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5551
The Flood / Re: adam and eve were probably asian
« on: January 16, 2015, 03:41:46 AM »
No, they were obviously white.
thats racist as white people

ftfy
white people with money more like it

yes
which are also christian

they are jew-christians
oh no i was saying people whom are named christian are typically quite racist

Well you don't even have to say that one. It's so common.
And they are 67% of the time Jewish
indian people are typically pretty racist

jerks like to flaunt their casinos everywhere >: (
lol wtf im talking about actual indians not fucking native americans

jerks like to flaunt their dots on their foreheads everywhere >: (
you have to agree that indian people dont tip anyone who isnt indian

I have suffered under their oppression for too long!

Great food though, so you should let it slide.

But I'm the one serving their food :/

Go to an Indian restaurant, switch the tables on them, literally.

holy crap, that's genius!!!
But I'd have to eat indian food :/

never tried it

I meant switch the tables from your restaurant with the tables in their restaurant, you fool.

Spoiler
Also Indian food is the food of gods.

:literally" switch tables?

.................too much work for indian food bruh

What did you think I meant by literally? I take literalism very seriously.

Indian food is always worth it, especally if you get carry out.

"turn the tables on them literally" as in "go to their restaurant, and sit where they are sitting, as the customer. Thus literally turning the tables on them".

I said switch, not turn.

"specifics"

"Words"

5552
The Flood / Re: adam and eve were probably asian
« on: January 16, 2015, 03:36:41 AM »
No, they were obviously white.
thats racist as white people

ftfy
white people with money more like it

yes
which are also christian

they are jew-christians
oh no i was saying people whom are named christian are typically quite racist

Well you don't even have to say that one. It's so common.
And they are 67% of the time Jewish
indian people are typically pretty racist

jerks like to flaunt their casinos everywhere >: (
lol wtf im talking about actual indians not fucking native americans

jerks like to flaunt their dots on their foreheads everywhere >: (
you have to agree that indian people dont tip anyone who isnt indian

I have suffered under their oppression for too long!

Great food though, so you should let it slide.

But I'm the one serving their food :/

Go to an Indian restaurant, switch the tables on them, literally.

holy crap, that's genius!!!
But I'd have to eat indian food :/

never tried it

I meant switch the tables from your restaurant with the tables in their restaurant, you fool.

Spoiler
Also Indian food is the food of gods.

:literally" switch tables?

.................too much work for indian food bruh

What did you think I meant by literally? I take literalism very seriously.

Indian food is always worth it, especally if you get carry out.

"turn the tables on them literally" as in "go to their restaurant, and sit where they are sitting, as the customer. Thus literally turning the tables on them".

I said switch, not turn.

I am very particular with my words.


5553
The Flood / Re: ba-ba-ba DOOK, DOOK, DOOK
« on: January 16, 2015, 03:35:43 AM »
Why would I let him in?
Because if it's in a word, or if it's in a book, you can't get rid of the Babadook.

I like his style.

5554
The Flood / Re: adam and eve were probably asian
« on: January 16, 2015, 03:33:38 AM »
No, they were obviously white.
thats racist as white people

ftfy
white people with money more like it

yes
which are also christian

they are jew-christians
oh no i was saying people whom are named christian are typically quite racist

Well you don't even have to say that one. It's so common.
And they are 67% of the time Jewish
indian people are typically pretty racist

jerks like to flaunt their casinos everywhere >: (
lol wtf im talking about actual indians not fucking native americans

jerks like to flaunt their dots on their foreheads everywhere >: (
you have to agree that indian people dont tip anyone who isnt indian

I have suffered under their oppression for too long!
worse part is they are reproducing rapidly

and teaching their children to NOT TIP  :'( :'( :'(
they have all those math skills but they still cant figure out 20%



My family would disown me if I ever tipped that low.

5555
The Flood / Re: Star Gazing
« on: January 16, 2015, 03:32:43 AM »
i actually have a big celestron telescope with a programmable interface

theres a 3D program on my computer that i use to get the coordinates of basically any celestial object from the mother fuckin space database

i input the coordinates into the telescope and it autonomously zooms into the whatever the fuck i want it to

its fun

Want.
theres a free version of the program i use for download but you have to have a membership on a certain forum

which is also free to sign up on

its not as good as the full program but its pretty sweet

Interedesting.
do you want the link

Sure.
http://www.bisque.com/sc/media/p/56602.aspx

i think that will work

you might need an account (which is free)

Danke.

