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6001
« on: January 04, 2015, 04:34:56 AM »
Alright, alright. It's a metaphor for a girl.
You mixed her into batter, baked her, and covered her in icing?
Obtuse as ever.
She's the sweetest thing?
Not entirely. But I'm a strange individual with certain needs that are very hard to meet. Which is why I'm single for the majority of my life and so many girls despair of me.
And she tastes good but leaves you wanting more? Are you a cannibal?
Unlike the plot of my stories, you will not be getting the plot of this... debacle. I said this much to avoid all the guessing.
Everyone might as well go back to assuming I'm going to nick a cupcake.
Elegiac a confirmed cannibal.
Whoa there, Hannibal, take it easy.
If you don't like it then quit posting and I won't have to tolerate your dog/bear breath anymore.
B-b-but, I thought you liked it.
You try living on a diet of raw deer and squirrels without having petrifyingly bad breath.
Just eat the Yip Yap.
Fucking make me, mate.
What about a Slurp'n'Fresh 
6002
« on: January 04, 2015, 04:31:41 AM »
Alright, alright. It's a metaphor for a girl.
You mixed her into batter, baked her, and covered her in icing?
Obtuse as ever.
She's the sweetest thing?
Not entirely. But I'm a strange individual with certain needs that are very hard to meet. Which is why I'm single for the majority of my life and so many girls despair of me.
And she tastes good but leaves you wanting more? Are you a cannibal?
Unlike the plot of my stories, you will not be getting the plot of this... debacle. I said this much to avoid all the guessing.
Everyone might as well go back to assuming I'm going to nick a cupcake.
Elegiac a confirmed cannibal.
Whoa there, Hannibal, take it easy.
If you don't like it then quit posting and I won't have to tolerate your dog/bear breath anymore.
B-b-but, I thought you liked it.
You try living on a diet of raw deer and squirrels without having petrifyingly bad breath.
Just eat the Yip Yap.
Fucking make me, mate.
6003
« on: January 04, 2015, 04:28:52 AM »
Cat.
6004
« on: January 04, 2015, 04:27:49 AM »
Alright, alright. It's a metaphor for a girl.
You mixed her into batter, baked her, and covered her in icing?
Obtuse as ever.
She's the sweetest thing?
Not entirely. But I'm a strange individual with certain needs that are very hard to meet. Which is why I'm single for the majority of my life and so many girls despair of me.
And she tastes good but leaves you wanting more? Are you a cannibal?
Unlike the plot of my stories, you will not be getting the plot of this... debacle. I said this much to avoid all the guessing.
Everyone might as well go back to assuming I'm going to nick a cupcake.
Elegiac a confirmed cannibal.
Whoa there, Hannibal, take it easy.
If you don't like it then quit posting and I won't have to tolerate your dog/bear breath anymore.
B-b-but, I thought you liked it.
You try living on a diet of raw deer and squirrels without having petrifyingly bad breath.
6005
« on: January 04, 2015, 04:17:33 AM »
Alright, alright. It's a metaphor for a girl.
You mixed her into batter, baked her, and covered her in icing?
Obtuse as ever.
She's the sweetest thing?
Not entirely. But I'm a strange individual with certain needs that are very hard to meet. Which is why I'm single for the majority of my life and so many girls despair of me.
And she tastes good but leaves you wanting more? Are you a cannibal?
Unlike the plot of my stories, you will not be getting the plot of this... debacle. I said this much to avoid all the guessing.
Everyone might as well go back to assuming I'm going to nick a cupcake.
Elegiac a confirmed cannibal.
Whoa there, Hannibal, take it easy.
If you don't like it then quit posting and I won't have to tolerate your dog/bear breath anymore.
B-b-but, I thought you liked it.
6006
« on: January 04, 2015, 04:14:16 AM »
Alright, alright. It's a metaphor for a girl.
You mixed her into batter, baked her, and covered her in icing?
Obtuse as ever.
She's the sweetest thing?
Not entirely. But I'm a strange individual with certain needs that are very hard to meet. Which is why I'm single for the majority of my life and so many girls despair of me.
And she tastes good but leaves you wanting more? Are you a cannibal?
Unlike the plot of my stories, you will not be getting the plot of this... debacle. I said this much to avoid all the guessing.
Everyone might as well go back to assuming I'm going to nick a cupcake.
Elegiac a confirmed cannibal.
Whoa there, Hannibal, take it easy.
6007
« on: January 04, 2015, 04:12:46 AM »
Only cats and small children annoy me.
cats D:
Yeah, I'm talkin' 'bout you, motherfucker.
You meowtherfucking piece of sheet
You see, this is precisely why I don't like your kind.
You were the one who started being mean >:cc
Yeah, but it hurt when you did it back.
Yours hurts more
Good.
You boypussy
You mangina.
6008
« on: January 04, 2015, 03:59:01 AM »
Only cats and small children annoy me.
cats D:
Yeah, I'm talkin' 'bout you, motherfucker.
You meowtherfucking piece of sheet
You see, this is precisely why I don't like your kind.
