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Messages - Ushan
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3901
« on: April 29, 2015, 03:32:44 PM »
Desty nicht Deutsch können . Alle meine kichert .
3902
« on: April 29, 2015, 01:21:45 PM »
3903
« on: April 29, 2015, 12:59:04 AM »
There's a third one?
3904
« on: April 29, 2015, 12:00:26 AM »
Borp.
3905
« on: April 28, 2015, 11:58:54 PM »
Jesus Christ, of course. 
3906
« on: April 28, 2015, 11:48:33 PM »
LBJ needed to consume Kenedy's soul in order to ascend to godhood.
3907
« on: April 28, 2015, 11:45:03 PM »
Eh...
Shit, I almost forgot about that.
Well, I had to rearrange it all. It's a bit of a rape dungeon now.
How many castles did you need to pillage to get all that?
4 entire dungeons.
I'm wicked jelly, mang.
3908
« on: April 28, 2015, 11:28:15 PM »
Eh...
Shit, I almost forgot about that.
Well, I had to rearrange it all. It's a bit of a rape dungeon now.
How many castles did you need to pillage to get all that?
3909
« on: April 28, 2015, 10:34:26 PM »
The highlight of my day would be having a beer and watching The Strain.
3910
« on: April 28, 2015, 07:37:52 PM »
Progressively kinkier sex in exotic locations?
3911
« on: April 28, 2015, 01:44:58 AM »
I actually shaved my hair off in February.
Oh wow your story is so interesting
It's back now, though.
I bet
Do you?
No, actually... at least, I don't gamble in the usual way that people do. Throwing money around at a casino is boring and pointless.
If keeping your genitals doesn't ride on what some moron on the otherside of the world's done with his hair, then you aren't gambling.
Are you talking about shaving for cancer research n shizz?
I honestly don't know.
3912
« on: April 28, 2015, 01:40:53 AM »
I actually shaved my hair off in February.
Oh wow your story is so interesting
It's back now, though.
I bet
Do you?
No, actually... at least, I don't gamble in the usual way that people do. Throwing money around at a casino is boring and pointless.
If keeping your genitals doesn't ride on what some moron on the otherside of the world's done with his hair, then you aren't gambling.
3913
« on: April 28, 2015, 01:33:05 AM »
I actually shaved my hair off in February.
Oh wow your story is so interesting
It's back now, though.
I bet
Do you?
3914
« on: April 28, 2015, 01:29:01 AM »
I actually shaved my hair off in February.
Oh wow your story is so interesting
It's back now, though.
3915
« on: April 28, 2015, 01:26:28 AM »
I actually shaved my hair off in February.
3916
« on: April 28, 2015, 01:16:23 AM »
Spise en pikk.
>speaking in Dutch
>Not in Dutch
>srsly?
Then what?
Norwegian.
3917
« on: April 28, 2015, 12:41:41 AM »
Spise en pikk.
>speaking in Dutch
>Not in Dutch
3918
« on: April 27, 2015, 10:39:35 PM »
Spise en pikk.
3919
« on: April 27, 2015, 07:48:54 PM »
3920
« on: April 27, 2015, 05:40:09 PM »
how would you feel if your lover put your ashes in here and then pleased herself with it? I reckon I'd feel like every other dead person.
3921
« on: April 27, 2015, 01:18:21 PM »
>At grocery store
>Go to cashier
>Cashier asks me how my day was
>"It was alright, how 'bout yours?"
>Nothing but silence
I felt so used.
3922
« on: April 27, 2015, 10:18:38 AM »
Many just left and created their own offsite in the same way Cheat has here, although a few years on, that place is kinda dying out too. Not that that is a sign of our future here or anything.
Thanks, Freddy Foreshadowing.
3923
« on: April 27, 2015, 09:46:18 AM »
That feel
when you just have to catch a whiff of your knuckles.
3924
« on: April 26, 2015, 11:59:29 PM »
You're an alright guy.
I'm not grate?
It's the puns that really do you in.
I never make puns hardly....
wot
Puns.
They are a rare occurrence for me.
Are they now?
3925
« on: April 26, 2015, 11:46:20 PM »
You're an alright guy.
I'm not grate?
It's the puns that really do you in.
I never make puns hardly....
wot
3926
« on: April 26, 2015, 11:31:28 PM »
You're an alright guy.
I'm not grate?
It's the puns that really do you in.
3927
« on: April 26, 2015, 10:30:08 PM »
You're an alright guy.
3928
« on: April 26, 2015, 04:49:50 PM »
Well, it's a shame, seeing as how that game seemed legitimately frightening.
3929
« on: April 25, 2015, 06:16:44 PM »
Going to the Alamo Drafthouse with my brother and dad to watch Ex Machina.
3930
« on: April 25, 2015, 06:15:51 PM »
weiner smothered in peanut butter
You shitbag.
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