5556
The Flood / Re: adam and eve were probably asian
« on: January 16, 2015, 03:32:06 AM »
No, they were obviously white.
thats racist as white people

ftfy
white people with money more like it

yes
which are also christian

they are jew-christians
oh no i was saying people whom are named christian are typically quite racist

Well you don't even have to say that one. It's so common.
And they are 67% of the time Jewish
indian people are typically pretty racist

jerks like to flaunt their casinos everywhere >: (
lol wtf im talking about actual indians not fucking native americans

jerks like to flaunt their dots on their foreheads everywhere >: (
you have to agree that indian people dont tip anyone who isnt indian

I have suffered under their oppression for too long!

Great food though, so you should let it slide.

But I'm the one serving their food :/

Go to an Indian restaurant, switch the tables on them, literally.

holy crap, that's genius!!!
But I'd have to eat indian food :/

never tried it

I meant switch the tables from your restaurant with the tables in their restaurant, you fool.

Spoiler
Also Indian food is the food of gods.

:literally" switch tables?

.................too much work for indian food bruh

What did you think I meant by literally? I take literalism very seriously.

Indian food is always worth it, especally if you get carry out.

5557
The Flood / Re: Star Gazing
« on: January 16, 2015, 03:28:18 AM »
i actually have a big celestron telescope with a programmable interface

theres a 3D program on my computer that i use to get the coordinates of basically any celestial object from the mother fuckin space database

i input the coordinates into the telescope and it autonomously zooms into the whatever the fuck i want it to

its fun

Want.
theres a free version of the program i use for download but you have to have a membership on a certain forum

which is also free to sign up on

its not as good as the full program but its pretty sweet

Interedesting.
do you want the link

Sure.

5558
The Flood / Re: adam and eve were probably asian
« on: January 16, 2015, 03:27:01 AM »
No, they were obviously white.
thats racist as white people

ftfy
white people with money more like it

yes
which are also christian

they are jew-christians
oh no i was saying people whom are named christian are typically quite racist

Well you don't even have to say that one. It's so common.
And they are 67% of the time Jewish
indian people are typically pretty racist

jerks like to flaunt their casinos everywhere >: (
lol wtf im talking about actual indians not fucking native americans

jerks like to flaunt their dots on their foreheads everywhere >: (
you have to agree that indian people dont tip anyone who isnt indian

I have suffered under their oppression for too long!

Great food though, so you should let it slide.

But I'm the one serving their food :/

Go to an Indian restaurant, switch the tables on them, literally.

holy crap, that's genius!!!
But I'd have to eat indian food :/

never tried it

I meant switch the tables from your restaurant with the tables in their restaurant, you fool.

Spoiler
Also Indian food is the food of gods.

5559
The Flood / Re: Star Gazing
« on: January 16, 2015, 03:23:57 AM »
i actually have a big celestron telescope with a programmable interface

theres a 3D program on my computer that i use to get the coordinates of basically any celestial object from the mother fuckin space database

i input the coordinates into the telescope and it autonomously zooms into the whatever the fuck i want it to

its fun

Want.
theres a free version of the program i use for download but you have to have a membership on a certain forum

which is also free to sign up on

its not as good as the full program but its pretty sweet

Interedesting.

5560
The Flood / Re: adam and eve were probably asian
« on: January 16, 2015, 03:21:57 AM »
No, they were obviously white.
thats racist as white people

ftfy
white people with money more like it

yes
which are also christian

they are jew-christians
oh no i was saying people whom are named christian are typically quite racist

Well you don't even have to say that one. It's so common.
And they are 67% of the time Jewish
indian people are typically pretty racist

jerks like to flaunt their casinos everywhere >: (
lol wtf im talking about actual indians not fucking native americans

jerks like to flaunt their dots on their foreheads everywhere >: (
you have to agree that indian people dont tip anyone who isnt indian

I have suffered under their oppression for too long!

Great food though, so you should let it slide.

But I'm the one serving their food :/

Go to an Indian restaurant, switch the tables on them, literally.

5561
The Flood / Re: Star Gazing
« on: January 16, 2015, 03:20:51 AM »
i actually have a big celestron telescope with a programmable interface

theres a 3D program on my computer that i use to get the coordinates of basically any celestial object from the mother fuckin space database

i input the coordinates into the telescope and it autonomously zooms into the whatever the fuck i want it to

its fun

Want.