You were the one who started being mean >:cc
Yeah, but it hurt when you did it back.
Yours hurts more
Good.
6009
« on: January 04, 2015, 03:57:14 AM »
Alright, alright. It's a metaphor for a girl.
You mixed her into batter, baked her, and covered her in icing?
Obtuse as ever.
She's the sweetest thing?
Not entirely. But I'm a strange individual with certain needs that are very hard to meet. Which is why I'm single for the majority of my life and so many girls despair of me.
And she tastes good but leaves you wanting more? Are you a cannibal?
Unlike the plot of my stories, you will not be getting the plot of this... debacle. I said this much to avoid all the guessing.
Everyone might as well go back to assuming I'm going to nick a cupcake.
Elegiac a confirmed cannibal.
6010
« on: January 04, 2015, 03:55:55 AM »
Only cats and small children annoy me.
cats D:
Yeah, I'm talkin' 'bout you, motherfucker.
You meowtherfucking piece of sheet
You see, this is precisely why I don't like your kind.
You were the one who started being mean >:cc
Yeah, but it hurt when you did it back.
6011
« on: January 04, 2015, 03:53:28 AM »
Alright, alright. It's a metaphor for a girl.
You mixed her into batter, baked her, and covered her in icing?
Obtuse as ever.
She's the sweetest thing?
Not entirely. But I'm a strange individual with certain needs that are very hard to meet. Which is why I'm single for the majority of my life and so many girls despair of me.
And she tastes good but leaves you wanting more? Are you a cannibal?
6012
« on: January 04, 2015, 03:50:46 AM »
Only cats and small children annoy me.
cats D:
Yeah, I'm talkin' 'bout you, motherfucker.
You meowtherfucking piece of sheet
You see, this is precisely why I don't like your kind.
6013
« on: January 04, 2015, 03:49:51 AM »
It is an awful song and anybody who thinks otherwise should be rounded up, have their genitals forcibly removed, and then promptly be set on fire and thrown in a cave.
6014
« on: January 04, 2015, 03:47:47 AM »
It's all yours, I don't want it.
But somebody does.
Is it you?
Nah, some fucking guy.
Do you know who?
Yup, it's gonna be quite the coup. Me and my uphill river
Don't let gravity tell you where to go.
Gravity won't get you high.
We've got prescription medication for that.
I have music.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpgcR1bDJ8HoYMR2RnGxtqg
Whatever opens your mind to the infinite stream of the cosmos, man.
I'm so far past open I'm inside out and forever inverting. Oh shit. I'mma use that line for a lyric.
You're a musician?
I'm a vocalist and poet. Soon to be novelist.
Cool, what are you writing?
It's hard to explain, but it kicks out in a post-apocalypse semi-utopia on a future earth. I have most of it mapped out in my head; I've spent years planning it. The working titles are:
Civilisation
Gods
War
Politics
Then a couple of short story compilations to fill the lore and universe out:
Risk City Stories
Win a Planet
Eh, try me. You might as well while I'm still lucid.
But I'd have to type soooo much  it's hot here in oz
and I'm languid
Well, that's going to be a problem.
Evidently. Ask me again later. What time is it for you?
3:45 AM
5:45 pm, I'm not typing anything that involved until it cools down a few hours into the night.
I can wait. Don't get eaten by a spider.
6015
« on: January 04, 2015, 03:46:45 AM »
Only cats and small children annoy me.
cats D:
Yeah, I'm talkin' 'bout you, motherfucker.
6016
« on: January 04, 2015, 03:45:48 AM »
Alright, alright. It's a metaphor for a girl.
You mixed her into batter, baked her, and covered her in icing?
Obtuse as ever.
She's the sweetest thing?
6017
« on: January 04, 2015, 03:44:36 AM »
It's all yours, I don't want it.
But somebody does.
Is it you?
Nah, some fucking guy.
Do you know who?
Yup, it's gonna be quite the coup. Me and my uphill river
Don't let gravity tell you where to go.
Gravity won't get you high.
We've got prescription medication for that.
I have music.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpgcR1bDJ8HoYMR2RnGxtqg
Whatever opens your mind to the infinite stream of the cosmos, man.
I'm so far past open I'm inside out and forever inverting. Oh shit. I'mma use that line for a lyric.
You're a musician?
I'm a vocalist and poet. Soon to be novelist.
Cool, what are you writing?
It's hard to explain, but it kicks out in a post-apocalypse semi-utopia on a future earth. I have most of it mapped out in my head; I've spent years planning it. The working titles are:
Civilisation
Gods
War
Politics
Then a couple of short story compilations to fill the lore and universe out:
Risk City Stories
Win a Planet
Eh, try me. You might as well while I'm still lucid.
But I'd have to type soooo much it's hot here in oz
and I'm languid
Well, that's going to be a problem.
Evidently. Ask me again later. What time is it for you?
3:45 AM
6018
« on: January 04, 2015, 03:44:15 AM »
Alright, alright. It's a metaphor for a girl.
You mixed her into batter, baked her, and covered her in icing?
