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5761
« on: January 10, 2015, 10:00:18 PM »
>Is confused
>Dick stuck in fan
I honestly don't know if this thread is about females or males, and whether I should be turned on or cringing.
This is the gay offsite. I don't know what you were expecting.
Wait, gay offsite? But if this is a gay offsite, then that means this is a gay thread; and that means my current slight arousal... Oh God... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ BEND OVER ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ
5762
« on: January 10, 2015, 09:57:57 PM »
I very much prefer Hot Manboys.
Get out.
5763
« on: January 10, 2015, 09:52:23 PM »
 Ayyyyyyyyyy
5764
« on: January 10, 2015, 09:42:34 PM »
You're nice.
I try my best 
You've got a good sense of humor,
and continue to surprise me with what jokes you come up with.
Thank you for playing along.
5765
« on: January 10, 2015, 09:30:28 PM »
You're nice.
5766
« on: January 10, 2015, 09:28:14 PM »
It's worse than getting blueballed when you're right about to orgasm.
5767
« on: January 10, 2015, 09:24:59 PM »
No, but I need a haircut.
5768
« on: January 10, 2015, 09:22:57 PM »
Abandon thread
Don't abandon thread.
5769
« on: January 10, 2015, 09:18:25 PM »
im very rebellious
Poof.
5770
« on: January 10, 2015, 09:13:54 PM »
Habu-sake will take you from 0 to hallucinating in about 10 min.
Holy shit
Do you... eat the snake like the tequila worm?
Haha no. The alcohol dilutes the venom, and makes it nonpoisonous, but it fucks you up bad. 2 shots ends your night.
And I'll eat the motherfuckin snake.
I'd split it with you over a plate of grasshoppers.
Ehh... I can't say I enjoyed grasshopper last I ate one.
Try them with salsa.
Cooked?
If you're so inclined.
Deep fried it is then.
I'd suggest just regular fried or baked.
You seem to forget that I'm an AMERICAN!
We'll have to fix that, then.
5771
« on: January 10, 2015, 09:12:42 PM »
Please stop this madness
But it's not madness :/
It's fabness.
5772
« on: January 10, 2015, 09:03:55 PM »
I just hate when people equate vanity with femininity.
The vikings were supposedly very proud of their beards.
5773
« on: January 10, 2015, 08:55:32 PM »
Habu-sake will take you from 0 to hallucinating in about 10 min.
Holy shit
Do you... eat the snake like the tequila worm?
Haha no. The alcohol dilutes the venom, and makes it nonpoisonous, but it fucks you up bad. 2 shots ends your night.
And I'll eat the motherfuckin snake.
I'd split it with you over a plate of grasshoppers.
Ehh... I can't say I enjoyed grasshopper last I ate one.
Try them with salsa.
Cooked?
If you're so inclined.
Deep fried it is then.
I'd suggest just regular fried or baked.
5774
« on: January 10, 2015, 08:51:13 PM »
Habu-sake will take you from 0 to hallucinating in about 10 min.
Holy shit
Do you... eat the snake like the tequila worm?
Haha no. The alcohol dilutes the venom, and makes it nonpoisonous, but it fucks you up bad. 2 shots ends your night.
And I'll eat the motherfuckin snake.
I'd split it with you over a plate of grasshoppers.
Ehh... I can't say I enjoyed grasshopper last I ate one.
Try them with salsa.
Cooked?
If you're so inclined.
5775
« on: January 10, 2015, 08:43:37 PM »
Habu-sake will take you from 0 to hallucinating in about 10 min.
Holy shit
Do you... eat the snake like the tequila worm?
Haha no. The alcohol dilutes the venom, and makes it nonpoisonous, but it fucks you up bad. 2 shots ends your night.
And I'll eat the motherfuckin snake.
I'd split it with you over a plate of grasshoppers.
Ehh... I can't say I enjoyed grasshopper last I ate one.
Try them with salsa.
5776
« on: January 10, 2015, 08:30:30 PM »
Two dogs.
5777
« on: January 10, 2015, 08:27:15 PM »
What the fuck is wrong with you guys?
5778
« on: January 10, 2015, 08:24:03 PM »
Habu-sake will take you from 0 to hallucinating in about 10 min.
Holy shit
Do you... eat the snake like the tequila worm?
Haha no. The alcohol dilutes the venom, and makes it nonpoisonous, but it fucks you up bad. 2 shots ends your night.
