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9031
« on: February 04, 2015, 07:52:20 PM »
ask her to put some more clothes on because we're making bacon and i dont want her pretty skin to get burned
Considerate
9032
« on: February 04, 2015, 07:51:22 PM »
I'm making up for time lost in Anarchy
9033
« on: February 04, 2015, 07:50:45 PM »
 What do
9034
« on: February 04, 2015, 07:42:45 PM »
A mix of my own indecisiveness, circumstantial crap popping up at the worst time, and simply not having a ton of options. High standards.
What do you mean high standards?
>Christian
>Strong Morals
>I think you see where this is going
Why does she need to be Christian?
>being in a relationship with people you don't align with spiritually
That'll work out just fine
But you'll never really 100% align with anyone on that.
That's true but you can come close. IT's gunna be hard if you're Christian and your wife wants your kids to go to Temple or something.
9035
« on: February 04, 2015, 07:32:27 PM »
A mix of my own indecisiveness, circumstantial crap popping up at the worst time, and simply not having a ton of options. High standards.
What do you mean high standards?
>Christian
>Strong Morals
>I think you see where this is going
Why does she need to be Christian?
>being in a relationship with people you don't align with spiritually That'll work out just fine
9036
« on: February 04, 2015, 07:31:00 PM »
I would never fuck my mother.
I still wanna see pics of her tho cus she sounds super hot.
I have never ever even described her.
Her personality is what gets me hard
Abrasive and overbearing, overprotective, invasive at times, gets you off?
she just gets hotter and hotter
Are you willing to die over this?
Not really
9037
« on: February 04, 2015, 07:26:16 PM »
Umm, my mom calls me Henry, sooo..
Can she call me Henry while we bone?
9038
« on: February 04, 2015, 07:25:25 PM »
Your mom doesn't want to start anything serious
Yo my mom don't look like dat bruh
That's what you think ;]
no I mean she looks nothing like that
trust me I would know
No
You trust me
Secrets between the dimes ;]
No I mean like my mom would have to transform into a completely different person to look like that.
Oh we talking biologic?
Yeah dummy.
What did you mean?
Don't worry about it
If you don't tell me I will kill myself due to curiosity
9039
« on: February 04, 2015, 07:23:52 PM »
Probably kill myself because I'm only 13 and I would have a lot of time to actually get haunted by the memory.
Dude why don't you like /ss/
9040
« on: February 04, 2015, 07:23:13 PM »
I would never fuck my mother.
I still wanna see pics of her tho cus she sounds super hot.
I have never ever even described her.
Her personality is what gets me hard
Abrasive and overbearing, overprotective, invasive at times, gets you off?
she just gets hotter and hotter
9041
« on: February 04, 2015, 07:22:44 PM »
Everything you just described.
How about big sister instead?
Absolutely no.
Little brother?
Everything you just described.
How about big sister instead?
Absolutely no.
What about onee-chan?
How about me then?
I don't even know what you look like.
Imagine Bruce Willis plus Javier Bardem plus Idris Elba had a baby and multiply its beauty by three
9042
« on: February 04, 2015, 07:21:38 PM »
Your mom doesn't want to start anything serious
Yo my mom don't look like dat bruh
That's what you think ;]
no I mean she looks nothing like that
trust me I would know
No
You trust me
Secrets between the dimes ;]
No I mean like my mom would have to transform into a completely different person to look like that.
Oh we talking biologic?
Yeah dummy. What did you mean?
9043
« on: February 04, 2015, 07:19:07 PM »
Your mom doesn't want to start anything serious
Yo my mom don't look like dat bruh
That's what you think ;]
no I mean she looks nothing like that
trust me I would know
No
You trust me
Secrets between the dimes ;]
No I mean like my mom would have to transform into a completely different person to look like that.
9044
« on: February 04, 2015, 07:18:33 PM »
I would never fuck my mother.
I still wanna see pics of her tho cus she sounds super hot.
I have never ever even described her.
Her personality is what gets me hard
9045
« on: February 04, 2015, 07:17:43 PM »
No interest in the ones around me.
Yeah that's my reason too 
Fuck you. I have actually been with women.
Hahahaha yeah I have vivid dreams too man
9046
« on: February 04, 2015, 07:14:04 PM »
I would never fuck my mother.
I still wanna see pics of her tho cus she sounds super hot.
9047
« on: February 04, 2015, 07:13:33 PM »
Your mom doesn't want to start anything serious
Yo my mom don't look like dat bruh
That's what you think ;]
no I mean she looks nothing like that trust me I would know
9048
« on: February 04, 2015, 07:13:02 PM »
No interest in the ones around me.
Yeah that's my reason too
9049
« on: February 04, 2015, 07:03:30 PM »
Your mom doesn't want to start anything serious
Yo my mom don't look like dat bruh
9050
« on: February 04, 2015, 06:58:25 PM »
And she wanted to call you daddy.
Would that ruin the immersion?
9051
« on: February 04, 2015, 06:56:07 PM »
Light up a cig, call her a cunt, and leave the room.
9052
« on: February 04, 2015, 06:34:10 PM »
Because I've only loved two women in my life. One left me and the other turned out to be gay.
Lol at the last one
9053
« on: February 04, 2015, 06:31:09 PM »
>Bad time in my life for a relationship
>No one I'd care to date
>I don't actually want one at the moment
Yeah that's what I tell myself before I go to sleep too
9054
« on: February 04, 2015, 06:29:29 PM »
I'm content with one night stands at the moment.
All 0 of them?
9055
« on: February 04, 2015, 06:27:47 PM »
:/
9056
« on: February 04, 2015, 06:27:30 PM »
Because most people are boring
So are you though so you're a perfect match
9057
« on: February 04, 2015, 06:26:42 PM »
 "Anon, what are you staring at?" what do
9058
« on: February 04, 2015, 06:24:19 PM »
I do have one.
sure you do man
9059
« on: February 04, 2015, 06:23:20 PM »
Because 3DPD is shit.
yeah yeah shut the fuck up faggot
9060
« on: February 04, 2015, 06:21:42 PM »
Never really had any interest in getting one.
You're content just fapping to cowtits all day?
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