5562
The Flood / Re: adam and eve were probably asian
« on: January 16, 2015, 03:19:34 AM »
No, they were obviously white.
thats racist as white people

ftfy
white people with money more like it

yes
which are also christian

they are jew-christians
oh no i was saying people whom are named christian are typically quite racist

Well you don't even have to say that one. It's so common.
And they are 67% of the time Jewish
indian people are typically pretty racist

jerks like to flaunt their casinos everywhere >: (
lol wtf im talking about actual indians not fucking native americans

jerks like to flaunt their dots on their foreheads everywhere >: (
you have to agree that indian people dont tip anyone who isnt indian

I have suffered under their oppression for too long!

Great food though, so you should let it slide.

5563
The Flood / Re: Star Gazing
« on: January 16, 2015, 03:04:26 AM »
I used to see so many stars, now I see a maximum of ten a night.

5564
The Flood / Re: Yly fuck guys
« on: January 16, 2015, 02:51:58 AM »
Are you dead yet?
Nah.

I reckon I'll hold on about three more years. If there ain't ainny major, life changing events by then, it's hello lake that used to be a town until the government flooded the watershed to create a reservoir! I've seen some massive pike caught in that lake too...

Don't.

5566
The Flood / Re: Yly fuck guys
« on: January 16, 2015, 02:44:12 AM »
DRINK!

5567
The Flood / Re: Do you come here to escape from reality?
« on: January 16, 2015, 02:41:43 AM »
Mostly to entertain myself when I'm not at college or bored of playing video games.

5568
The Flood / Re: The Longer You Post Here...
« on: January 16, 2015, 02:40:11 AM »
No, spend enough time on the internet and your humor changes.
As a general trend would you say it increases or decreases humor ability?
Depends where you spend your time on the internet I suppose. As for the places like internet forums, I'd say people start to find stupid humor funny.
What constitutes stupid humor?
Sorry if I'm being discursive.

Low quality stuff, you know, the kind of jokes teens make in middle school, basically all the trolling and shitposting you see on the internet that has very little effort put into it, yet people find it funny.
Could you call it conventional "low" comedy?
Many people don't seem to have appreciation or creativity for high comedy, satire is barely even recognizable anymore, biting humor will "trigger" someone, witty dialogue is now thought boring, and criticism of life is confined to pettiness. Huh. I think humor might have suffered as a whole from the Internet, actually :\
At least conventional views of it, anyway.


Humour will change as times wear on, the only thing the internet has done is accelerated the process.
Are the changes beneficial though?

It keeps our culture from stagnating, so I would argue that change is generally a positive thing.
I'll play devil's advocate,
However, the way in which it influences our senses of humor, by appealing to low forms of comedy appeals to a lesser degree of intelligence and this suggests backwardness. If intelligence can be defined in part as critically containing the ability to utilize knowledge and higher forms of comedy utilize knowledge in effectively conveying greater meaning through complexity, low comedic forms prevalent today don't appeal to intelligence conveying meaning other than by simple association. This negatively influences our population because it directly appeals to less intelligent association, which we in our browsing habits internalize.

This is of course assuming that the only forms of entertainment to be found on the internet are of the lowbrow variety
Not necessarily, it does imply a majority of them are.

That only means if you want something intellectual, you will have to find it yourself.

5569
The Flood / Re: The Longer You Post Here...
« on: January 16, 2015, 02:35:06 AM »
No, spend enough time on the internet and your humor changes.
As a general trend would you say it increases or decreases humor ability?
Depends where you spend your time on the internet I suppose. As for the places like internet forums, I'd say people start to find stupid humor funny.
What constitutes stupid humor?
Sorry if I'm being discursive.

Low quality stuff, you know, the kind of jokes teens make in middle school, basically all the trolling and shitposting you see on the internet that has very little effort put into it, yet people find it funny.
Could you call it conventional "low" comedy?
Many people don't seem to have appreciation or creativity for high comedy, satire is barely even recognizable anymore, biting humor will "trigger" someone, witty dialogue is now thought boring, and criticism of life is confined to pettiness. Huh. I think humor might have suffered as a whole from the Internet, actually :\
At least conventional views of it, anyway.


Humour will change as times wear on, the only thing the internet has done is accelerated the process.
Are the changes beneficial though?

