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2041
« on: November 19, 2015, 12:43:22 AM »
ISIS is there.
2042
« on: November 19, 2015, 12:17:48 AM »
So apparently muslims are scared shitless of dogs. Like if you're walking with one, they'll distance themselves. Why the fuck is that?
You know, now that I think about it, during my stay in the UAE, I only ever saw westerners with dogs.
2043
« on: November 19, 2015, 12:00:06 AM »
I think I was the first to just make it clear, which is nice, I guess.
2044
« on: November 18, 2015, 10:46:55 PM »
I wonder how they managed to get into North Korea to measure people's dicks. I feel like Kim Jong Un would try to keep a lid on that.
Probably from the people who've escaped it.
Okay.
2045
« on: November 18, 2015, 10:40:45 PM »
I wonder how they managed to get into North Korea to measure people's dicks. I feel like Kim Jong Un would try to keep a lid on that.
2046
« on: November 18, 2015, 07:44:58 PM »
When you hit 25 or 100 posts, I forget which.
2047
« on: November 18, 2015, 09:19:06 AM »
What do you call a Cuban astronaut?
2048
« on: November 18, 2015, 09:10:02 AM »
Could be cancer.
2049
« on: November 18, 2015, 12:51:10 AM »
Harlot
Hugo
Hunter
Harold
Harrison
Hugo
Hugh
Harvey
Hank
Horatio
Hannibal
Howard
Hudson
Harley
Hadley
2050
« on: November 18, 2015, 12:49:16 AM »
Harry
2051
« on: November 18, 2015, 12:48:13 AM »
Henry
2052
« on: November 17, 2015, 10:37:33 PM »
Peter
That's an awful middle name.
nope thank God
Jack
2053
« on: November 17, 2015, 10:33:19 PM »
This time on Sep7I'mahomophobe, Batch being a fucking faggot.
Get off me cum guzzler.
Not until you come out of the highly furnished and mahogany-made closet!
Okay fine
I like pussy, get away from me you phaggot. You don't get my dick.
calm down there
what you're implying is heresy and i don't do heresy
unless its the divine will of the Emprah for i am His lowly daughter and killer of heretics
heretics yiff in hell
Only the Chaos legions can truely purge the homosexuality from this site.
Slenesh will destroy you.
Because a hermaphroditic deity of sexuality and pleasure just screams hetero-normative relationships.
2054
« on: November 17, 2015, 10:26:30 PM »
Peter
That's an awful middle name.
2055
« on: November 17, 2015, 09:40:40 PM »
Yeah, but now he's besties with John so it's 'kay
2056
« on: November 17, 2015, 09:02:44 PM »
YES!
HOW DARE YOU TRY TO MAKE IT EASY TO DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN ZEROS AND O'S!
BURN IN HELL!
2057
« on: November 17, 2015, 01:14:12 PM »
I didn't know you were suicidal.
2058
« on: November 17, 2015, 12:05:56 PM »
So it's agreed that first we wipe out Islam, then the protestant heretics.
Fucking papists.
2059
« on: November 17, 2015, 12:04:18 PM »
I got tired of it after the first day.
I never even saw the point in it.
Slash was doing it for free and I was bored.
2060
« on: November 17, 2015, 09:10:47 AM »
I got tired of it after the first day.
2061
« on: November 16, 2015, 11:02:05 PM »
Is it in yet?
2062
« on: November 16, 2015, 10:54:27 PM »
Hey Nuka
Am I your best friend?
oh
uh
I see how it is.
No cake for you
>:C
no wait
baby please
Too late.
I'm goign to go give it to Rocket, at least he appreciates me for who I am.
Not as pretty, though
>.>
wait no back off bitch he's mine
I don't know if you know this, but...
He's kind of a cumslut.
well yeah but he's my cumslut
Nigga, he's the forum bicycle.
uh, yeah, thanks to me
I helped
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
alright alright, you're second in command then
*Co-commander
simmer down there junior
Nigga, I ain't no junior naval officer, I helped build this ship, then I got her out of the port, sure you tell her where to go, but you'd be nothing without your helmsman guiding her rudder.
true as that may be, you best remember who your captain is
a ship is nothing without her captain
I could mutiny and be the new captain.
lad, you couldn't pilot this ship even if the winds were on a perfect course
Do you even know what a helmsman is?
yes, and I'm always having to correct your path
Maybe you wouldn't need to correct my course so often if you could read a nautical chart.
lad, it's because you're asleep at the ship's wheel every time I see you
You can't read a map because I'm asleep, that speaks volumes about your competence as a navigator.
maybe if you weren't constantly stirring the ship in the wrong direction in your sleep, then we'd actually make it to the goddamn shore
We don't need land, we've got the bounties of the ocean.
well sure but we've been out at sea for months and at this rate with our rations, we'll need to grill the cumslut
There's fish.
best get fishin' then
I'll go and put some Anita Sarkeesian on my hooks, then.
best be saving our more potent bait for when we deplete our other supplies
I already used all our other bait, a northman without his fish is like water without its salt.
Davy Jones be damned, how could you possibly go through 20 barrels of bait so fast?
