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The Flood / Re: Share The Funniest Part of Your Day
« on: October 29, 2015, 12:10:22 AM »
There were scratches from fingernails in the MRI machine I was in today. Apparently someone was pretty claustrophobic. It reminded me of the coffins where people were buried alive accidentally.

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The Flood / Re: Things you care about that other people don't.
« on: October 28, 2015, 11:57:42 PM »
Rock music, seriously most people around me only care about shitty pop songs or rap or stuff like that.
Le Wrong Generation

>implying rock has no new musicians

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The Flood / Re: Just Got Back From my MRI AMA
« on: October 28, 2015, 07:00:33 PM »
How many fingers can you cram up your nose at once?

One up each nostril.

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The Flood / Re: Just Got Back From my MRI AMA
« on: October 28, 2015, 07:00:00 PM »
Y

About two and a half weeks ago I woke up with crippling back pain, I went to the doctor's a few days later and they took some X-rays. They found out my vertebrae were thicker than normal and so they decided I should have an MRI to try and find out if it was congenital or not.

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The Flood / Re: Just Got Back From my MRI AMA
« on: October 28, 2015, 06:49:33 PM »
Are you insured, breh?

Yes.
Does it cover MRIs? I had a family member need one of those and they weren't covered for it. Ended up costing them like 2k out of pocket.

Yes, they were unwilling to, but they did.

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The Flood / Re: Just Got Back From my MRI AMA
« on: October 28, 2015, 06:44:36 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Just Got Back From my MRI AMA
« on: October 28, 2015, 06:44:20 PM »
How big is your wiener

I haven't measured it, I can easily wrap both my hands around it, though.

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The Flood / AMA Just Got Back From my MRI AMA
« on: October 28, 2015, 06:40:03 PM »
t4r

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever met another Floodian?
« on: October 28, 2015, 01:25:00 PM »
Nope.

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Gaming / Re: What game should my girlfriend play?
« on: October 28, 2015, 05:08:30 AM »
"ask my wonderful internet friends"

Did she really call us wonderful?


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The Flood / Re: Who the fuck up???
« on: October 28, 2015, 04:53:18 AM »
My clock says it's five AM, but I disagree and say it's four instead.

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The Flood / Re: Creepy paintings
« on: October 28, 2015, 04:05:15 AM »
Munch is my favourite ye olde times artist.

Nigga, he died during the second world war, my grandpappy's old enough to have known him.

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And my favourite piece is Evening on Karl Johan.


Oh hey, I've been down that road.
Niqqa it's 2015

This is my second fave:



Nigga, it hasn't even been a hundred years yet.
OHHHHH SO OKAY

DID YOU SEE THE LATEST MUNCH?!

SO FRESH

Oh so because the guy's been dead over fifty years he's old timey?

Let me just go and put him next to Davinci and Botticelli, then.

SO OLD
Yes that's how it seems to me. If he was born before 1900 his era has more in common with preceeding centuries than with our times.

Okay, you might have some merit there what with the cultural shift brought on by the sixties and the beat poets, but I refuse to concede.
I gracefully accept your non-concession

Groovy.
Nifty.

Shwifty.

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The Flood / Re: Creepy paintings
« on: October 28, 2015, 03:57:44 AM »
Munch is my favourite ye olde times artist.

Nigga, he died during the second world war, my grandpappy's old enough to have known him.

Quote
And my favourite piece is Evening on Karl Johan.


Oh hey, I've been down that road.
Niqqa it's 2015

This is my second fave:



Nigga, it hasn't even been a hundred years yet.
OHHHHH SO OKAY

DID YOU SEE THE LATEST MUNCH?!

SO FRESH

Oh so because the guy's been dead over fifty years he's old timey?

Let me just go and put him next to Davinci and Botticelli, then.

SO OLD
Yes that's how it seems to me. If he was born before 1900 his era has more in common with preceeding centuries than with our times.

Okay, you might have some merit there what with the cultural shift brought on by the sixties and the beat poets, but I refuse to concede.
I gracefully accept your non-concession

Groovy.

