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9661
« on: January 18, 2015, 08:44:53 PM »
BAN ALL SILICONE TITTY MONSTERS
Silicone is gross I agree
9662
« on: January 18, 2015, 08:37:53 PM »
 Where do you think we are?
9663
« on: January 18, 2015, 08:28:38 PM »
That's five groups.
That is irrelevant, as these are qualities most of them all share.
Who the fuck looks like Edward Snowden here?
Someone
9664
« on: January 18, 2015, 08:16:58 PM »
That's five groups.
That is irrelevant, as these are qualities most of them all share.
9665
« on: January 18, 2015, 08:11:17 PM »
The four most vocal people in opposition of my MILF threads happen to be
Furfags
Pedophiles
Cloppers
Edward Snowden lookalikes
People who drink Monster energy drinks.
Or a combination of the above.
Now take of this what you will, I simply want it to be clear and known.
9666
« on: January 18, 2015, 08:01:04 PM »
Remember to masterbate with baby shampoo to avoid penile irritation
This is a good idea
9667
« on: January 18, 2015, 07:53:36 PM »
you people are BUTT BLASTED
lmao
9668
« on: January 18, 2015, 07:52:59 PM »
umm... would you rather be able to recognize any flower, or be able to recognize any bug?
Recognize meaning you know all about them.
bug are cool af so bugs
9669
« on: January 18, 2015, 07:45:24 PM »
Why do you think crows feet are hot?
Because I find older, experienced women hot.
So experience is the defining factor?
Let's say there were two women in front of you, one 15 years old and has sex many times and is more knowledgeable then most sexaholics in their 40's and you have a 40 year old that has been a virgin their whole life. Both are willing to have sex with you and there is no repercussions, who would you choose?
The 15 year old if I was underage or it was legal. Experience is a huge part, but not the only part; it's just that if she's hot but sucks at sex it's worthless.
9670
« on: January 18, 2015, 02:12:40 PM »
Why do you think crows feet are hot?
Because I find older, experienced women hot.
9671
« on: January 18, 2015, 02:12:22 PM »
What brand of shampoo do you use
Old Spice.
9672
« on: January 18, 2015, 02:11:50 PM »
will you play with yourself in there
I did that earlier.
9673
« on: January 18, 2015, 02:10:35 PM »
What does music taste like?
Depends on the genre. Jazz tastes like freedom. Noise tastes like the asshole of the woman you are being forced to satisfy at gunpoint. Black Metal tastes like snow, blood and fire. Death Metal tastes like pus, pestilence and the skin of the fallen. Synth music tastes like holographic meatloaf.
9674
« on: January 18, 2015, 02:01:42 PM »
Who is your favourite Hunter X Hunter character?
Idk what that is
9675
« on: January 18, 2015, 02:00:50 PM »
How hot was the shower?
It was pretty hot. Temperature-wise and sensuality-wise.
9676
« on: January 18, 2015, 02:00:26 PM »
Why does everybody hate on your music tastes?
People are afraid of what they don't understand.
9677
« on: January 18, 2015, 01:16:01 PM »
>pay for it myself
classic lofepost
9678
« on: January 18, 2015, 01:09:34 PM »
okay so I would be grateful and stuff... here's the thing though. I don't know if I need a desktop to be there. this isn't a matter of I just got the thing and I'm not happy with it. It's a matter of there are possibly more logical concerns that need to be addressed. such as if I should have got this laptop or just got an entirely new desktop computer instead and built it when I got there. I could get a better deal than the laptop. My dad said that I should worry more about portability so I don't have to carry around a big desktop computer with me while I'm there. So he said that the laptop would be best. I still want an upgraded desktop computer though... and having a desktop while I'm there would be a lot nicer than this laptop.
Save up your money and get a desktop but keep the laptop. Your dad is right.
9679
« on: January 18, 2015, 01:04:48 PM »
no be greaatful cus they luv u
No they don't.
im lofe's dad
9680
« on: January 18, 2015, 12:53:50 PM »
no be greaatful cus they luv u
9681
« on: January 18, 2015, 03:22:11 AM »
He's retarded
He was good in like... Dirty Harry and shit but he's pretty shit overall, and he's an asshole.
9682
« on: January 18, 2015, 03:20:20 AM »
Just got done taking a shower. Feel good man.
THAT'S NOT A QUESTION
9683
« on: January 18, 2015, 03:18:03 AM »
I never found the Colbert Report incredibly funny in the first place. I liked it, and I like Colbert, but I really just watched it when it was on.
A new show with the same idea is kinda meh.
9684
« on: January 18, 2015, 03:03:30 AM »
I looked but found some old subs I used to go on and cringed.
I will not be posting my breakdown.
I mostly get karma in r/Jazz these days tho
9685
« on: January 18, 2015, 02:59:40 AM »
9686
« on: January 18, 2015, 02:59:20 AM »
Cannabis or booty?
Booty. Drugs are for thugs.
9687
« on: January 18, 2015, 02:58:54 AM »
your music sucks
That isn't a question
9688
« on: January 18, 2015, 02:15:57 AM »
brb
9689
« on: January 18, 2015, 02:15:12 AM »
 "So how are we ever going to find the Zodiac?" Omfg
9690
« on: January 18, 2015, 02:13:37 AM »
 "Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that I am the Amazing Spiderman, Too!" Holy shit just stop.
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