I'm a growing boy
I think it's probably time for you to go on a diet
I actually just lost about fifteen pounds.
and yet you're still the size of moby dick
Well, I mean, Moby Dick is huge.
yeah, just like your ASS
wow rood :'c
2063
« on: November 16, 2015, 10:51:57 PM »
Hey Nuka
Am I your best friend?
oh
uh
I see how it is.
No cake for you
>:C
no wait
baby please
Too late.
I'm goign to go give it to Rocket, at least he appreciates me for who I am.
Not as pretty, though
>.>
wait no back off bitch he's mine
I don't know if you know this, but...
He's kind of a cumslut.
well yeah but he's my cumslut
Nigga, he's the forum bicycle.
uh, yeah, thanks to me
I helped
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
alright alright, you're second in command then
*Co-commander
simmer down there junior
Nigga, I ain't no junior naval officer, I helped build this ship, then I got her out of the port, sure you tell her where to go, but you'd be nothing without your helmsman guiding her rudder.
true as that may be, you best remember who your captain is
a ship is nothing without her captain
I could mutiny and be the new captain.
lad, you couldn't pilot this ship even if the winds were on a perfect course
Do you even know what a helmsman is?
yes, and I'm always having to correct your path
Maybe you wouldn't need to correct my course so often if you could read a nautical chart.
lad, it's because you're asleep at the ship's wheel every time I see you
You can't read a map because I'm asleep, that speaks volumes about your competence as a navigator.
maybe if you weren't constantly stirring the ship in the wrong direction in your sleep, then we'd actually make it to the goddamn shore
We don't need land, we've got the bounties of the ocean.
well sure but we've been out at sea for months and at this rate with our rations, we'll need to grill the cumslut
There's fish.
best get fishin' then
I'll go and put some Anita Sarkeesian on my hooks, then.
best be saving our more potent bait for when we deplete our other supplies
I already used all our other bait, a northman without his fish is like water without its salt.
Davy Jones be damned, how could you possibly go through 20 barrels of bait so fast?
I'm a growing boy
I think it's probably time for you to go on a diet
I actually just lost about fifteen pounds.
and yet you're still the size of moby dick
Well, I mean, Moby Dick is huge.
2064
« on: November 16, 2015, 10:48:05 PM »
Hey Nuka
Am I your best friend?
oh
uh
I see how it is.
No cake for you
>:C
no wait
baby please
Too late.
I'm goign to go give it to Rocket, at least he appreciates me for who I am.
Not as pretty, though
>.>
wait no back off bitch he's mine
I don't know if you know this, but...
He's kind of a cumslut.
well yeah but he's my cumslut
Nigga, he's the forum bicycle.
uh, yeah, thanks to me
I helped
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
alright alright, you're second in command then
*Co-commander
simmer down there junior
Nigga, I ain't no junior naval officer, I helped build this ship, then I got her out of the port, sure you tell her where to go, but you'd be nothing without your helmsman guiding her rudder.
true as that may be, you best remember who your captain is
a ship is nothing without her captain
I could mutiny and be the new captain.
lad, you couldn't pilot this ship even if the winds were on a perfect course
Do you even know what a helmsman is?
yes, and I'm always having to correct your path
Maybe you wouldn't need to correct my course so often if you could read a nautical chart.
lad, it's because you're asleep at the ship's wheel every time I see you
You can't read a map because I'm asleep, that speaks volumes about your competence as a navigator.
maybe if you weren't constantly stirring the ship in the wrong direction in your sleep, then we'd actually make it to the goddamn shore
We don't need land, we've got the bounties of the ocean.
well sure but we've been out at sea for months and at this rate with our rations, we'll need to grill the cumslut
There's fish.
best get fishin' then
I'll go and put some Anita Sarkeesian on my hooks, then.
best be saving our more potent bait for when we deplete our other supplies
I already used all our other bait, a northman without his fish is like water without its salt.
Davy Jones be damned, how could you possibly go through 20 barrels of bait so fast?
I'm a growing boy
I think it's probably time for you to go on a diet
I actually just lost about fifteen pounds.
2065
« on: November 16, 2015, 10:47:15 PM »
2066
« on: November 16, 2015, 10:44:02 PM »
Hey Nuka
Am I your best friend?
oh
uh
I see how it is.
No cake for you
>:C
no wait
baby please
Too late.
I'm goign to go give it to Rocket, at least he appreciates me for who I am.
Not as pretty, though
>.>
wait no back off bitch he's mine
I don't know if you know this, but...
