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2071
« on: November 16, 2015, 10:25:52 PM »
Hey Nuka
Am I your best friend?
oh
uh
I see how it is.
No cake for you
>:C
no wait
baby please
Too late.
I'm goign to go give it to Rocket, at least he appreciates me for who I am.
Not as pretty, though
>.>
wait no back off bitch he's mine
I don't know if you know this, but...
He's kind of a cumslut.
well yeah but he's my cumslut
Nigga, he's the forum bicycle.
uh, yeah, thanks to me
I helped
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
alright alright, you're second in command then
*Co-commander
simmer down there junior
Nigga, I ain't no junior naval officer, I helped build this ship, then I got her out of the port, sure you tell her where to go, but you'd be nothing without your helmsman guiding her rudder.
true as that may be, you best remember who your captain is
a ship is nothing without her captain
I could mutiny and be the new captain.
lad, you couldn't pilot this ship even if the winds were on a perfect course
Do you even know what a helmsman is?
yes, and I'm always having to correct your path
Maybe you wouldn't need to correct my course so often if you could read a nautical chart.
lad, it's because you're asleep at the ship's wheel every time I see you
You can't read a map because I'm asleep, that speaks volumes about your competence as a navigator.
maybe if you weren't constantly stirring the ship in the wrong direction in your sleep, then we'd actually make it to the goddamn shore
We don't need land, we've got the bounties of the ocean.
well sure but we've been out at sea for months and at this rate with our rations, we'll need to grill the cumslut
There's fish.
2072
« on: November 16, 2015, 10:25:00 PM »
That's so hot
Burt Reynolds is my man crush.
You can't have him, he's now my bitch.
Burt is no man's bitch. He's an untameable force of the wilds. You'd have better luck catching wind in your hands.
2073
« on: November 16, 2015, 10:23:21 PM »
Hey Nuka
Am I your best friend?
oh
uh
I see how it is.
No cake for you
>:C
no wait
baby please
Too late.
I'm goign to go give it to Rocket, at least he appreciates me for who I am.
Not as pretty, though
>.>
wait no back off bitch he's mine
I don't know if you know this, but...
He's kind of a cumslut.
well yeah but he's my cumslut
Nigga, he's the forum bicycle.
uh, yeah, thanks to me
I helped
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
alright alright, you're second in command then
*Co-commander
simmer down there junior
Nigga, I ain't no junior naval officer, I helped build this ship, then I got her out of the port, sure you tell her where to go, but you'd be nothing without your helmsman guiding her rudder.
true as that may be, you best remember who your captain is
a ship is nothing without her captain
I could mutiny and be the new captain.
lad, you couldn't pilot this ship even if the winds were on a perfect course
Do you even know what a helmsman is?
yes, and I'm always having to correct your path
Maybe you wouldn't need to correct my course so often if you could read a nautical chart.
lad, it's because you're asleep at the ship's wheel every time I see you
You can't read a map because I'm asleep, that speaks volumes about your competence as a navigator.
maybe if you weren't constantly stirring the ship in the wrong direction in your sleep, then we'd actually make it to the goddamn shore
We don't need land, we've got the bounties of the ocean.
2074
« on: November 16, 2015, 10:22:01 PM »
Hey Nuka
Am I your best friend?
oh
uh
I see how it is.
No cake for you
>:C
no wait
baby please
Too late.
I'm goign to go give it to Rocket, at least he appreciates me for who I am.
Not as pretty, though
>.>
wait no back off bitch he's mine
I don't know if you know this, but...
He's kind of a cumslut.
well yeah but he's my cumslut
Nigga, he's the forum bicycle.
uh, yeah, thanks to me
I helped
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
alright alright, you're second in command then
*Co-commander
simmer down there junior
Nigga, I ain't no junior naval officer, I helped build this ship, then I got her out of the port, sure you tell her where to go, but you'd be nothing without your helmsman guiding her rudder.
true as that may be, you best remember who your captain is
a ship is nothing without her captain
I could mutiny and be the new captain.
lad, you couldn't pilot this ship even if the winds were on a perfect course
Do you even know what a helmsman is?
yes, and I'm always having to correct your path
Maybe you wouldn't need to correct my course so often if you could read a nautical chart.
lad, it's because you're asleep at the ship's wheel every time I see you
You can't read a map because I'm asleep, that speaks volumes about your competence as a navigator.
HOIST THE SAILS
You don't get to give the commands, here.
Now show me that rudder of yours, boy; I'm full-masted.
2075
« on: November 16, 2015, 10:20:20 PM »
That's so hot
Burt Reynolds is my man crush.
2076
« on: November 16, 2015, 10:18:31 PM »
2077
« on: November 16, 2015, 10:16:55 PM »
Hey Nuka
Am I your best friend?
oh
uh
I see how it is.
No cake for you
>:C
no wait
baby please
Too late.
I'm goign to go give it to Rocket, at least he appreciates me for who I am.
