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3091
« on: July 22, 2015, 08:32:35 AM »
Being gay isn't healthy.
Why don't you stop, then?
3092
« on: July 22, 2015, 08:30:14 AM »
Go West Ham!
3093
« on: July 22, 2015, 08:26:13 AM »
I feel like he would snap in half during sex.
3094
« on: July 22, 2015, 06:54:47 AM »
MFW these scrubs don't wipe while levitating.
3095
« on: July 22, 2015, 06:49:16 AM »
Also some stuff on generals and stuff in Total Warhammer here.tl;dr: You have two types of generals, your basic Lords and your Legendary Lords like Karl Franz which will have their own questlines within the campaign which will net them some cool shit and result in an epic battle.
3096
« on: July 22, 2015, 04:05:11 AM »
Yeah, a lot of spics are even more religious nuts in comparison to their white counterparts, like my family has Santa Muerte shit and all that, so this really doesn't surprise me.
Dude, they're probably drugrunners. I hear those are the only people that worship that idol.
That, or a member of the Mexican LGBT community.
Nah, ain't that, most of my family are homophobic, racist, Tex-Mexs.
They could be in the closet.
3097
« on: July 22, 2015, 03:00:34 AM »
Yeah, a lot of spics are even more religious nuts in comparison to their white counterparts, like my family has Santa Muerte shit and all that, so this really doesn't surprise me.
Dude, they're probably drugrunners. I hear those are the only people that worship that idol.
That, or a member of the Mexican LGBT community.
3098
« on: July 21, 2015, 05:58:06 PM »
ITT 
3099
« on: July 21, 2015, 03:40:05 PM »
It does, doesn't it?
3100
« on: July 21, 2015, 03:30:17 PM »
3101
« on: July 21, 2015, 08:50:11 AM »
Oh
Oh
3102
« on: July 21, 2015, 08:39:43 AM »
Oh
don't bring your meme shit in here this is a serious fucking deal
Oh
3103
« on: July 21, 2015, 08:33:12 AM »
Oh
3104
« on: July 21, 2015, 05:30:02 AM »
The Watchmen
3105
« on: July 21, 2015, 04:08:58 AM »
Meme that faggot.
3106
« on: July 20, 2015, 05:42:50 PM »
I just noticed how this has 4 pages...how da fuq has this lasted so long?
Everyone here is teenage girls confirmed.
I bet you're on team Edward, you bitch.
3107
« on: July 20, 2015, 04:04:37 PM »
God, I just want to see him man handle the debates and come from no where to take it all.
The reactions would be priceless. The south might actually try to secede again.
Plz no, I live in Texas
3108
« on: July 20, 2015, 03:30:59 PM »
Ship?
ship where?
Over there >
*kick*
wow rood
3109
« on: July 20, 2015, 03:29:18 PM »
that nick guy
Nick my bae, dough.
3110
« on: July 20, 2015, 03:01:19 PM »
3111
« on: July 20, 2015, 02:37:55 PM »
It reminds me of that one kid who obsessed over the teacher giving him gold stars.
3112
« on: July 20, 2015, 01:24:53 PM »
Oss
He really is, doe
Dem cheekbones
Post that shit.
3113
« on: July 20, 2015, 12:32:44 PM »
I'm inclined to say everyone.
3114
« on: July 20, 2015, 08:17:19 AM »
I'm starting to think that I'm a bit near sighted.
Stand ten feet away from your computer. If you can't read the following, you're near sighted.
My loving people, we have been persuaded by some, that are careful of our safety, to take heed how we commit ourselves to armed multitudes, for fear of treachery; but I assure you, I do not desire to live to distrust my faithful and loving people. Let tyrants fear; I have always so behaved myself that, under God, I have placed my chiefest strength and safeguard in the loyal hearts and good will of my subjects. And therefore I am come amongst you at this time, not as for my recreation or sport, but being resolved, in the midst and heat of the battle, to live or die amongst you all; to lay down, for my God, and for my kingdom, and for my people, my honor and my blood, even the dust. I know I have but the body of a weak and feeble woman; but I have the heart of a king, and of a king of England, too; and think foul scorn that Parma or Spain, or any prince of Europe, should dare to invade the borders of my realms: to which, rather than any dishonor should grow by me, I myself will take up arms; I myself will be your general, judge, and rewarder of every one of your virtues in the field. I know already, by your forwardness, that you have deserved rewards and crowns; and we do assure you, on the word of a prince, they shall be duly paid you. In the mean my lieutenant general shall be in my stead, than whom never prince commanded a more noble and worthy subject; not doubting by your obedience to my general, by your concord in the camp, and by your valor in the field, we shall shortly have a famous victory over the enemies of my God, of my kingdom, and of my people.