And I'll eat the motherfuckin snake.
I'd split it with you over a plate of grasshoppers.
5779
« on: January 10, 2015, 08:07:17 PM »
Aquavit.
oooooohhhhhhh. ive never heard of that before, but a googling reveals that it is kind of whiskey-like. how do you get your hands on some good aquavit?
The liquor store? Linie is a good brand.
oh, i didnt know if it was better to try to get it imported or st
I get it in Texas, granted there's a decently large Norwegian population where I live, but you could probably find a bottle of it at your local liquor store if you're lucky.
5780
« on: January 10, 2015, 08:04:21 PM »
Aquavit.
oooooohhhhhhh. ive never heard of that before, but a googling reveals that it is kind of whiskey-like. how do you get your hands on some good aquavit?
The liquor store? Linie is a good brand.
5781
« on: January 10, 2015, 07:59:30 PM »
Aquavit.
5782
« on: January 10, 2015, 07:55:29 PM »
5783
« on: January 10, 2015, 07:51:39 PM »
Would the times between classes be commercial breaks?
No, but the school uniform would be khakis and a polo with the company logo.
I kid.
It'd be nice if companies were more altruistic and didn't require some sort of tangible benefit from sponsorship, and instead just want to better the community that their employees and customers live and work in.
But they don't.
5784
« on: January 10, 2015, 07:48:48 PM »
Sounds like an adventure! Philosophy is a good way to reflect on an adventure :^)
And fights with bears.
Dogruk fight bears sometimes.
Ushan fight ogres sometimes.
Dogruk strong, and club better than claws. But Ushan maybe great bear? Ushan not like forest bear?
Ushan god of forest.
Ushan want to test strength? Ogre ritual to fight friend.
Yes.
No weapons. Strongest win.
Ushan doesn't use weapons.
Good. Strength-test-ritual now.
...
...
Ushan strong. Ushan god of forest. Good fight.
Dogruk strong. Dogruk ogre of cave. Good fight.
5785
« on: January 10, 2015, 07:45:05 PM »
What's the twist? Its not anything weird...right?
You're all the sacrifices in a satanic ritual. I'm sorry Rocketman, this does mean you're not going to Heaven.
>implying that lucy is not the good guy
>Implying that I was implying anything other than Rocketman going to Hell.
>implying that rocketman is not actually a satanist
But.....BUT........I'm "the christian boy" 
The perfect cover.
You would say that >_>
Well, it is.
IF that were true
Which it is.
5786
« on: January 10, 2015, 07:44:34 PM »
Fuck zombie dogs.
Team?
Sure!
Hold on, can you beat up boulders with only your fists?
Yep
5787
« on: January 10, 2015, 07:39:07 PM »
What's the twist? Its not anything weird...right?
You're all the sacrifices in a satanic ritual. I'm sorry Rocketman, this does mean you're not going to Heaven.
>implying that lucy is not the good guy
>Implying that I was implying anything other than Rocketman going to Hell.
>implying that rocketman is not actually a satanist
But.....BUT........I'm "the christian boy"
The perfect cover.
You would say that >_>
Well, it is.
5788
« on: January 10, 2015, 07:11:35 PM »
What's the twist? Its not anything weird...right?
You're all the sacrifices in a satanic ritual. I'm sorry Rocketman, this does mean you're not going to Heaven.
>implying that lucy is not the good guy
>Implying that I was implying anything other than Rocketman going to Hell.
>implying that rocketman is not actually a satanist
But.....BUT........I'm "the christian boy"
The perfect cover.
5789
« on: January 10, 2015, 07:10:45 PM »
What's the twist? Its not anything weird...right?
You're all the sacrifices in a satanic ritual. I'm sorry Rocketman, this does mean you're not going to Heaven.
>implying that lucy is not the good guy
>Implying that I was implying anything other than Rocketman going to Hell.
>implying that rocketman is not actually a satanist
>Implying that I was implying that he was.
5790
« on: January 10, 2015, 07:09:42 PM »
What's the twist? Its not anything weird...right?
You're all the sacrifices in a satanic ritual. I'm sorry Rocketman, this does mean you're not going to Heaven.
I was the 6th poster, only 5 go in
You are the 6th poster, in athread where 5, not 6 posters get to go to a mansion, and you mentioned the number 6 in your post. 666, the number of the beast.
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