Not as pretty, though
>.>
wait no back off bitch he's mine
I don't know if you know this, but...
He's kind of a cumslut.
well yeah but he's my cumslut
Nigga, he's the forum bicycle.
uh, yeah, thanks to me
I helped
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
alright alright, you're second in command then
*Co-commander
simmer down there junior
Nigga, I ain't no junior naval officer, I helped build this ship, then I got her out of the port, sure you tell her where to go, but you'd be nothing without your helmsman guiding her rudder.
true as that may be, you best remember who your captain is
a ship is nothing without her captain
I could mutiny and be the new captain.
lad, you couldn't pilot this ship even if the winds were on a perfect course
Do you even know what a helmsman is?
yes, and I'm always having to correct your path
Maybe you wouldn't need to correct my course so often if you could read a nautical chart.
lad, it's because you're asleep at the ship's wheel every time I see you
You can't read a map because I'm asleep, that speaks volumes about your competence as a navigator.
HOIST THE SAILS
You don't get to give the commands, here.
2078
« on: November 16, 2015, 10:14:10 PM »
Hey Nuka
Am I your best friend?
oh
uh
I see how it is.
No cake for you
>:C
no wait
baby please
Too late.
I'm goign to go give it to Rocket, at least he appreciates me for who I am.
Not as pretty, though
>.>
wait no back off bitch he's mine
I don't know if you know this, but...
He's kind of a cumslut.
well yeah but he's my cumslut
Nigga, he's the forum bicycle.
uh, yeah, thanks to me
I helped
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
alright alright, you're second in command then
*Co-commander
simmer down there junior
Nigga, I ain't no junior naval officer, I helped build this ship, then I got her out of the port, sure you tell her where to go, but you'd be nothing without your helmsman guiding her rudder.
true as that may be, you best remember who your captain is
a ship is nothing without her captain
I could mutiny and be the new captain.
lad, you couldn't pilot this ship even if the winds were on a perfect course
Do you even know what a helmsman is?
yes, and I'm always having to correct your path
Maybe you wouldn't need to correct my course so often if you could read a nautical chart.
lad, it's because you're asleep at the ship's wheel every time I see you
You can't read a map because I'm asleep, that speaks volumes about your competence as a navigator.
2079
« on: November 16, 2015, 10:10:03 PM »
I'm goign to go give it to Rocket, at least he appreciates me for who I am.
what the fuck
Not as pretty, though
yep, my feelings are now hurt
#rektitman
2080
« on: November 16, 2015, 10:09:27 PM »
Hey Nuka
Am I your best friend?
oh
uh
I see how it is.
No cake for you
>:C
no wait
baby please
Too late.
I'm goign to go give it to Rocket, at least he appreciates me for who I am.
Not as pretty, though
>.>
wait no back off bitch he's mine
I don't know if you know this, but...
He's kind of a cumslut.
well yeah but he's my cumslut
Nigga, he's the forum bicycle.
uh, yeah, thanks to me
I helped
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
alright alright, you're second in command then
*Co-commander
simmer down there junior
Nigga, I ain't no junior naval officer, I helped build this ship, then I got her out of the port, sure you tell her where to go, but you'd be nothing without your helmsman guiding her rudder.
true as that may be, you best remember who your captain is
a ship is nothing without her captain
I could mutiny and be the new captain.
lad, you couldn't pilot this ship even if the winds were on a perfect course
Do you even know what a helmsman is?
yes, and I'm always having to correct your path
Maybe you wouldn't need to correct my course so often if you could read a nautical chart.
2081
« on: November 16, 2015, 10:05:22 PM »
Hey Nuka
Am I your best friend?
oh
uh
I see how it is.
No cake for you
>:C
no wait
baby please
Too late.
I'm goign to go give it to Rocket, at least he appreciates me for who I am.
Not as pretty, though
>.>
wait no back off bitch he's mine
I don't know if you know this, but...
He's kind of a cumslut.
well yeah but he's my cumslut
Nigga, he's the forum bicycle.
uh, yeah, thanks to me
I helped
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
alright alright, you're second in command then
*Co-commander
simmer down there junior
Nigga, I ain't no junior naval officer, I helped build this ship, then I got her out of the port, sure you tell her where to go, but you'd be nothing without your helmsman guiding her rudder.
true as that may be, you best remember who your captain is
a ship is nothing without her captain
I could mutiny and be the new captain.
lad, you couldn't pilot this ship even if the winds were on a perfect course
Do you even know what a helmsman is?
2082
« on: November 16, 2015, 10:01:21 PM »
Hey Nuka
Am I your best friend?
oh
uh
I see how it is.
No cake for you
>:C
no wait
baby please
Too late.
I'm goign to go give it to Rocket, at least he appreciates me for who I am.
Not as pretty, though
>.>
wait no back off bitch he's mine
I don't know if you know this, but...
