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5191
« on: February 02, 2015, 11:00:05 AM »
Hopefully whips and chains are involved.
5192
« on: February 02, 2015, 09:13:35 AM »
5193
« on: February 02, 2015, 09:00:00 AM »
Refurbished 140£ mini laptop.
CONTINUE BEING JELLY
but can it run minecraft?
It can't.
I'm not staying jelly for this.
5194
« on: February 02, 2015, 08:58:01 AM »
5195
« on: February 02, 2015, 02:45:40 AM »
Holy shit yes
I'm amazed I still remember that.
5196
« on: February 02, 2015, 02:24:04 AM »
It was really fucking boring.
5197
« on: February 02, 2015, 01:40:23 AM »
Anime is cool. I watch it for the plot.
I've got just the thing for you.
Solid DD/10 plot.
I'm very interested in knowing more about their...personalities.
Usually the boob reveal indicates the waifu power of each character.
I think their personalities are smothered in all that cleavage honestly.
I wouldn't mind being smothered in all that cleavage. Who knows? Maybe I'd meet their personalities down there.
They're probably starving.
I'm a good cook.
5198
« on: February 02, 2015, 01:37:18 AM »
Anime is cool. I watch it for the plot.
I've got just the thing for you.
Solid DD/10 plot.
I'm very interested in knowing more about their...personalities.
Usually the boob reveal indicates the waifu power of each character.
I think their personalities are smothered in all that cleavage honestly.
I wouldn't mind being smothered in all that cleavage. Who knows? Maybe I'd meet their personalities down there.
5199
« on: February 02, 2015, 01:17:57 AM »
Anime is cool. I watch it for the plot.
I've got just the thing for you.
Solid DD/10 plot.
I'm very interested in knowing more about their... personalities.
5200
« on: February 02, 2015, 01:16:53 AM »
Iranian food is the shit.
5201
« on: February 02, 2015, 01:07:48 AM »
Imagine eating cereal with chopsticks.
There's probably hells designed with that in mind.
People still eat cereal?
.... And here I thought we could become friends.
bae
smooth talk me into bed like you used to
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5202
« on: February 02, 2015, 01:07:11 AM »
Between a passionate night with Jabba the Hut or being stranded in Nazi Germany as a Jew for three days, which option do you choose and which user do you take with you?
Also, Class already answered this one a while back, but
Would you rather drink all liquids with spoons, or eat all foods with chopsticks?
1. The Jew. They'd never expect a Jew to hide in Hitler's backyard.
2. Will you accept a ladle as a type of spoon?
If and only if it's this POS.
I'll take it!
It's about as good as mundane can get.
Props to the guy for having mad skillz, yo.
5203
« on: February 02, 2015, 12:59:17 AM »
Nope, I guess I just didn't have a childhood.
5204
« on: February 02, 2015, 12:50:55 AM »
Between a passionate night with Jabba the Hut or being stranded in Nazi Germany as a Jew for three days, which option do you choose and which user do you take with you?
Also, Class already answered this one a while back, but
Would you rather drink all liquids with spoons, or eat all foods with chopsticks?
1. The Jew. They'd never expect a Jew to hide in Hitler's backyard.
2. Will you accept a ladle as a type of spoon?
If and only if it's this POS.
I'll take it!
5205
« on: February 02, 2015, 12:28:43 AM »
Between a passionate night with Jabba the Hut or being stranded in Nazi Germany as a Jew for three days, which option do you choose and which user do you take with you?
Also, Class already answered this one a while back, but
Would you rather drink all liquids with spoons, or eat all foods with chopsticks?
1. The Jew. They'd never expect a Jew to hide in Hitler's backyard. 2. Will you accept a ladle as a type of spoon?
5206
« on: February 02, 2015, 12:25:19 AM »
We're alive during such a boring time period. By the time something like space travel or space colonies become a thing, we'll be old at best, dead at worst.
We live during the cyber birth of humanity, that's pretty significant.