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The Flood / Re: Creepy paintings
« on: October 28, 2015, 03:50:51 AM »
Munch is my favourite ye olde times artist.

Nigga, he died during the second world war, my grandpappy's old enough to have known him.

Quote
And my favourite piece is Evening on Karl Johan.


Oh hey, I've been down that road.
Niqqa it's 2015

This is my second fave:



Nigga, it hasn't even been a hundred years yet.
OHHHHH SO OKAY

DID YOU SEE THE LATEST MUNCH?!

SO FRESH

Oh so because the guy's been dead over fifty years he's old timey?

Let me just go and put him next to Davinci and Botticelli, then.

SO OLD
Yes that's how it seems to me. If he was born before 1900 his era has more in common with preceeding centuries than with our times.

Okay, you might have some merit there what with the cultural shift brought on by the sixties and the beat poets, but I refuse to concede.

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The Flood / Re: Creepy paintings
« on: October 28, 2015, 03:44:46 AM »
Munch is my favourite ye olde times artist.

Nigga, he died during the second world war, my grandpappy's old enough to have known him.

Quote
And my favourite piece is Evening on Karl Johan.


Oh hey, I've been down that road.
Niqqa it's 2015

This is my second fave:



Nigga, it hasn't even been a hundred years yet.
OHHHHH SO OKAY

DID YOU SEE THE LATEST MUNCH?!

SO FRESH

Oh so because the guy's been dead over fifty years he's old timey?

Let me just go and put him next to Davinci and Botticelli, then.

SO OLD

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The Flood / Re: Creepy paintings
« on: October 28, 2015, 03:32:59 AM »
Munch is my favourite ye olde times artist.

Nigga, he died during the second world war, my grandpappy's old enough to have known him.

Quote
And my favourite piece is Evening on Karl Johan.


Oh hey, I've been down that road.
Niqqa it's 2015

This is my second fave:



Nigga, it hasn't even been a hundred years yet.

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The Flood / Re: Creepy paintings
« on: October 28, 2015, 03:20:15 AM »
I hope you don't believe in curses :^)
What now?
The site I pulled them from had some kind of warning I glossed over to get to the good stuff. I'm sure it's nothing like being visited by Tomino or being eaten by Saturn.
Oh and about that last painting I wouldn't look up the poem that accompanies it :^)
And definitely don't read the poem out loud, that's a big no no!
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I saw a bunch of paintings by Munch that I found sort of creepy, but I can't find them on the internet.
That's a bad sign.

Could you give me the poem, I'm probably not going to sleep tonight, so fear isn't a problem.

No, I think most people just don't know anything by the man except for Scream and Madonna
As you wish
Tomino’s Hell

Elder sister vomits blood,
younger sister’s breathing fire
while sweet little Tomino
just spits up the jewels.

All alone does Tomino
go falling into that hell,
a hell of utter darkness,
without even flowers.

Is Tomino’s big sister
the one who whips him?
The purpose of the scourging
hangs dark in his mind.

Lashing and thrashing him, ah!
But never quite shattering.
One sure path to Avici,
the eternal hell.

Into that blackest of hells
guide him now, I pray—
to the golden sheep,
to the nightingale.

How much did he put
in that leather pouch
to prepare for his trek to
the eternal hell?

Spring is coming
to the valley, to the wood,
to the spiraling chasms
of the blackest hell.

The nightingale in her cage,
the sheep aboard the wagon,
and tears well up in the eyes
of sweet little Tomino.

Sing, o nightingale,
in the vast, misty forest—
he screams he only misses
his little sister.

His wailing desperation
echoes throughout hell—
a fox peony
opens its golden petals.

Down past the seven mountains
and seven rivers of hell—
the solitary journey
of sweet little Tomino.

If in this hell they be found,
may they then come to me, please,
those sharp spikes of punishment
from Needle Mountain.

Not just on some empty whim
Is flesh pierced with blood-red pins:
they serve as hellish signposts
for sweet little Tomino.

I don't get what's so creepy about it.

