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9961
« on: January 08, 2015, 09:38:48 PM »
re too stupid too enjoy more sophisticated things
Like MILFs and incest porn?
Exactly. Glad to see you're not completely retarded.
9962
« on: January 08, 2015, 09:38:03 PM »
But then why are .22's, essentially the smallest modern caliber, so fun to plink around with? Surely if we were all compensating, we'd be fanning .45 revolvers and akimboing Remington 770's.
You still have a small cock
9963
« on: January 08, 2015, 09:35:10 PM »
You see, shooting guns makes them feel strong and manly, and in their mind, it makes up for the fact that they are too stupid too enjoy more sophisticated things.
In a nutshell: People who enjoy art have large penises, high self esteem, and high intelligence. People who like guns, on the other hand, have small penises, low self esteem, and low intelligence.
Discuss.
9964
« on: January 08, 2015, 09:29:59 PM »
Wow, what a good comeback. I guess you only bang dude too.
What does that even fucking mean?
It was a short run, but I think it is up. Please feel free to hit the sign out button and never return.
9965
« on: January 08, 2015, 09:03:29 PM »
Illuminati.
I would have said this but the Illuminati is literally Satan.
9966
« on: January 08, 2015, 09:00:22 PM »
K let me clear some shit up to your faggot ears
1. Burzum is not "brutal", and was never meant to be. Burzum was a rebellion against Death Metal, and it was meant to be a meditate, droning piece of art.
2. The production quality is bad because he recorded vocals on a computer headset, guitars through a cheap stereo, and everything else with like a tape recorder or some shit. That's all he had access to. That mostly how it is today, too. Most "polished" Metal is shitty, though there can be exception.
3. Det Som Engang Var>Hvis Lyset Tar Oss=Filosofem>everything else IMO
9967
« on: January 08, 2015, 08:43:51 PM »
Satan
9968
« on: January 08, 2015, 08:43:13 PM »
I actually could see that making sense because they're like complete opposites.
PSU is funny and cool so is basically the anti-Max
9969
« on: January 07, 2015, 10:06:19 PM »
He's like the hip version of jim
I play Jazz tho so I am hipper than all you cats
9970
« on: January 07, 2015, 10:01:46 PM »
The bodies of hot milfs
9971
« on: January 07, 2015, 09:48:59 PM »
FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
9972
« on: January 07, 2015, 07:51:19 PM »
9973
« on: January 07, 2015, 07:49:33 PM »
Shit my pants and dodge the draft ala Ted Nugent
9974
« on: January 07, 2015, 07:33:45 PM »
Kinder's mother feeds him very well.
9975
« on: January 07, 2015, 07:31:18 PM »
It's always great because Psy's edits are hilarious
LC edited Anthony Weiner in a speedo into one of my posts once
9976
« on: January 07, 2015, 07:28:11 PM »
Why do you make me ban you all ;_;
It's your fault for enforcing the rules
9977
« on: January 07, 2015, 07:24:10 PM »
oy vey
9978
« on: January 07, 2015, 07:05:33 PM »
DUDE SHITPOSTING LMAO
9979
« on: January 07, 2015, 07:04:04 PM »
I looked around, and didn't know where I was. Then I realized I'd been transformed into a pink flip flop.
I think you know where this is going.
I don't get it man. I was gunna write something for this but I can't figure out how to do it. I don't get this fetish. I get feet, but not this.
9980
« on: January 07, 2015, 06:37:21 PM »
bump
9981
« on: January 07, 2015, 06:23:13 PM »
I sat alone in my room. Lonely, horny, and filled with lust. I stood in front of my autographed cutout of Tom Selleck. It was life-sized. I was naked, sweating, and my heart was racing in anticipation.
I put my tongue through the hole I made in Tom's cardboard mouth, tasting his dry ridges. I ran my hand down his flat, smooth body and reached for the dildo I taped to his crotch. It too was life-sized. I got on my knees and licked the shaft, stopping at the tip to kiss his head. I wanted Tom to fill my mouth with his hot cum. I stroked his cock and squeezed his balls. "I've been waiting so long for this" I said, looking in his lifeless, 2-dimensional eyes.
I took his member into my mouth. Spit dribbled from my lips as I lustfully blew his hard, plastic cock. I took him deep into my throat, and the head of his cock tickled me as it went in. I gagged, sending chills up my spine. I was ready for him.
I squeezed the button to activate the cum tube, and shot his hot load into my mouth. He tasted sweet, like yogurt, because that's basically what his fake cum was made of.
I licked my lips and kissed him once more. I turned, my back towards him, and bent over. I was ready for him to take my ass.
9982
« on: January 07, 2015, 06:11:35 PM »
Convince me I am making a mistake
9983
« on: January 07, 2015, 05:59:16 PM »
Verbatim is shit
Mad Max is shit
negativity for life
9984
« on: January 07, 2015, 05:44:13 PM »
9985
« on: January 07, 2015, 05:39:58 PM »
guess me
9986
« on: January 07, 2015, 02:16:05 PM »
oh shit i didnt know this was a thing
is the sr active?
yeah I wanna try it now that I'm an adult
9987
« on: January 07, 2015, 02:13:35 PM »
>TFW customer hands you card when your slider thing is right in front of them
I don't use debit cards often in real life, and so I usually fumble the whole thing if I have to pay for something with it. It's way easier to make the retail slave do it for me.
ha look at this socially awkward queer nerd lmfao xDDDD
*shrug*
I usually just use cash for everything in the real world. Big items are bought online anyway.
Lack of use makes me rusty at the process.
No, real talk, I refuse to use a card anywhere except those machines that FORCE you to do it by yourself. Its just like what if I fug it up and the cute cashier at CVS laughs at me and I will never get laid in my whole life because that moment will follow me into adulthood.
9988
« on: January 07, 2015, 02:12:13 PM »
9989
« on: January 07, 2015, 02:11:39 PM »
lol classic zesty
9990
« on: January 07, 2015, 02:10:28 PM »
>TFW customer hands you card when your slider thing is right in front of them
I don't use debit cards often in real life, and so I usually fumble the whole thing if I have to pay for something with it. It's way easier to make the retail slave do it for me.
ha look at this socially awkward queer nerd lmfao xDDDD
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