5207
« on: February 02, 2015, 12:23:38 AM »
Yes, when it happens I always think about what my last few seconds of life will be like, when I'm gasping on the floor feeling my organs fail.
I use alcohol to put me back together, it works moderately well.
5208
« on: February 01, 2015, 10:47:39 PM »
I'm amused by Americans and their inability to handle snow.
There are only two Americans in this thread. Unless you're American.
I was talking about Americans in general.
Spoiler I am half American, though it shames me greatly to admit it.
Well, Americans near the border are essentially Canadians that have Ruby Tuesday's. Places like Michigan, Detroit, New York, etc.
What's the other half?
Norwegian.
Is that where you live now?
Nope, Texas. The roads were iced over once and people acted like the world was ending.
Well, I mean, it's Texas. They rarely deal with cold in general, and people freak out when they don't know what to do.
Well, they do live there, they must have experienced it before, it's not like the weather here is entirely random.
No, of course it isn't random. But it's not like it's typical Texas weather to get frozen roads.
I'm still going to be amused by it.
5209
« on: February 01, 2015, 10:39:36 PM »
I'm amused by Americans and their inability to handle snow.
There are only two Americans in this thread. Unless you're American.
I was talking about Americans in general.
Spoiler I am half American, though it shames me greatly to admit it.
Well, Americans near the border are essentially Canadians that have Ruby Tuesday's. Places like Michigan, Detroit, New York, etc.
What's the other half?
Norwegian.
Is that where you live now?
Nope, Texas. The roads were iced over once and people acted like the world was ending.
Well, I mean, it's Texas. They rarely deal with cold in general, and people freak out when they don't know what to do.
Well, they do live there, they must have experienced it before, it's not like the weather here is entirely random.
5210
« on: February 01, 2015, 10:34:39 PM »
I'm amused by Americans and their inability to handle snow.
There are only two Americans in this thread. Unless you're American.
I was talking about Americans in general.
Spoiler I am half American, though it shames me greatly to admit it.
Well, Americans near the border are essentially Canadians that have Ruby Tuesday's. Places like Michigan, Detroit, New York, etc.
What's the other half?
Norwegian.
Is that where you live now?
Nope, Texas. The roads were iced over once and people acted like the world was ending.
5211
« on: February 01, 2015, 10:28:48 PM »
I'm amused by Americans and their inability to handle snow.
There are only two Americans in this thread. Unless you're American.
I was talking about Americans in general.
Spoiler I am half American, though it shames me greatly to admit it.
Well, Americans near the border are essentially Canadians that have Ruby Tuesday's. Places like Michigan, Detroit, New York, etc.
What's the other half?
Norwegian.
5212
« on: February 01, 2015, 10:26:08 PM »
I'm amused by Americans and their inability to handle snow.
There are only two Americans in this thread. Unless you're American.
I was talking about Americans in general. Spoiler I am half American, though it shames me greatly to admit it.
5213
« on: February 01, 2015, 10:24:15 PM »
Well, it's not like I would willingly drink their beer anyways.
5214
« on: February 01, 2015, 10:21:02 PM »
I'm amused by Americans and their inability to handle snow.
5215
« on: February 01, 2015, 09:21:00 PM »
Go to a doctor.
I already have an appt coming up. Thinking about it, this is probably a huge cause for my TMJ. The jaw muscles are connected to the back muscles.
I hope it turns out alright.
5216
« on: February 01, 2015, 09:19:10 PM »
5217
« on: February 01, 2015, 08:05:35 PM »
Go to a doctor.
5218
« on: February 01, 2015, 07:48:49 PM »
I don't know what I just watched, but I feel so...violated.
5219
« on: February 01, 2015, 07:42:28 PM »
I'm glad to see Jurassic Park finally has some sort of armed contigency response for rogue dinosaurs.
Is it more dinosaurs? Because it looked like more dinosaurs.
What else are they going to use? An asteroid?
5220
« on: February 01, 2015, 07:37:39 PM »
Please don't ruin my childhood, Chris Pratt.
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