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Messages - Ushan

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4951
The Flood / Re: Cleverbot Thread
« on: February 07, 2015, 04:21:28 PM »
Spoiler

4952
The Flood / Re: Masturbation is now illegal
« on: February 07, 2015, 02:58:40 PM »
I am literally a mass murderer.

4953
The Flood / Re: wtf why did I wake up at 5
« on: February 07, 2015, 02:31:43 PM »
Went to sleep at five, woke up at ten. What the hell, man?!

4954
The Flood / Re: Kiss Me
« on: February 07, 2015, 01:20:42 PM »

4955
The Flood / Re: Kiss Me
« on: February 07, 2015, 01:17:43 PM »
Make me.

4956
The Flood / Re: ATTENTION HIGH SCHOOLERS!
« on: February 07, 2015, 01:16:36 PM »
My hair is bangin'.

4957
The Flood / Re: Should I change my avatar?
« on: February 07, 2015, 12:18:58 PM »
Change it to this.

4958
The Flood / Re: Just woke up from a really bad dream
« on: February 07, 2015, 12:12:49 PM »
I've been there.

*hugs*

4959
The Flood / Re: What's the biggest thing you've personally killed?
« on: February 07, 2015, 04:58:49 AM »
I accidentally stepped on a lizard.

I still hate myself for that.

4960
The Flood / Re: So I made a video at 3 in the morning...
« on: February 07, 2015, 04:46:41 AM »
I want to know how you got that sticker out.
Trade secret m8.



I need pro tipz
oke so what you have to do is take some lube and drizzle it in the lock of the sticker dispenser. Then pour it over the top, sing a special chant and then smash the box with a sledgehammer. The sledgehammer does most of the work.

tbh it actually worked the first time and actually gave me a sticker properly whereas the Frozen one didn't work either time. So I already had it before I started filming, hue.

Praise Cthulhu!

I thought as much, either that or you already had a sticker for some reason.

4961
PSU help (srs) I have no idea what i want to major in. I feel like I don't want to limit myself to one thing, I cannot see myself doing a job for the rest of my life. Maybe I'd want to be a scientist for 5 years and then a film director the next 5, then a business man for 10. I have no clue

Take a few random classes untilyou figure out what you want.

4962
The Flood / Re: So I made a video at 3 in the morning...
« on: February 07, 2015, 04:38:51 AM »
I want to know how you got that sticker out.
Trade secret m8.



I need pro tipz

4963
Also Ushan is my certified combat m8 now who somehow managed to do worse than me - a total noob. Thanks for the lulz.



I still can't hear the word "Desticle" without reliving the shrekoning that transpired that day.

What Halo games do you have?

I believe he said he had all the ones for the 360.

4964
The Flood / Re: Have you had sex?
« on: February 07, 2015, 04:13:08 AM »
I have not.

Never met anyone I actually liked well enough to pursue romantically.

4965
The Flood / Re: So I made a video at 3 in the morning...
« on: February 07, 2015, 04:01:17 AM »
I want to know how you got that sticker out.

4966
The Flood / Re: So after ten years I finally caved
« on: February 07, 2015, 02:57:25 AM »
wow none of you faggots added me

Tomorrow.
thanks ushan lel

Want to get up to mischief? I'm not going to bed for a while.
Which game?

I would likely take you up on it depending on if I can manage to not wake people up.

I've got the Halo games and the two Black Ops games, don't think I have anything else that's got entertaining multiplayer/co-op
Add me on Skype: beefvellington

Done.

4967
The Flood / Re: So after ten years I finally caved
« on: February 07, 2015, 02:45:33 AM »
wow none of you faggots added me

Tomorrow.
thanks ushan lel

Want to get up to mischief? I'm not going to bed for a while.
Which game?

I would likely take you up on it depending on if I can manage to not wake people up.

I've got the Halo games and the two Black Ops games, don't think I have anything else that's got entertaining multiplayer/co-op

4968
The Flood / Re: So after ten years I finally caved
« on: February 07, 2015, 02:36:04 AM »
wow none of you faggots added me

Tomorrow.
thanks ushan lel

Want to get up to mischief? I'm not going to bed for a while.

4969
The Flood / Re: I don't understand some people..
« on: February 07, 2015, 02:02:15 AM »
Some people are more social than others.

4970
The Flood / Re: The only time I enjoy my job
« on: February 07, 2015, 01:44:25 AM »
That was you?

4971
The Flood / Re: So after ten years I finally caved
« on: February 07, 2015, 01:36:32 AM »
wow none of you faggots added me

Tomorrow.

4972
The Flood / Re: So after ten years I finally caved
« on: February 06, 2015, 10:19:38 PM »
We can get up to shenanigans sometime during the week, if you're up to it.
Sure m8

You have 360 right?

4973
The Flood / Re: >he's paying for a non-stem degree
« on: February 06, 2015, 09:30:17 PM »
We get it. English, History, Political Science = working at KMart. If I could go back in time and do my life over again I would. In the meantime I'll just hope my suffering known as life will come to an end soon because I will never make even close to 50K a year.

Don't you have any skills besides telling me about what happened to black people? Nothing else that interests you? No where you'd like to go where you'd be more capable of trading your knowledge of the history of black people in America?

4974
Yes, that's a given that someone should enjoy what they are talking or else college is a huge waste of their parent's finances.
>Parent's finances
LOL
FUCKING LOL
My parents paid for all of mine, I was lucky. But now it was a waste for them.

What did you major in?
African American History, and I'm not even black.

Couldn't you find a job at a museum of American History or something?

4975
Yes, that's a given that someone should enjoy what they are talking or else college is a huge waste of their parent's finances.
>Parent's finances
LOL
FUCKING LOL
My parents paid for all of mine, I was lucky. But now it was a waste for them.

What did you major in?

4976
The Flood / Re: Do you believe in any "conspiracy" theories?
« on: February 06, 2015, 09:01:33 PM »
I remain unconvinced that I am actually real.

4977
The Flood / Re: Hey fgts
« on: February 06, 2015, 08:55:24 PM »
Find the derivative:

f(x)=5^x + 4x³ − 20x² − 3x + 10



x5^(x-1)+12x^2-40x-3+1
=x5^(x-1)+12x^2-40x-2

I'm not exactly clear on deriving or good at math, but I think this is correct
Extremely close.
Spoiler
f'(x)= ln(5ˣ) + 12x² − 40x − 3

Wouldn't the 10 become a 1 when you derive it and then add it to to the -3, making it a -2?

4978
The Flood / Re: Hey fgts
« on: February 06, 2015, 08:43:07 PM »
Find the derivative:

f(x)=5^x + 4x³ − 20x² − 3x + 10



x5^(x-1)+12x^2-40x-3+1
=x5^(x-1)+12x^2-40x-2

I'm not exactly clear on deriving or good at math, but I think this is correct

4980
The Flood / Re: How can anyone seriously watch Duck Dynasty?
« on: February 06, 2015, 08:22:18 PM »
It's opposite Jersey shore on the spectrum of bad television.

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