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« on: April 06, 2016, 08:52:58 PM »
How did they die?
If it's via bullet wounds, I'd stick my finger in one of their bullet holes.
I've always wanted to do that.
1262
« on: April 06, 2016, 12:44:38 AM »
What do you do regularly before you fall asleep?
1263
« on: April 05, 2016, 10:55:32 PM »
Yes.
1264
« on: April 05, 2016, 10:54:48 PM »
Dibella/Julianos
1265
« on: April 05, 2016, 09:29:53 PM »
Wow, needy much?
1266
« on: April 05, 2016, 09:26:19 PM »
Quickly.
1267
« on: April 05, 2016, 01:18:11 PM »
Metro wins the "shittest lifestyle" awards though.
By leaps and bounds
You spend all day, every day, in a train station, growing mushrooms and shovelling pig shit. You do that for 5 years and then you wake up to your whole station being eaten alive by mutants. Or going insane and shooting each other courtesy of homo novus.
No daylight, no luxuries.
Just mushroom vodka and pig shit.
So, an average day for most real-life moscovites?
1268
« on: April 04, 2016, 09:15:28 PM »
I'm not a big multiplayer person.
1269
« on: April 04, 2016, 10:52:44 AM »
The airport security at Heathrow once thought my toothbrush was a bomb.
1270
« on: April 04, 2016, 10:14:33 AM »
Orange.
It's like a shittier green.
How the fuck is orange green?
I'm colourblind so it's hard for me to distinguish between the two sometimes.
1271
« on: April 04, 2016, 01:38:52 AM »
Orange.
It's like a shittier green.
1272
« on: April 03, 2016, 11:22:27 PM »
Never again.
1273
« on: April 02, 2016, 12:10:04 AM »
I don't remember the last time I was punched.
1274
« on: April 01, 2016, 06:40:36 PM »
This is a pretty fucked up April Fool's joke
I take it I went too far?
About twelve parsecs too far.
1275
« on: March 31, 2016, 03:42:53 PM »
Sanguine.
1276
« on: March 31, 2016, 03:19:18 PM »
BLOOD FOR THE BERN GOD!
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1277
« on: March 31, 2016, 03:07:02 PM »
1278
« on: March 30, 2016, 11:50:58 PM »
"Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow."
Words to live by.
1279
« on: March 30, 2016, 11:44:40 PM »
How does one get an ulcer?
1280
« on: March 29, 2016, 05:05:59 AM »
Brazilians don't like peanut butter, so Brazilians.
1281
« on: March 28, 2016, 11:35:50 PM »
You're no longer SEAN?
1282
« on: March 28, 2016, 05:19:18 PM »
>TFW no companion cavalry to run those loonies into the desert
1283
« on: March 28, 2016, 05:01:57 PM »
78.
1284
« on: March 28, 2016, 04:35:35 PM »
adderall is your friend
Is that the one that makes you sleepy or the one that gets rid of autism, I always forget.
It's an amphetamine. It'll make you not sleepy, and probably not hungry.
1285
« on: March 28, 2016, 12:42:11 AM »
I just deleted my email for this account and I'm wondering what happens when I sign out.
Can't you just attach a new email to your account?
1286
« on: March 28, 2016, 12:01:52 AM »
Not bad. I used to make my own IPA's. The divorse put a hold on that. Been thinking about trying my hand at Mead.
Will you mix in juniper berries?
1287
« on: March 27, 2016, 11:10:40 PM »
Sounds tasty.
1288
« on: March 27, 2016, 11:08:20 PM »
Don't care.
Seventh season of Archer airs the day before.
1289
« on: March 27, 2016, 10:53:40 PM »
Why not?
1290
« on: March 27, 2016, 10:53:02 PM »
I found a rouge agent.
He was in drag?
No he was a sexy bat dumbass.
Furry.
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