He's kind of a cumslut.
well yeah but he's my cumslut
Nigga, he's the forum bicycle.
uh, yeah, thanks to me
I helped
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
alright alright, you're second in command then
*Co-commander
simmer down there junior
Nigga, I ain't no junior naval officer, I helped build this ship, then I got her out of the port, sure you tell her where to go, but you'd be nothing without your helmsman guiding her rudder.
true as that may be, you best remember who your captain is
a ship is nothing without her captain
I could mutiny and be the new captain.
2083
« on: November 16, 2015, 09:54:15 PM »
Hey Nuka
Am I your best friend?
oh
uh
I see how it is.
No cake for you
>:C
no wait
baby please
Too late.
I'm goign to go give it to Rocket, at least he appreciates me for who I am.
Not as pretty, though
>.>
wait no back off bitch he's mine
I don't know if you know this, but...
He's kind of a cumslut.
well yeah but he's my cumslut
Nigga, he's the forum bicycle.
uh, yeah, thanks to me
I helped
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
alright alright, you're second in command then
*Co-commander
simmer down there junior
Nigga, I ain't no junior naval officer, I helped build this ship, then I got her out of the port, sure you tell her where to go, but you'd be nothing without your helmsman guiding her rudder.
2084
« on: November 16, 2015, 09:49:30 PM »
Hey Nuka
Am I your best friend?
oh
uh
I see how it is.
No cake for you
>:C
no wait
baby please
Too late.
I'm goign to go give it to Rocket, at least he appreciates me for who I am.
Not as pretty, though
>.>
wait no back off bitch he's mine
I don't know if you know this, but...
He's kind of a cumslut.
well yeah but he's my cumslut
Nigga, he's the forum bicycle.
uh, yeah, thanks to me
I helped
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
alright alright, you're second in command then
*Co-commander
2085
« on: November 16, 2015, 09:47:30 PM »
Hey Nuka
Am I your best friend?
oh
uh
I see how it is.
No cake for you
>:C
no wait
baby please
Too late.
I'm goign to go give it to Rocket, at least he appreciates me for who I am.
Not as pretty, though
>.>
wait no back off bitch he's mine
I don't know if you know this, but...
He's kind of a cumslut.
well yeah but he's my cumslut
Nigga, he's the forum bicycle.
uh, yeah, thanks to me
I helped ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
2086
« on: November 16, 2015, 09:45:43 PM »
Hey Nuka
Am I your best friend?
oh
uh
I see how it is.
No cake for you
>:C
no wait
baby please
Too late.
I'm goign to go give it to Rocket, at least he appreciates me for who I am.
Not as pretty, though
>.>
wait no back off bitch he's mine
I don't know if you know this, but...
He's kind of a cumslut.
well yeah but he's my cumslut
Nigga, he's the forum bicycle.
2087
« on: November 16, 2015, 09:40:38 PM »
Hey Nuka
Am I your best friend?
oh
uh
I see how it is.
No cake for you
>:C
no wait
baby please
Too late.
I'm goign to go give it to Rocket, at least he appreciates me for who I am.
Not as pretty, though
>.>
wait no back off bitch he's mine
I don't know if you know this, but...
He's kind of a cumslut.
2088
« on: November 16, 2015, 09:36:07 PM »
Hey Nuka
Am I your best friend?
oh
uh
I see how it is.
No cake for you
>:C
no wait
baby please
Too late. I'm goign to go give it to Rocket, at least he appreciates me for who I am. Not as pretty, though >.>
2089
« on: November 16, 2015, 09:33:36 PM »
Hey Nuka
Am I your best friend?
oh
uh
I see how it is. No cake for you >:C
2090
« on: November 16, 2015, 09:30:18 PM »
Hey Nuka
Am I your best friend?
2091
« on: November 16, 2015, 09:27:18 PM »
Why not?
2092
« on: November 16, 2015, 09:11:43 PM »
Didn't they say they were going to hack the drug cartels and then didn't?
The cartels threatened to kill a shitload of people if they did.
It's a fair enough reason to back down, but I'm amazed they didn't see that coming from the beginning.
2093
« on: November 16, 2015, 08:17:04 PM »
Didn't they say they were going to hack the drug cartels and then didn't?
2094
« on: November 16, 2015, 08:13:44 PM »
send them to the mars to colonize
But there's Nazi's on Mars.
Nigga, Mars has communists, why do you think they call it the red planet?
2095
« on: November 16, 2015, 07:39:41 PM »
2096
« on: November 14, 2015, 10:46:02 PM »
How do you get this game
It's a Mount and Blade Warband mod
kyyyyyyyyyyssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
No, it's pretty bad.
2097
« on: November 14, 2015, 10:32:12 PM »
Even if he doesn't want to, with enough votes we should just get an admin to force it.
It's for the greater good
2098
« on: November 14, 2015, 09:55:34 PM »
Um ok wow rude
No one likes you, go away.
2099
« on: November 14, 2015, 09:52:30 PM »
(Little does OP know that I like him more than I should (no homo))
That's totally homo
2100
« on: November 14, 2015, 09:08:27 PM »
Yes.
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