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2641
« on: September 29, 2015, 08:21:42 PM »
Ugly Americans, maybe.
2642
« on: September 29, 2015, 08:18:05 PM »
I've posted the worst nightmares I've had before. However, I have been waking up and finding indentations in my palms from all the time my hands have spent clenched up. Which is generally a sign that I've had a bad nightmare.
So, I guess I've just been forgetting all the good ones as of late.
2643
« on: September 29, 2015, 10:48:41 AM »
Fuck any state that makes it's liquor stores close on a Sunday.
2644
« on: September 29, 2015, 04:15:56 AM »
Fucking weeb.
While in Texas last week, I discovered a liking of Shiner Bock.
Where in Texas were you?
2645
« on: September 29, 2015, 03:50:52 AM »
 This is the natural progression of your dreams.
2646
« on: September 29, 2015, 02:35:48 AM »
Never had it. Unfortunately, I don't remember what the best rum I've ever had was called.
2647
« on: September 28, 2015, 03:03:57 AM »
Let's also not forget how easily those "k let's fuck we're made for each other" moments pass characters buy as they try out new fuck buddies like pairs of shoes.
Well, I actually know people like this. They use the whole romance thing to get the naive and inexperienced to screw them, and then move on.
2648
« on: September 28, 2015, 02:00:17 AM »
Well, this is how things advance. People set trends, it gets overdone, people get tired of it, someone has the dumbluck/genius of setting a new trend, and rinse and repeat.
2649
« on: September 28, 2015, 01:55:26 AM »
Everything needs to be posted in old Norse.
Using the runic alphabet.
2650
« on: September 28, 2015, 01:53:48 AM »
I wish I knew the science of what makes food make you feel so good.
It's dopamine. It get's released when you eat something nice, orgasm, or do cocaine, if I recall correctly.
Smiling does it as well.
Stop being an optimist and give me the keys to your stockpile of cocaine.
2651
« on: September 28, 2015, 12:42:52 AM »
I wish I knew the science of what makes food make you feel so good.
It's dopamine. It get's released when you eat something nice, orgasm, or do cocaine, if I recall correctly.
2652
« on: September 28, 2015, 12:19:27 AM »
I swear to god if anyone here actually wears cargo pants
I do.
So, what have you got against them besides extra pockets?
2653
« on: September 28, 2015, 12:09:46 AM »
I swear to god if anyone here actually wears cargo pants
I do.
2654
« on: September 28, 2015, 12:03:04 AM »
First
2655
« on: September 27, 2015, 11:58:12 PM »
It's actually sort of entertaining to imagine a what if scenario where everybody from this site actually manages to show up for a meeting of some kind. Tell you guys what, if I ever happen to win the lottery even though I don't play it, I'd see if I could buy a nice temperate island somewhere and personally buy your plane tickets to come on over.
Awkward party or no, as strange or sad as it is, whatever way you want to look at it, you're the only group of people I have left that I can find some small sense of connection to.
Would this island be it's own sovereign territory with its own laws or lack thereof?
It would be our nifty little clubhouse.
With blackjack and hookers.
And cocaine?
2656
« on: September 27, 2015, 11:47:22 PM »
It's actually sort of entertaining to imagine a what if scenario where everybody from this site actually manages to show up for a meeting of some kind. Tell you guys what, if I ever happen to win the lottery even though I don't play it, I'd see if I could buy a nice temperate island somewhere and personally buy your plane tickets to come on over.
Awkward party or no, as strange or sad as it is, whatever way you want to look at it, you're the only group of people I have left that I can find some small sense of connection to.
Would this island be it's own sovereign territory with its own laws or lack thereof?
2657
« on: September 27, 2015, 11:45:55 PM »
I swear this thread's been made before with the exact same replies.
I had to check the dates just to make sure it wasn't bumped from forever ago. >.>
So I'm not the only one, then?
nope
Glad I'm not insane then.
2658
« on: September 27, 2015, 11:44:38 PM »
I swear this thread's been made before with the exact same replies.
I had to check the dates just to make sure it wasn't bumped from forever ago. >.>
So I'm not the only one, then?
2659
« on: September 27, 2015, 11:03:04 PM »
Teutons.
2660
« on: September 27, 2015, 10:59:54 PM »
Isara died, eaten by Syrians.
So you're telling me I have to go to Syria, track down the migrants that went to Athens, kill them, gut them, check the contents of their stomach for parts of Isara, rebuild her body in the basement, then find a way to kidnap some little orphan girl and sacrifice her to the depths of hell to bring Isara's soul back?
Booking a flight right now.
Osiris?
2661
« on: September 27, 2015, 10:55:15 PM »
I swear this thread's been made before with the exact same replies.
2662
« on: September 27, 2015, 10:32:04 PM »
Where are you going?
South Korea then Singapore and finally New Zealand.
Next year going to backpack around South East Asia and hopefully South America during the later end of the year.
Cool. Say hi to Fruit.
Where does fruit live again? Been barely visiting these forums and honestly started to lose memory of each member.
New Zealand, I think.
2663
« on: September 27, 2015, 10:30:10 PM »
Where are you going?
South Korea then Singapore and finally New Zealand.
Next year going to backpack around South East Asia and hopefully South America during the later end of the year.
Cool. Say hi to Fruit.
2664
« on: September 27, 2015, 10:26:42 PM »
Where are you going?
2665
« on: September 27, 2015, 09:27:14 PM »
Fag.
2666
« on: September 27, 2015, 08:13:14 PM »
Tits.
2667
« on: September 27, 2015, 07:32:57 PM »
Hunger numbs your ability to taste bad food.
And also your ethics.
2668
« on: September 27, 2015, 07:30:11 PM »
Comic books, probably.
2669
« on: September 27, 2015, 05:46:25 PM »
Is there a "God's Not Real" trope? Anyway, this is cool, mate.
I think it would fall under a parody of the Hollywood Athiest trope.
Help me out.
Alright, I hope the context I'm assuming this is in is the actual context, and not something else, I'll try and whip up a quick character sheet for Cheat, and anyone else I can be bothered to do it for.
Cheat Ambiguous Gender: Dude looks like a lady. Asskicking Equals Authority: Or at least as close as one can come to it on an internet forum. Noted pedophile Alakazam said some nasty things about Cheat's forum, which Cheat caught wind of. So he decided to change all the images on Alakazam's forum to pictures of Rick Astley and have it play "Never Gonna Give You Up" on repeat. Apparently Alakazam couldn't fix it on his own and had to hire help. Hollywood Athiest: Parodied. Probably. Cheat has made a habit of telling one-time, Monitor and devout Christian Rocketman287, that "god's not real". However, since he doesn't do this to any of the other Christians on the forum, we can assume that this is just friendly teasing. Probably.
You missed out on Hollywood Hacking and Asexuality. I am disappoint.
I was drunk, and writing TVtropes stuff is a lot more boring than I thought it would be.
2670
« on: September 27, 2015, 04:42:47 PM »
Why does Schwarzenegger have the hair of a black woman with no style?
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