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Messages - Ushan
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1561
« on: January 19, 2016, 12:38:58 AM »
I get it very rarely, even for good stories.
I can think of maybe three or four books I've read in my life that have had that effect on me.
I can only think of one or two TV shows, and maybe one movie.
1562
« on: January 18, 2016, 11:34:09 PM »
I like to mix it up.
1563
« on: January 18, 2016, 11:08:39 PM »
Your bathroom is eerily similar to mine...
Bathe with me
Ah god I was about to take a shower too.
Now I don't want to.
Dirty.
Would have been clean but Pip CHICKENED OUT
I already took the damn shower hours ago you fuckers.
1564
« on: January 18, 2016, 10:00:00 PM »
Your bathroom is eerily similar to mine...
Bathe with me
Ah god I was about to take a shower too.
Now I don't want to.
Dirty.
1565
« on: January 18, 2016, 07:19:23 PM »
Gay sex?
1566
« on: January 18, 2016, 07:13:10 PM »
LOL Go marry your sister
>implying I'm from the South
You're from one of those hillbilly states.
Massachusetts is literally the Europe of America.
I thought that was Minnesota.
1567
« on: January 18, 2016, 06:44:45 PM »
1568
« on: January 18, 2016, 02:00:06 PM »
The library.
What's a library?
A mighty edifice saturated with many tomes from an archaic age, inhabited by irritable ghouls bearing remote knowledge.
1569
« on: January 18, 2016, 01:40:31 PM »
labia
1570
« on: January 18, 2016, 12:51:23 PM »
I guess I'd finally go to New Orleans.
1571
« on: January 18, 2016, 09:45:57 AM »
The fuck is computer architecture?
Does it involve rafters?
1572
« on: January 18, 2016, 09:40:29 AM »
9:30 AM
Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood moooooooooooooooooooooooooooorning East Coast!!!!
Morning.
1573
« on: January 18, 2016, 09:01:53 AM »
The Brand - An eye for comedic timing <______<
I have no idea what this is referencing.
Neither do I.
Oh.
1574
« on: January 17, 2016, 11:52:19 PM »
The Brand - An eye for comedic timing <______<
I have no idea what this is referencing.
1575
« on: January 17, 2016, 11:46:03 PM »
I'll hump Trump's rump.
1576
« on: January 17, 2016, 11:09:57 PM »
Nope.
1577
« on: January 17, 2016, 09:29:20 PM »
so much for the golden future, i can't even start .i've had every promise broken, there's anger in my heart. you don't know what it's like, you don't have a clue. if you did you'd find yourselves doing the same thing too
BREAKING THE LAW! BREAKING THE LAW!
1578
« on: January 17, 2016, 08:15:55 PM »
Nice try, Blazed.
1579
« on: January 17, 2016, 01:21:36 AM »
Rocket's among the top three nicest christians I've met throughout my life.
1580
« on: January 17, 2016, 12:46:42 AM »
I thought that was how most reproduction happened bewtween humans happened before the historic era.
1581
« on: January 16, 2016, 10:08:39 PM »
I can sympathize, sometimes handicapped spots aren't marked in the most obvious fashion.
Embarrassingly enough it had the sign above it and was pretty damn clear. Its literally my fault lol. I just don't get how I missed it completely
Oh, well, I have ADD, so I can still sympathize in missing the obvious.
1582
« on: January 16, 2016, 09:51:57 PM »
I can sympathize, sometimes handicapped spots aren't marked in the most obvious fashion.
1583
« on: January 16, 2016, 08:46:07 PM »
Black, bitter, alcoholic.
1584
« on: January 16, 2016, 04:25:55 PM »
Yes.
1585
« on: January 16, 2016, 04:09:05 PM »
Meh, not my cup of tea.
1586
« on: January 15, 2016, 08:20:00 PM »
Would you have sex with Hellboy?
1587
« on: January 15, 2016, 07:33:25 PM »
Would you have sex with Hellboy?
1588
« on: January 15, 2016, 05:09:15 PM »
Booty
1589
« on: January 15, 2016, 04:38:38 PM »
That can't be at all sanitary.
1590
« on: January 15, 2016, 02:51:35 PM »
I sometimes feel the need to pinch either my little fingers or my little toes
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