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The Flood / Re: Ctrl+V
« on: January 29, 2015, 03:16:07 PM »
It's nsfw

9212
Fedora tippers and atheists are the same thing

9214
The Flood / Re: Fork in left or right hand
« on: January 29, 2015, 01:18:07 PM »
I use my left when cutting but switch to my right to eat

so
I don't understand what you're describing.
He's one of those people who hold a knife with the same hand they eat with.
He cuts everything up first and then eats it?
I actually do a piece at a time.

Process goes:
Left hand fork, right hand knife, cut a piece.
Switch hands and put piece of food into my mouth using the fork in my right hand.
Repeat.
God damn that sounds annoying.
You just aren't on a high enough plane of existence to get it.

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The Flood / Re: Fork in left or right hand
« on: January 29, 2015, 01:13:45 PM »
I use my left when cutting but switch to my right to eat

so
I don't understand what you're describing.
He's one of those people who hold a knife with the same hand they eat with.
He cuts everything up first and then eats it?
I actually do a piece at a time.

Process goes:
Left hand fork, right hand knife, cut a piece.
Switch hands and put piece of food into my mouth using the fork in my right hand.
Repeat.

9216
I only donate to the spermbank called "your mom"

But no. No I don't.

But I have no money

9217
The Flood / Re: I too, am playing the Oregon Trail
« on: January 29, 2015, 11:57:16 AM »

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The Flood / Re: I too, am playing the Oregon Trail
« on: January 29, 2015, 11:35:28 AM »
lmfao officer fgt get anally rekt stupid jew

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The Flood / Re: Fork in left or right hand
« on: January 29, 2015, 11:24:43 AM »
I use my left when cutting but switch to my right to eat

so

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The Flood / Re: Tasteless humour thread (TRIGGER WARNING)
« on: January 29, 2015, 11:20:26 AM »
YouTube
.

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The Flood / Re: The Sep7agon Census
« on: January 29, 2015, 11:18:30 AM »
I put Jew because I consider myself one with them

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The Flood / Re: Sep7agon Organ Trail Adventure.
« on: January 29, 2015, 11:04:33 AM »
Go fuck yourself Jim.
Spoiler
hahahahhhhhhhhhhhh

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The Flood / Re: Sep7agon Organ Trail Adventure.
« on: January 29, 2015, 11:00:48 AM »
HELL YES I'M IN

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The Flood / Re: God
« on: January 29, 2015, 11:00:07 AM »
I want Jesus to give me oral sex
fukin reported

9225
The Flood / Re: God
« on: January 29, 2015, 10:58:24 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Someone recommend me something to learn on the piano.
« on: January 29, 2015, 01:54:59 AM »
YouTube
.

This is the best thing posted so far. I'll give it a whirl.
If you wanna be really hip, learn to solo on it an improvise like he does.

It would be sweet. I feel like you would need the percussion and string in the background to get the full effect, though.

A lot of this kind of music is like that.
True, but still possible

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The Flood / Re: Someone recommend me something to learn on the piano.
« on: January 29, 2015, 01:48:16 AM »
YouTube
.

This is the best thing posted so far. I'll give it a whirl.
If you wanna be really hip, learn to solo on it an improvise like he does.

9228
The Flood / Re: Best QotsA album?
« on: January 29, 2015, 01:35:53 AM »
Between those two? It's Like clockwork.
Well they're the only viable options

9229
The Flood / Re: Best QotsA album?
« on: January 29, 2015, 01:32:40 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Someone recommend me something to learn on the piano.
« on: January 29, 2015, 01:32:23 AM »
YouTube
.

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The Flood / Best QotsA album?
« on: January 29, 2015, 01:31:29 AM »
What

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The Flood / Re: Have any of your friends ever died?
« on: January 29, 2015, 12:47:59 AM »
yeah arky died rip

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The Flood / Re: I Like Nirvana Unironically
« on: January 29, 2015, 12:44:18 AM »
>he thinks music taste isn't 100% subjective
It isn't tho
Actually, it is, but you can have shit taste in something.

Good art is objective tho

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The Flood / Re: I Like Nirvana Unironically
« on: January 28, 2015, 11:08:54 PM »
Nirvana is bad

Beatles are bad

Kurt also liked Sonic Youth who are bad

Everything is shit and I hate it all.

9235
Support the baby or put it up for adoption

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The Flood / Re: Emma Watson is overrated
« on: January 28, 2015, 10:07:32 PM »
She is an 8 body but a 5 face.

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The Flood / Re: Shit you say
« on: January 28, 2015, 10:01:24 PM »
Shit I say: "Intellectual"

Shit I say to friends: "Your mother's vagina smells like fish"

Shit I say to women: "Your waist is very supportive"

Shit I say to family: "SHUT THE FUCK UP, CUNT. YOU ALMOST KILLED ME AS A KID. YOU BURNT ME WITH CIGGERATES AND HIT MY WITH A SWITCH AFTER SCHOOL WHILE YOU WERE UNDER THE INFLUNCE OF EVERYTHING YOUR WHORE MIND CAN THINK OF"
That got dark really fast

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The Flood / Re: What's your career plan?
« on: January 28, 2015, 09:00:36 PM »
Musician

I'm aiming high, hoping to be a composer for film and video games, and of course I'd be happy to play in a band.

But I will keep a level head and I'd be happy to be a session musician or a teacher or arranger or whatever.

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The Flood / Re: Best Disney Channel original sitcom
« on: January 28, 2015, 07:28:53 PM »

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Can I buy something else instead?

No, can't sell it or rent it either
Whatever will get me the most pussy

Well, what do you like. Luxury or speed
I really do not give a single shit about cars but I give less of a shit about speed, so luxury I suppose.

I need luxury to go with my luxury designer clothing

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