6019
« on: January 04, 2015, 03:42:40 AM »
It's all yours, I don't want it.
But somebody does.
Is it you?
Nah, some fucking guy.
Do you know who?
Yup, it's gonna be quite the coup. Me and my uphill river
Don't let gravity tell you where to go.
Gravity won't get you high.
We've got prescription medication for that.
I have music.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpgcR1bDJ8HoYMR2RnGxtqg
Whatever opens your mind to the infinite stream of the cosmos, man.
I'm so far past open I'm inside out and forever inverting. Oh shit. I'mma use that line for a lyric.
You're a musician?
I'm a vocalist and poet. Soon to be novelist.
Cool, what are you writing?
It's hard to explain, but it kicks out in a post-apocalypse semi-utopia on a future earth. I have most of it mapped out in my head; I've spent years planning it. The working titles are:
Civilisation
Gods
War
Politics
Then a couple of short story compilations to fill the lore and universe out:
Risk City Stories
Win a Planet
Eh, try me. You might as well while I'm still lucid.
But I'd have to type soooo much it's hot here in oz
and I'm languid
Well, that's going to be a problem.
6020
« on: January 04, 2015, 03:34:58 AM »
It's all yours, I don't want it.
But somebody does.
Is it you?
Nah, some fucking guy.
Do you know who?
Yup, it's gonna be quite the coup. Me and my uphill river
Don't let gravity tell you where to go.
Gravity won't get you high.
We've got prescription medication for that.
I have music.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpgcR1bDJ8HoYMR2RnGxtqg
Whatever opens your mind to the infinite stream of the cosmos, man.
I'm so far past open I'm inside out and forever inverting. Oh shit. I'mma use that line for a lyric.
You're a musician?
I'm a vocalist and poet. Soon to be novelist.
Cool, what are you writing?
It's hard to explain, but it kicks out in a post-apocalypse semi-utopia on a future earth. I have most of it mapped out in my head; I've spent years planning it. The working titles are:
Civilisation
Gods
War
Politics
Then a couple of short story compilations to fill the lore and universe out:
Risk City Stories
Win a Planet
Eh, try me. You might as well while I'm still lucid.
6021
« on: January 04, 2015, 03:19:36 AM »
It's all yours, I don't want it.
But somebody does.
Is it you?
Nah, some fucking guy.
Do you know who?
Yup, it's gonna be quite the coup. Me and my uphill river
Don't let gravity tell you where to go.
Gravity won't get you high.
We've got prescription medication for that.
I have music.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpgcR1bDJ8HoYMR2RnGxtqg
Whatever opens your mind to the infinite stream of the cosmos, man.
I'm so far past open I'm inside out and forever inverting. Oh shit. I'mma use that line for a lyric.
You're a musician?
I'm a vocalist and poet. Soon to be novelist.
Cool, what are you writing?
6022
« on: January 04, 2015, 03:12:15 AM »
It's all yours, I don't want it.
But somebody does.
Is it you?
Nah, some fucking guy.
Do you know who?
Yup, it's gonna be quite the coup. Me and my uphill river
Don't let gravity tell you where to go.
Gravity won't get you high.
We've got prescription medication for that.
I have music.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpgcR1bDJ8HoYMR2RnGxtqg
Whatever opens your mind to the infinite stream of the cosmos, man.
I'm so far past open I'm inside out and forever inverting. Oh shit. I'mma use that line for a lyric.
You're a musician?
6023
« on: January 04, 2015, 03:10:55 AM »
Only cats and small children annoy me.
6024
« on: January 04, 2015, 03:08:09 AM »
It's all yours, I don't want it.
But somebody does.
Is it you?
Nah, some fucking guy.
Do you know who?
Yup, it's gonna be quite the coup. Me and my uphill river
Don't let gravity tell you where to go.
Gravity won't get you high.
We've got prescription medication for that.
I have music.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpgcR1bDJ8HoYMR2RnGxtqg
Whatever opens your mind to the infinite stream of the cosmos, man.
6025
« on: January 04, 2015, 03:03:09 AM »
It's all yours, I don't want it.
But somebody does.
Is it you?
Nah, some fucking guy.
Do you know who?
Yup, it's gonna be quite the coup. Me and my uphill river
Don't let gravity tell you where to go.
Gravity won't get you high.
We've got prescription medication for that.
6026
« on: January 04, 2015, 03:00:50 AM »
It's all yours, I don't want it.
But somebody does.
Is it you?
Nah, some fucking guy.
Do you know who?
Yup, it's gonna be quite the coup. Me and my uphill river
Don't let gravity tell you where to go.
6027
« on: January 04, 2015, 02:57:27 AM »
I don't know what that is
6028
« on: January 04, 2015, 02:55:41 AM »
It's all yours, I don't want it.
But somebody does.
Is it you?
Nah, some fucking guy.
Do you know who?
6029
« on: January 04, 2015, 02:54:14 AM »
Isn't that dangerous? :s
Dangerously delicious, maybe.
6030
« on: January 04, 2015, 02:53:32 AM »
It's all yours, I don't want it.
But somebody does.
Is it you?
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