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9091
« on: February 04, 2015, 01:09:27 AM »
putting my sincerest time and effort into someone who doesn't care
*hug*
9092
« on: February 03, 2015, 11:54:35 PM »
Jim: Incestuous milk bag titty milf lover.
Alright alright alright
9093
« on: February 03, 2015, 08:58:56 PM »
9094
« on: February 03, 2015, 08:28:36 PM »
>fapping to mom/son incest audio porn
Let us help you, Jim. You have a problem.
At least I don't fap to 14 year old girls
You say that like it's a bad thing.
It is a bad thing
9095
« on: February 03, 2015, 08:07:40 PM »
>fapping to mom/son incest audio porn
Let us help you, Jim. You have a problem.
At least I don't fap to 14 year old girls
lol neither do I
Alright pal
9096
« on: February 03, 2015, 08:04:55 PM »
He thinks vaccines cause AIDS and only black people get them true story
9097
« on: February 03, 2015, 08:00:06 PM »
no, because I have erectile dysfunction and I need to down a whole bottle of viagra in order to even get semi-hard
Sucks man
yeah, I've been thinking of biting my dick off
Try it what's the worst that could happen
9098
« on: February 03, 2015, 07:56:04 PM »
no, because I have erectile dysfunction and I need to down a whole bottle of viagra in order to even get semi-hard
Sucks man
9099
« on: February 03, 2015, 07:55:22 PM »
>fapping to mom/son incest audio porn
Let us help you, Jim. You have a problem.
At least I don't fap to 14 year old girls
9101
« on: February 03, 2015, 07:49:50 PM »
>fapping to mom/son incest audio porn
>mom is dirty talking telling you how dirty it is because your dad is home after being deployed in Afghanistan and he's sleeping upstairs
>what the fuck
>still fap to it but what the fuck
Have you ever had something in an otherwise hot porn kill your boner or almost kill your boner?
9102
« on: February 03, 2015, 07:38:47 PM »
and now for the biggest mystery in hip hop.. mr fantastik
MISTAH FANTASTIK LONG DOUGH LIKE ELASTIC GUARD MY LIFE WITH TWIN GLOCKS THATS MADE OUTTA PLASTIC
9103
« on: February 03, 2015, 07:19:23 PM »
9104
« on: February 03, 2015, 07:17:14 PM »
You're not funny and you have bad music taste but you're okay.
9105
« on: February 03, 2015, 06:38:52 PM »
9106
« on: February 03, 2015, 06:29:41 PM »
>mfw I agree with Max on something completely.
Seriously fuck people like this
where's the face? and who are you quoting?
hahaha i like memes too dude :^)
9107
« on: February 03, 2015, 06:27:18 PM »
9108
« on: February 03, 2015, 05:40:23 PM »
I screwed up with a girl royally a few years back.
that's it. I don't have many regrets.
9109
« on: February 03, 2015, 04:54:13 PM »
How hard was your dick when she beat you?
Please describe the process
9110
« on: February 03, 2015, 04:38:01 PM »
I don't think she's ugly but she's like a 6/10 face
9/10 bod doe
9111
« on: February 03, 2015, 04:21:30 PM »
>mfw I agree with Max on something completely.
Seriously fuck people like this
9112
« on: February 03, 2015, 04:18:06 PM »
I'm cool with Heaven
Heaven isn't real though. And if it was, it'd suck; all the cool and interesting people would be in Hell.
>You'll be in Hell
>Richard Dawkins will be in Hell
>Hitler will be in Hell
>Verbatim will be in Hell
Yeah sounds like a hoot.
Meanwhile,
>John Darnielle will be in Heaven
>John Coltrane will be in Heaven
>Buddha will be in Heaven
>Ghandi will be in Heaven
>Stravinsky will be in Heaven
>Goji will be in Heaven
Now that sounds p dope
>interesting people
It's not like Heaven and Hell actually exist though.
>any of those people >not just "loledgy" children >any of the people in Heaven NOT interesting af
9113
« on: February 03, 2015, 04:16:28 PM »
I'm cool with Heaven
If that's what heaven's like that'd be pretty dope
looks like a frickin video game doe
Press "F" to walk through the Gates.
>walk by heaven people >"hail!" >"What's the matter? Can't stand the sight of a strong Christian woman?" >"Well met!" >"Patrolling the edge of Hell almost makes you wish for a Biblical Winter"
9114
« on: February 03, 2015, 04:14:42 PM »
I'm cool with Heaven
Heaven isn't real though. And if it was, it'd suck; all the cool and interesting people would be in Hell.
>You'll be in Hell >Richard Dawkins will be in Hell >Hitler will be in Hell >Verbatim will be in Hell Yeah sounds like a hoot. Meanwhile, >John Darnielle will be in Heaven >John Coltrane will be in Heaven >Buddha will be in Heaven >Ghandi will be in Heaven >Stravinsky will be in Heaven >Goji will be in Heaven Now that sounds p dope
9115
« on: February 03, 2015, 04:11:47 PM »
I'm cool with Heaven
If that's what heaven's like that'd be pretty dope looks like a frickin video game doe
9116
« on: February 03, 2015, 04:10:25 PM »
Hey man, he's just trying to help you out. Dependas get lonely and need dick too while their set of tags is innadesert shooting brown people for fun.
what
GO FUCK A DEPENDA WHO'S HUSBAND IS DEPLOYED ALREADY YOU DENSE MOTHERFUCKER
why
to not be a virgin anymore, duh.
but they're not virgins anymore
thats why they got married
I think he's talking about you
9117
« on: February 03, 2015, 04:09:45 PM »
I had a snake
his name was King
he was a King Snake
He was dope af but he got out and zipped away
He might be still alive and fucking hot snake bitches
9118
« on: February 03, 2015, 04:08:54 PM »
I hope your mom beat you with a bible
9119
« on: February 03, 2015, 04:07:45 PM »
Did you bring milfs with you?
I did but they're all NSFW and cannot be posted thanks to Cheat the FaggotJew
Actally, Gatsboob, here are a few I can post. A couple are still somewhat NSFW so keep that in mind folks.
9120
« on: February 03, 2015, 04:02:42 PM »
Enjoy your vacation?
Hated every single second of it. Having Nexus proxy post my insulting and offensive replies was just not the same.
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