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The Flood / Re: St Patrick day and I am sober
« on: March 18, 2016, 03:14:48 PM »
I heavily enjoyed getting drunk and watching Rick and Morty with physicists last night.

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The Flood / Re: I'm 18 now; what should I do?
« on: March 17, 2016, 07:21:54 PM »
Sign up for the Imperial Guard corps

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The Flood / Re: Do you like what you see?
« on: March 17, 2016, 06:30:04 PM »
I look like a potato.

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The Flood / Re: Prove that you aren't a Barbie girl
« on: March 17, 2016, 04:56:51 PM »
I am a barbie girl.

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The Flood / Re: sausage party
« on: March 17, 2016, 04:25:57 PM »
Here's the script.

Apparently there's a three page orgy.

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The Flood / Re: i'm about to blow your fucking minds
« on: March 17, 2016, 04:12:30 PM »
T R E
1 2 3

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The Flood / Re: ITT: We discuss the merits of HERESY
« on: March 17, 2016, 03:44:09 PM »


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Gaming / Re: The Weapons and Enemies of Gears 4
« on: March 17, 2016, 09:22:57 AM »
It was never proven that Locust were former humans, where are you getting this from?

The sires from Gears of War 2 were implied to be proto-locust.

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The Flood / Re: What should I jerk off to?
« on: March 17, 2016, 01:13:19 AM »

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The Flood / Re: What should I jerk off to?
« on: March 17, 2016, 12:58:08 AM »
Ted Cruz



Does anyone else think his nose is just a tiny penis that merged with his face?

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The Flood / Re: I got some Belgium beer
« on: March 16, 2016, 08:45:48 PM »
HERESY

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The Flood / Re: Canadian goes hitch-hiking in the Middle East
« on: March 16, 2016, 07:33:52 PM »
What I'd give to be able to wander like that.
You'd give up fresh memes?

Everything except for my still living body.
woah

Doesn't the prospect sound lovely though?

You own nothing. All you have is yourself and where your feet want to take you. You've got your eyes for all the sights on the long journey, you've got your head and your hands for being crafty. And whatever you can stuff into a pack.

And you just go.

No barriers, no limits, no responsabilities, nothing. Just you. Hitchhiking is almost true freedom. Unless you get mugged/killed.

I'd tag along.

Also, most hitchhikers I've met typically carry a gun/largish knife with them in the event the get mugged/meet a murderous psychopath.


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The Flood / Re: Wild Bearman appear
« on: March 16, 2016, 01:34:55 AM »
Not only can they perfunctorily outrun you, they can even climb trees and swim very well. You don't have a prayer.
Oh yeah, forgot that detail.

Can we inspect the bear?


You could back away like anyone whose read anything about about surviving a bear encounter.

If that doesn't work, I think you could also try lyind down on the ground.

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The Flood / Re: this morning it took me a few seconds to realize
« on: March 16, 2016, 12:53:50 AM »
Dyke.

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Gaming / Re: Total War: Warhammer Megathread - New battle gameplay
« on: March 15, 2016, 11:37:52 PM »
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

I really need to get a PC now, that vampire counts trailer was just 10/10

Make Gatsby update this thread in the next 24 hours or I'll post your nudes.

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Gaming / Re: Total War: Warhammer Megathread - New battle gameplay
« on: March 15, 2016, 07:17:29 PM »
YouTube


Vampire Counts trailer.

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The Flood / Re: How to ruin a morning before school/work
« on: March 15, 2016, 12:57:08 PM »
In high school my mornings were usually ruined anyway because of migraines. I also didn't eat breakfast...

Same.

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The Flood / Re: Dark music you like
« on: March 15, 2016, 02:16:54 AM »
What movie should I watch

Young Frankenstein.

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#BattleofTeutobergForestbestdayofmylife

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The Flood / Stuart Fierman
« on: March 15, 2016, 02:08:36 AM »
Stuart Fierman

Growing up in a family that goes to lunch to plan where they will eat dinner, Stuart feels he was destined to work in restaurants. However, the path that led him into the hospitality industry is, shall we say, winding? His formative years were spent in a family business selling ladies’ shoes. But, Stuart turned his back on footwear fashion to attend to the University of Texas, where he studied Advertising. After writing freelance ad copy for several agencies, Stuart went on to teach snow skiing in California and New Zealand for the next decade. Yet 3 year-round winters led Stuart to ask the question any talented ski instructor asks: how can you make a living during the summer? And a career in hospitality was born.

Stuart ran a Baskin Robbins and an historic, water-front Chart House before being recruited back to the deep South by the Peasant Restaurant Group to manage Peasant Uptown, Dailey’s, and an ill-fated turnaround of Frankie’s at the Landing in Jacksonville, Fl. Fortunately Fifth Group needed a GM to open its 3rd restaurant concept in 1999, La Tavola Trattoria. Stuart managed La Tavola for almost 2 years before taking the helm at South City Kitchen-Midtown for another 4 years, and eventually becoming the Director of Operations in 2005.

Today besides serving as the model behind the character Cyril Figgis on the animated series “Archer,” Stuart likes to peruse Buford Highway, find a sign in a language he can’t read, and read a good book while he gorges himself on unusual ethnic cuisine.


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The Flood / Re: My fucking feet
« on: March 14, 2016, 11:00:07 PM »
Get better shoes?
I wanna suck your tits



You could smother him to death and you'd both get what you want.

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The Flood / Re: Lets talk about how awesome Dazzler is
« on: March 14, 2016, 10:31:53 PM »
Does anybody else think that the Spidergwen art is just a little odd-looking?

Of the 2D...

I'd fuck her silly


Everything is just a little off about it. Enough little things that it's hard to point out any one thing.

One of her eyes doesn't look to be the right size, and her nose looks like it's pointing in the wrong direction.

Are you sure she wasn't drawn by Picaso?

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The Flood / Re: So I'm A Member Now
« on: March 14, 2016, 08:54:45 PM »

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The Flood / Re: So I'm A Member Now
« on: March 14, 2016, 08:11:16 PM »
I think I have seventeen posts before I turn meethic.
It's 6,666 for Mythic. Sorry fam.

Oh well.

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The Flood / Re: So I'm A Member Now
« on: March 14, 2016, 05:02:49 PM »
I think I have seventeen posts before I turn meethic.

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The Flood / Re: inb4 Plato fanboys post their meme votes
« on: March 13, 2016, 08:27:46 PM »
Archimedes.

Wow, Archimedes invented some science, big deal. Socrates unironically invented logic. I swear, Archimedes' apologists are literally the worst.

Nigga, he invented calculus.

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The Flood / Re: inb4 Plato fanboys post their meme votes
« on: March 13, 2016, 07:20:30 PM »
Archimedes.

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The Flood / Re: Opinion on LARP?
« on: March 13, 2016, 01:43:13 AM »
Indifferent.

I'd rather sit about with some friends and play some D n' D.

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Why would you do that to yourself? Do you not know how exasperating it is to go to sleep, come back the next day, and see the same threads as yesterday with only a couple more replies or none at all?

Yeah, people need to be more active when I sleep.

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