He's kind of a cumslut.
well yeah but he's my cumslut
Nigga, he's the forum bicycle.
uh, yeah, thanks to me
I helped
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
alright alright, you're second in command then
*Co-commander
simmer down there junior
Nigga, I ain't no junior naval officer, I helped build this ship, then I got her out of the port, sure you tell her where to go, but you'd be nothing without your helmsman guiding her rudder.
true as that may be, you best remember who your captain is
a ship is nothing without her captain
I could mutiny and be the new captain.
lad, you couldn't pilot this ship even if the winds were on a perfect course
Do you even know what a helmsman is?
yes, and I'm always having to correct your path
Maybe you wouldn't need to correct my course so often if you could read a nautical chart.
lad, it's because you're asleep at the ship's wheel every time I see you
You can't read a map because I'm asleep, that speaks volumes about your competence as a navigator.
maybe if you weren't constantly stirring the ship in the wrong direction in your sleep, then we'd actually make it to the goddamn shore
We don't need land, we've got the bounties of the ocean.
well sure but we've been out at sea for months and at this rate with our rations, we'll need to grill the cumslut
There's fish.
best get fishin' then
I'll go and put some Anita Sarkeesian on my hooks, then.
best be saving our more potent bait for when we deplete our other supplies
I already used all our other bait, a northman without his fish is like water without its salt.
Davy Jones be damned, how could you possibly go through 20 barrels of bait so fast?
I'm a growing boy
2067
« on: November 16, 2015, 10:43:35 PM »
That's so hot
Burt Reynolds is my man crush.
You can't have him, he's now my bitch.
Burt is no man's bitch. He's an untameable force of the wilds. You'd have better luck catching wind in your hands.
Then i'll cage Burt, I will have him, he will be mine.
You cannot overpower an avalanch, and the same is true of the mighty Burt.
Then I shall give an offering to the almighty Burt.
FLAGELLATE AND GENUFLECT AT THE FEET OF THE ETERNAL REYNOLDS
2068
« on: November 16, 2015, 10:40:51 PM »
Hey Nuka
Am I your best friend?
oh
uh
I see how it is.
No cake for you
>:C
no wait
baby please
Too late.
I'm goign to go give it to Rocket, at least he appreciates me for who I am.
Not as pretty, though
>.>
wait no back off bitch he's mine
I don't know if you know this, but...
He's kind of a cumslut.
well yeah but he's my cumslut
Nigga, he's the forum bicycle.
uh, yeah, thanks to me
I helped
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
alright alright, you're second in command then
*Co-commander
simmer down there junior
Nigga, I ain't no junior naval officer, I helped build this ship, then I got her out of the port, sure you tell her where to go, but you'd be nothing without your helmsman guiding her rudder.
true as that may be, you best remember who your captain is
a ship is nothing without her captain
I could mutiny and be the new captain.
lad, you couldn't pilot this ship even if the winds were on a perfect course
Do you even know what a helmsman is?
yes, and I'm always having to correct your path
Maybe you wouldn't need to correct my course so often if you could read a nautical chart.
lad, it's because you're asleep at the ship's wheel every time I see you
You can't read a map because I'm asleep, that speaks volumes about your competence as a navigator.
maybe if you weren't constantly stirring the ship in the wrong direction in your sleep, then we'd actually make it to the goddamn shore
We don't need land, we've got the bounties of the ocean.
well sure but we've been out at sea for months and at this rate with our rations, we'll need to grill the cumslut
There's fish.
best get fishin' then
I'll go and put some Anita Sarkeesian on my hooks, then.
best be saving our more potent bait for when we deplete our other supplies
I already used all our other bait, a northman without his fish is like water without its salt.
2069
« on: November 16, 2015, 10:30:59 PM »
That's so hot
Burt Reynolds is my man crush.
You can't have him, he's now my bitch.
Burt is no man's bitch. He's an untameable force of the wilds. You'd have better luck catching wind in your hands.
Then i'll cage Burt, I will have him, he will be mine.
You cannot overpower an avalanch, and the same is true of the mighty Burt.
2070
« on: November 16, 2015, 10:30:07 PM »
Hey Nuka
Am I your best friend?
oh
uh
I see how it is.
No cake for you
>:C
no wait
baby please
Too late.
I'm goign to go give it to Rocket, at least he appreciates me for who I am.
Not as pretty, though
>.>
wait no back off bitch he's mine
I don't know if you know this, but...
He's kind of a cumslut.
well yeah but he's my cumslut
Nigga, he's the forum bicycle.
uh, yeah, thanks to me
I helped
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
alright alright, you're second in command then
*Co-commander
simmer down there junior
Nigga, I ain't no junior naval officer, I helped build this ship, then I got her out of the port, sure you tell her where to go, but you'd be nothing without your helmsman guiding her rudder.
true as that may be, you best remember who your captain is
a ship is nothing without her captain
I could mutiny and be the new captain.
lad, you couldn't pilot this ship even if the winds were on a perfect course
Do you even know what a helmsman is?
yes, and I'm always having to correct your path
Maybe you wouldn't need to correct my course so often if you could read a nautical chart.
lad, it's because you're asleep at the ship's wheel every time I see you
You can't read a map because I'm asleep, that speaks volumes about your competence as a navigator.
maybe if you weren't constantly stirring the ship in the wrong direction in your sleep, then we'd actually make it to the goddamn shore
We don't need land, we've got the bounties of the ocean.
well sure but we've been out at sea for months and at this rate with our rations, we'll need to grill the cumslut
There's fish.
best get fishin' then
I'll go and put some Anita Sarkeesian on my hooks, then.
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