It keeps our culture from stagnating, so I would argue that change is generally a positive thing.
I'll play devil's advocate,
However, the way in which it influences our senses of humor, by appealing to low forms of comedy appeals to a lesser degree of intelligence and this suggests backwardness. If intelligence can be defined in part as critically containing the ability to utilize knowledge and higher forms of comedy utilize knowledge in effectively conveying greater meaning through complexity, low comedic forms prevalent today don't appeal to intelligence conveying meaning other than by simple association. This negatively influences our population because it directly appeals to less intelligent association, which we in our browsing habits internalize.

This is of course assuming that the only forms of entertainment to be found on the internet are of the lowbrow variety

5570
The Flood / Re: My math teacher goes on #Offtopic
« on: January 15, 2015, 10:04:40 PM »
I would switch classes. Maybe even change schools.

Let's be honest, he should leave the country.

I was thinking he should change names and live the rest of his life as a traveling salesman but that would work.

Only if he works fast, though.

5571
The Flood / Re: We should have a Sep7agon Shut Down Contingency Plan
« on: January 15, 2015, 09:43:02 PM »
We've always got the Skype chat. Plus the group on Bungie, but not everyone will go to that.
There's also plug, youtube, etc...

Basically there's multiple ways for us to keep in contact if shit went down.

Perhaps we should keep this information organized in a stickied thread for new members.
This is what I've been saying.

YFW credit for this goes to me.


5572
The Flood / Re: The Longer You Post Here...
« on: January 15, 2015, 09:40:29 PM »
No, spend enough time on the internet and your humor changes.
As a general trend would you say it increases or decreases humor ability?
Depends where you spend your time on the internet I suppose. As for the places like internet forums, I'd say people start to find stupid humor funny.
What constitutes stupid humor?
Sorry if I'm being discursive.

Low quality stuff, you know, the kind of jokes teens make in middle school, basically all the trolling and shitposting you see on the internet that has very little effort put into it, yet people find it funny.
Could you call it conventional "low" comedy?
Many people don't seem to have appreciation or creativity for high comedy, satire is barely even recognizable anymore, biting humor will "trigger" someone, witty dialogue is now thought boring, and criticism of life is confined to pettiness. Huh. I think humor might have suffered as a whole from the Internet, actually :\
At least conventional views of it, anyway.


Humour will change as times wear on, the only thing the internet has done is accelerated the process.
Are the changes beneficial though?

It keeps our culture from stagnating, so I would argue that change is generally a positive thing.

5573
The Flood / Re: The Longer You Post Here...
« on: January 15, 2015, 09:36:21 PM »
No, spend enough time on the internet and your humor changes.
As a general trend would you say it increases or decreases humor ability?
Depends where you spend your time on the internet I suppose. As for the places like internet forums, I'd say people start to find stupid humor funny.
What constitutes stupid humor?
Sorry if I'm being discursive.

Low quality stuff, you know, the kind of jokes teens make in middle school, basically all the trolling and shitposting you see on the internet that has very little effort put into it, yet people find it funny.
Could you call it conventional "low" comedy?
Many people don't seem to have appreciation or creativity for high comedy, satire is barely even recognizable anymore, biting humor will "trigger" someone, witty dialogue is now thought boring, and criticism of life is confined to pettiness. Huh. I think humor might have suffered as a whole from the Internet, actually :\
At least conventional views of it, anyway.


Humour will change as times wear on, the only thing the internet has done is accelerated the process.

5574
The Flood / Re: We should have a Sep7agon Shut Down Contingency Plan
« on: January 15, 2015, 09:32:22 PM »
In the event that we do get shut down as a result of all this madness, we should probably go back to B.net.

Never!

5575
The Flood / Re: We should have a Sep7agon Shut Down Contingency Plan
« on: January 15, 2015, 09:29:08 PM »
We've always got the Skype chat. Plus the group on Bungie, but not everyone will go to that.
There's also plug, youtube, etc...

Basically there's multiple ways for us to keep in contact if shit went down.

Perhaps we should keep this information organized in a stickied thread for new members.

5576
The Flood / Re: The Longer You Post Here...
« on: January 15, 2015, 09:03:41 PM »
I'vealwaysbeenfunny.

5577
Clever.

5578
The Flood / Re: My math teacher goes on #Offtopic
« on: January 15, 2015, 08:36:10 PM »
I would switch classes. Maybe even change schools.

Let's be honest, he should leave the country.

5579
The Flood / Re: You have 10 seconds to prove you're not a Britbong
« on: January 15, 2015, 12:46:45 PM »
Make me, Stan Danktree.

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