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2581
« on: October 02, 2015, 06:56:12 PM »
It's been good, my comics arrived today, and I found a book of Norse myths just lying around that I've never read.
2582
« on: October 02, 2015, 05:52:08 PM »
Why?
2583
« on: October 02, 2015, 05:50:21 PM »
lolBelgium
2584
« on: October 02, 2015, 04:07:11 PM »
Sandtrap, because he can't die.
Rocketman, to work the bar and be our inside man.
Flee, for in the event we need legal aid.
Tru, for our celebration when we don't need legal aid.
Mr. Psychologist, to manipulate people into doing things for us and helping Tru get over what will inevitably happen during our celebration.
uwot
We're going to sex you hard, mate.
2585
« on: October 02, 2015, 01:53:25 PM »
I shouldn't have changed my avatar.
2586
« on: October 02, 2015, 01:33:07 PM »
Sandtrap, because he can't die.
Rocketman, to work the bar and be our inside man.
Flee, for in the event we need legal aid.
Tru, for our celebration when we don't need legal aid.
Mr. Psychologist, to manipulate people into doing things for us and helping Tru get over what will inevitably happen during our celebration.
2587
« on: October 02, 2015, 01:20:11 PM »
Ask him why he's not sharing the milk of human kindness.
2588
« on: October 02, 2015, 12:23:07 PM »
I'm thinking I'll just paint an upside-down cross on my forehead and call it a day.
2589
« on: October 02, 2015, 12:19:19 PM »
Pineapple in general is terrible
Pineapple is just gross in general tbh
2590
« on: October 02, 2015, 04:24:06 AM »
Baconshelf
2591
« on: October 02, 2015, 03:59:13 AM »
2592
« on: October 01, 2015, 11:28:38 PM »
I'm going to go see it with my dad on Saturday.
2593
« on: October 01, 2015, 09:52:28 PM »
I hope the Vikings win.
Gilgamesh is a pansy.
I don't see you killing the bull of heaven nigguh
You don't see me throwing a fit just because my friend died and causing a ruckus in the underworld, either.
Ishtar is a bitch.
Yeah, she is.
2594
« on: October 01, 2015, 09:32:42 PM »
I hope the Vikings win.
Gilgamesh is a pansy.
I don't see you killing the bull of heaven nigguh
You don't see me throwing a fit just because my friend died and causing a ruckus in the underworld, either.
2595
« on: October 01, 2015, 08:55:28 PM »
I hope the Vikings win.
Gilgamesh is a pansy.
2596
« on: October 01, 2015, 08:28:53 PM »
THE WARRIORS OF CHRIST SHALL NOT BE SWAYED BY COIN!
Also, kick the Picts while they're down.
2597
« on: October 01, 2015, 07:46:56 PM »
total war and chill
Conquest is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
you coming over to mine for tw warhammer?
Sure.
2598
« on: October 01, 2015, 02:39:59 PM »
Politics
Economics
Biology
2599
« on: October 01, 2015, 02:20:44 PM »
total war and chill
Conquest is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
2600
« on: October 01, 2015, 02:16:29 PM »
Reading, gaming, TV, hanging out with friends, long drives.
2601
« on: October 01, 2015, 12:59:44 PM »
Monster Munch. Any flavour.
2602
« on: October 01, 2015, 10:00:40 AM »
AT&T
2603
« on: October 01, 2015, 01:58:02 AM »
Look on the bright side. We've had a lot of time to turn our rickety ass raft into a fully stocked luxury cruiser.
I wouldn't call it luxury just yet; Cheat has yet to dispense with the complimentary sex slaves.
I'd much prefer complimentary sex slavs.
Ick.
Get your non-Germanic/Celtic uglyness out of my thread.
2604
« on: October 01, 2015, 01:52:43 AM »
Look on the bright side. We've had a lot of time to turn our rickety ass raft into a fully stocked luxury cruiser.
I wouldn't call it luxury just yet; Cheat has yet to dispense with the complimentary sex slaves.
I'd much prefer complimentary sex slavs.
Ick.
2605
« on: October 01, 2015, 01:47:36 AM »
Look on the bright side. We've had a lot of time to turn our rickety ass raft into a fully stocked luxury cruiser.
I wouldn't call it luxury just yet; Cheat has yet to dispense with the complimentary sex slaves.
2606
« on: September 30, 2015, 10:56:14 PM »
lmao what
this is like something out of Venture Bros
Is Venture Bros good, I've been wondering if I should watch it.
2607
« on: September 30, 2015, 10:35:58 PM »
When you also really need to shit and it's diarrhea, and you're in the middle of sex.
2608
« on: September 30, 2015, 09:48:12 PM »
It's prison slang for saying you're up for anal.
I better start sagging then
That didn't take long.
2609
« on: September 30, 2015, 05:52:02 PM »
So you're telling us that you like getting fingered?
are you saying you don't
i said nuthin
In my case it would be clawed.
shut your squid mouth before i go all tartarus on your elite councilor ass
Please hammer me dry baby.
2610
« on: September 30, 2015, 04:28:17 PM »
My butts actually pretty normal sized.
Prove it.
https://youtu.be/JjwaK8RvsxI?t=94
I have three dollars in my wallet.
I'm gonna pop some tags
Only got twenty dollars in my pocket
I - I - I'm hunting, looking for a come-up
This is fucking awesome
What?
cruising through the alley!
Your back alley?
DANGO
DANGO
DANGO
DANGO
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