014, 03:33:22 PM »
(っ◕‿◕)っ
6140
« on: December 30, 2014, 03:12:58 PM »
 Talk to your doctor before taking Cialis.
6141
« on: December 30, 2014, 02:54:47 PM »
Man there are a lot of Valentines Sex babies.
I fucking hate you.
6142
« on: December 30, 2014, 02:36:50 PM »
Next thing you'll know they'll find that the Egyptians had nuclear power.
How else do you think they built those pyramids?
What if the pyramids were the nuclear power plants?
ming=blown
6143
« on: December 30, 2014, 02:35:03 PM »
This place has the worst fads ever.
"I LOVE PROJECTING MY MISERABLE PERSONALITY ONTO EVERYONE ELSE"
Well it is quite silly.
(っ◕‿◕)っ
6144
« on: December 30, 2014, 02:28:41 PM »
Next thing you'll know they'll find that the Egyptians had nuclear power.
How else do you think they built those pyramids?
6145
« on: December 30, 2014, 03:54:23 AM »
6146
« on: December 30, 2014, 03:27:17 AM »
I'm going to a party with people I can't trust as far as I can throw them, so that should be fun.
Hang loose and make some friends while you're there. Gain allies.
They are my friends, they're the people I can't trust.
6147
« on: December 30, 2014, 03:25:57 AM »
┬──┬ ¯\_(ツ)
Thank you
You're welcome.
I know.
Don't take that tone with me or I'll flip it again.
┬─┬ ノ( º _ ºノ)
┬─┬ ノ( º _ ºノ)
┬─┬ ノ( º _ ºノ)
┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)
get flipped
(╯°Д°）╯︵ /(.□ . \)
Get double flipped
/(.□ . \)︵ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ︵ (/ . □.)\
get flippendo'd
(/¯◡ ‿ ◡)/¯ ~ /(.□. \) /(.□. \) /(.□. \)
I give up.
ヽ(ಥ益ಥ)ﾉ
<3
You know it, bby.
6148
« on: December 30, 2014, 03:22:58 AM »
I'm going to a party with people I can't trust as far as I can throw them, so that should be fun.
6149
« on: December 30, 2014, 03:21:20 AM »
┬──┬ ¯\_(ツ)
Thank you
You're welcome.
I know.
Don't take that tone with me or I'll flip it again.
┬─┬ ノ( º _ ºノ)
┬─┬ ノ( º _ ºノ)
┬─┬ ノ( º _ ºノ)
┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)
get flipped
(╯°Д°）╯︵ /(.□ . \)
Get double flipped
/(.□ . \)︵ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ︵ (/ . □.)\
get flippendo'd
(/¯◡ ‿ ◡)/¯ ~ /(.□. \) /(.□. \) /(.□. \)
I give up. ヽ(ಥ益ಥ)ﾉ
6150
« on: December 30, 2014, 03:16:38 AM »
┬──┬ ¯\_(ツ)
Thank you
You're welcome.
I know.
Don't take that tone with me or I'll flip it again.
┬─┬ ノ( º _ ºノ)
┬─┬ ノ( º _ ºノ)
┬─┬ ノ( º _ ºノ)
┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)
get flipped
(╯°Д°）╯︵ /(.□ . \)
Get double flipped /(.□ . \)︵ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ︵ (/ . □.)\
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