Queen Elizabeth I - 1588
Holy shit, I'm more near sighted than I thought.
Should I post like this to make it easier on you until you get your glasses?
Nah, I'll just squint for now.
'Kay
3115
« on: July 20, 2015, 06:40:42 AM »
I'm starting to think that I'm a bit near sighted.
Stand ten feet away from your computer. If you can't read the following, you're near sighted.
My loving people, we have been persuaded by some, that are careful of our safety, to take heed how we commit ourselves to armed multitudes, for fear of treachery; but I assure you, I do not desire to live to distrust my faithful and loving people. Let tyrants fear; I have always so behaved myself that, under God, I have placed my chiefest strength and safeguard in the loyal hearts and good will of my subjects. And therefore I am come amongst you at this time, not as for my recreation or sport, but being resolved, in the midst and heat of the battle, to live or die amongst you all; to lay down, for my God, and for my kingdom, and for my people, my honor and my blood, even the dust. I know I have but the body of a weak and feeble woman; but I have the heart of a king, and of a king of England, too; and think foul scorn that Parma or Spain, or any prince of Europe, should dare to invade the borders of my realms: to which, rather than any dishonor should grow by me, I myself will take up arms; I myself will be your general, judge, and rewarder of every one of your virtues in the field. I know already, by your forwardness, that you have deserved rewards and crowns; and we do assure you, on the word of a prince, they shall be duly paid you. In the mean my lieutenant general shall be in my stead, than whom never prince commanded a more noble and worthy subject; not doubting by your obedience to my general, by your concord in the camp, and by your valor in the field, we shall shortly have a famous victory over the enemies of my God, of my kingdom, and of my people.
Queen Elizabeth I - 1588
Holy shit, I'm more near sighted than I thought.
Should I post like this to make it easier on you until you get your glasses?
3116
« on: July 20, 2015, 06:34:10 AM »
I'm starting to think that I'm a bit near sighted.
Stand ten feet away from your computer. If you can't read the following, you're near sighted. My loving people, we have been persuaded by some, that are careful of our safety, to take heed how we commit ourselves to armed multitudes, for fear of treachery; but I assure you, I do not desire to live to distrust my faithful and loving people. Let tyrants fear; I have always so behaved myself that, under God, I have placed my chiefest strength and safeguard in the loyal hearts and good will of my subjects. And therefore I am come amongst you at this time, not as for my recreation or sport, but being resolved, in the midst and heat of the battle, to live or die amongst you all; to lay down, for my God, and for my kingdom, and for my people, my honor and my blood, even the dust. I know I have but the body of a weak and feeble woman; but I have the heart of a king, and of a king of England, too; and think foul scorn that Parma or Spain, or any prince of Europe, should dare to invade the borders of my realms: to which, rather than any dishonor should grow by me, I myself will take up arms; I myself will be your general, judge, and rewarder of every one of your virtues in the field. I know already, by your forwardness, that you have deserved rewards and crowns; and we do assure you, on the word of a prince, they shall be duly paid you. In the mean my lieutenant general shall be in my stead, than whom never prince commanded a more noble and worthy subject; not doubting by your obedience to my general, by your concord in the camp, and by your valor in the field, we shall shortly have a famous victory over the enemies of my God, of my kingdom, and of my people.
Queen Elizabeth I - 1588
3117
« on: July 20, 2015, 01:55:12 AM »
TFW no one wants to be my first mate.
If I do, no gay stuff ok?
If I lie, will you say yes?
Honesty is the best policy
Okay ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ BEND OVER ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ
3118
« on: July 20, 2015, 01:39:40 AM »
TFW no one wants to be my first mate.
If I do, no gay stuff ok?
If I lie, will you say yes?
3119
« on: July 20, 2015, 01:36:16 AM »
TFW no one wants to be my first mate.
3120
« on: July 19, 2015, 07:16:39 PM »
You can't buy it after 8:00 PM in Norway.
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