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The Flood / Re: Creepy paintings
« on: October 28, 2015, 03:19:39 AM »
Munch is my favourite ye olde times artist.

Nigga, he died during the second world war, my grandpappy's old enough to have known him.

Quote
And my favourite piece is Evening on Karl Johan.


Oh hey, I've been down that road.

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The Flood / Re: i can't sleep :(
« on: October 28, 2015, 02:14:42 AM »
Count electric sheep.
... are you talking about this?

http://www.electricsheep.org/

because this actually looks really cool and i'm installing it now
I was making a reference to....nvm go nuts!

I didn't know you liked dick.

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The Flood / Re: Would you rather protect or be protected
« on: October 28, 2015, 02:12:21 AM »
Neither.

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The Flood / Re: Creepy paintings
« on: October 28, 2015, 02:09:57 AM »
I hope you don't believe in curses :^)
What now?
The site I pulled them from had some kind of warning I glossed over to get to the good stuff. I'm sure it's nothing like being visited by Tomino or being eaten by Saturn.
Oh and about that last painting I wouldn't look up the poem that accompanies it :^)
And definitely don't read the poem out loud, that's a big no no!
Quote
I saw a bunch of paintings by Munch that I found sort of creepy, but I can't find them on the internet.
That's a bad sign.

Could you give me the poem, I'm probably not going to sleep tonight, so fear isn't a problem.

No, I think most people just don't know anything by the man except for Scream and Madonna

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The Flood / Re: i can't sleep :(
« on: October 28, 2015, 02:04:35 AM »
Hey, me too.

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The Flood / Re: Creepy paintings
« on: October 28, 2015, 01:57:19 AM »
I hope you don't believe in curses :^)

What now?

I saw a bunch of paintings by Munch that I found sort of creepy, but I can't find them on the internet.

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The Flood / Re: How to tell if someone hates vegans
« on: October 27, 2015, 10:25:46 PM »


Just popped up on my newsfeed.

Isn't fish supposed to be really healthy, though?
Shes a hardcore vegan apparently.

So if it moves then thats bad joo joo

Batch, your avatar is giving me epilepsy.
Ill see if I can tone it down later.

I was only being semi-serious.
What if later never comes?

Then I will nuke Australia.

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The Flood / Re: How to tell if someone hates vegans
« on: October 27, 2015, 10:16:43 PM »


Just popped up on my newsfeed.

Isn't fish supposed to be really healthy, though?
Shes a hardcore vegan apparently.

So if it moves then thats bad joo joo

Batch, your avatar is giving me epilepsy.
Ill see if I can tone it down later.

I was only being semi-serious.

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The Flood / Re: How to tell if someone hates vegans
« on: October 27, 2015, 10:14:18 PM »


Just popped up on my newsfeed.

Isn't fish supposed to be really healthy, though?
Shes a hardcore vegan apparently.

So if it moves then thats bad joo joo

Batch, your avatar is giving me epilepsy.

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The Flood / Re: How to tell if someone hates vegans
« on: October 27, 2015, 10:13:20 PM »


Just popped up on my newsfeed.

Isn't fish supposed to be really healthy, though?

Yes. But I'm not going to say shit because they're attacking anyone who has an opinion different to their own.
Mind you, this chick's only been a vegan for 2 or so weeks.

Oh, so she's going to look down on everyone that doesn't agree with her until she decide's her new diet's too hard, then?

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The Flood / Re: How many pairs of shoes do you own?
« on: October 27, 2015, 10:09:35 PM »
Four

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The Flood / Re: How to tell if someone hates vegans
« on: October 27, 2015, 10:02:45 PM »


Just popped up on my newsfeed.

Isn't fish supposed to be really healthy, though?

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The Flood / Re: Why are witches so hot?
« on: October 27, 2015, 03:58:13 PM »
Class likes witches and Verb's got a stiffy for pointy elf ears.

Anymore Halloween confessions anybody?

>.>

I have a thing for dwarves and old men.
Lemonparty.org is pretty good for that.

I know.


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