The Sep7agon logo is forcibly tattooed onto your nethers and Cheat claims your soul to sell on the black market for money to keep the site going.

Quote from: Ushan on April 21, 2015, 06:04:55 AM

Rocketman, Verbatim, Epsira.

I'm not sure how this is going to go down, but I know it won't be pretty.

I'll kill myself first

Woops.

never knew the flood enjoyed cooking so much, maybe I should share some meals I make along with the ingredients.

Dear god yes.

Quote from: Ushan on April 21, 2015, 06:04:55 AM

Rocketman, Verbatim, Epsira.

I'm not sure how this is going to go down, but I know it won't be pretty.

Can I get in a good fondle with both of you for good measure?
I'm pretty much free all week.

Eh, why not?

Quote from: Ushan on April 21, 2015, 01:20:19 PM

Don't you already live in the middle of nowhere?

Aha! But I live in a town in the middle of nowhere. Now I'm going to be in the middle of nowhere by myself!

Don't get cabin fever.

Rocketman, Verbatim, Epsira.

I'm not sure how this is going to go down, but I know it won't be pretty.

Quote from: Ushan on April 21, 2015, 02:16:33 AM

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Quote from: Ushan on April 21, 2015, 02:07:15 AM

Okay.

You're a Finnfag.

Finnfags should kill themselves.

But I'm not Finnish.

Yes you are.

No, I'm not.

Quote from: Ushan on April 21, 2015, 01:53:14 AM

I'm working on a paper for my philosophy class, so I'm essentially just sitting here bored and wondering how I can expand my one paragraph into two pages or more.

Nifty trick for filler my friend.

Say the same shit. Just re-word it cleverly and organize it around a bit. I always got by teachers asking for a certain amount of pages like that. I few sentences here or there, repeats of what you said earlier, worded differently, and for an average, dinosaur teacher who hates their job.

They won't spot you.

Yeah, but I want to get something out of this other than repeating the same bullshitting techniques I used in high school.

Not sure I know of any soundtracks that I feel capture my personality in any meaningful way.

Which is reasonable, and I'm all for that. But here's the thing--the idea of choosing not to have children is actually becoming a pretty widespread personal decision in the first world. The nations that are reproducing the very most also happen to be the ones that are the biggest shitholes on the planet, and they are reproducing extremely rapidly. In the first world, the average couple is actually not having enough children to sustain the human race. You basically need to have more than one child in order to that, obviously. The people who are imposing the most also happen to be the dumbest and poorest people on the planet.

I'm sure you probably wouldn't like being born in India, or Bangladesh, or some other developing country.

I'd argue that people choosing to not have kids/having fewer kids is a result of a shift from the societal norms of yesteryear as we no longer view women as only being capable of being mothers, nuns, or prostitutes, and a man's worth isn't in some way directly proportional to the number of kids he's pumped into women. That in turn is a result of the deviation from a society with a large percentage of its population working in agriculture to a society with an economic focus on non-agricultural goods/services.

The reason why the shit holes of the world also tend to have the largest number of births per family unit is because child and infant mortality rates are far higher than countries that aren't completely fucked and a general lack of education on; and availability of birth control. It also doesn't help that children also tend to be viewed as cheap labour by a lot of people living in those countries.

Touching the bark on trees is a little bit too niche of an interest--are you sure it's really the feel of the bark on your fingertips that you like, or something else about it? Either way, I could just make the argument from there that we're basically imposing life so that we can... what, feel trees? Is that worth it? Hmm...

It doesn't need to be bark, I find I enjoy the texture of a variety of plants. But that's neither here nor there.

First off, I honestly don't feel that life is imposed on me. Perhaps yes, my initial conception wasn't formed of my own volition, but that occurred before I had a will of my own. But now that I am capable of rational thought, I have opted to continue my existence. If I truly had no wish to continue living, I could literally walk down stairs, take a knife from the kitchen, go back upstairs and draw the knife vertically down my wrists and be dead long before anyone would even know about it. Secondly, if it's good enough for me, why question it?

What you said earlier, however, is a pretty good point--we can certainly take measures to improve the human condition, but ultimately, I just don't think we really have any grand purpose to fulfill. You say it would be an insult to our ancestors--our ancestors were irrational in the sense that they were all religious nuts who thought we WERE doing something on this planet. That we're REALLY going somewhere. And we're not, in my opinion.

What need is there for a grand purpose? If you enjoy life, live it, if you don't, you're free to off yourself, for the most part.

*Holiblazeit

when fuck you kill urself

Quote from: Ushan on April 20, 2015, 02:39:58 PM

When are you going to change your name to Platinum Mad?

You made me

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Platinum Sad

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>Americrap cheese
>Even approaching good

My sides.

[Some joke about Peeleing a banana or something]