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8581
« on: February 14, 2015, 12:48:26 AM »
Holy shit this is like the fourth AMA you've made this week
Spoiler why r u such a gay cus i like dick
8582
« on: February 14, 2015, 12:48:05 AM »
Do niggers like you go to heaven?
Yes
8583
« on: February 14, 2015, 12:43:50 AM »
Did it hurt when you feel from heaven?
Cus Im pretty sure youre an angel.
I don't remember my pre-mortal life so I am not sure.
8584
« on: February 14, 2015, 12:42:36 AM »
ask me
A N Y T H I N G
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I
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G
8585
« on: February 14, 2015, 12:41:21 AM »
Did somebody call for MaMa?
8586
« on: February 14, 2015, 12:04:10 AM »
>thigh gap
>hot
lol no. I like thick, full thighs on a woman thx
8587
« on: February 14, 2015, 12:03:42 AM »
0.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999...
fixed
Why is this such a big deal again?
Idfk who gives a shit anyway really
8588
« on: February 13, 2015, 11:48:40 PM »
0.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999...
fixed
8589
« on: February 13, 2015, 11:37:10 PM »
50/50
You either bang one or you don't
I think I have a .999999... percent chance
8590
« on: February 13, 2015, 11:15:21 PM »
Listening to New Order, Bjork and Current 93 and trying to figure out how to get milf pussy.
I'll abduct one for you jim don't worry
peace kupo 
<3
8591
« on: February 13, 2015, 11:05:29 PM »
Basically
hot milf lesbian?
Yes
8592
« on: February 13, 2015, 11:02:07 PM »
Basically
8593
« on: February 13, 2015, 11:00:35 PM »
Google hangout with the girlfriend.
Whose?
8594
« on: February 13, 2015, 10:56:14 PM »
dude I used to know this perfect sensual asian milf
everytime I knocked on the door, she'd answer all disheveled and panting
I think she was giving her husband a blowjob all the time
juiciest tight butt this milf had
I wish I could set you two up ;_;
You can if you just believe
In return you will earn a blowjob performed by me.
yim pls no
okey ;_;
8595
« on: February 13, 2015, 10:53:07 PM »
California sucks major ball sack
Source: I live in California
That's because you suck.
Then I wanna suck
8596
« on: February 13, 2015, 10:52:42 PM »
Listening to New Order, Bjork and Current 93 and trying to figure out how to get milf pussy.
8597
« on: February 13, 2015, 10:51:00 PM »
California sucks major ball sack
Source: I live in California
8598
« on: February 13, 2015, 10:50:01 PM »
dude I used to know this perfect sensual asian milf
everytime I knocked on the door, she'd answer all disheveled and panting
I think she was giving her husband a blowjob all the time
juiciest tight butt this milf had
I wish I could set you two up ;_;
You can if you just believe In return you will earn a blowjob performed by me.
8599
« on: February 13, 2015, 08:09:42 PM »
Punch him in the fuking throat and laugh at him with all my friends while he cries on the floor
lol
8600
« on: February 13, 2015, 07:52:52 PM »
I keep telling you Jim
Craigslist
or the local bar when some shitty 80's cover band is playing.
I keep telling you, Das.
I want quality mommy milfs, not buttrock sluts with STD's and more fat than intelligence.
Welcome to the real world.
>he's never met a hot mommy milf before lol sux 4 u. Must be why you have shit taste and are a pedo
8601
« on: February 13, 2015, 07:46:26 PM »
I keep telling you Jim
Craigslist
or the local bar when some shitty 80's cover band is playing.
I keep telling you, Das. I want quality mommy milfs, not buttrock sluts with STD's and more fat than intelligence.
8602
« on: February 13, 2015, 07:43:18 PM »
>wanting to fuck a milf
>ever
>not wanting to touch delicious mom butt
8603
« on: February 13, 2015, 07:41:22 PM »
Go to the movie theaters and wait until 50 shades of gray lets out. Then spit some game to some milfs
This is a great idea
8604
« on: February 13, 2015, 07:28:01 PM »
I'd legit rail that ass
8605
« on: February 13, 2015, 07:27:29 PM »
Welcome to the Legendary club. Now bend over.
I'm getting fucked as well? Today truly is a magical day.
You get a complimentary fuck upon every rank
wtf i didn't get one
Really? Well that can be solved.
Icy's cute I'm down
8606
« on: February 13, 2015, 07:21:13 PM »
Welcome to the Legendary club. Now bend over.
I'm getting fucked as well? Today truly is a magical day.
You get a complimentary fuck upon every rank
wtf i didn't get one
8607
« on: February 13, 2015, 07:20:17 PM »
just go to your local organic food store and ask all the stay-at-home milfs for some fuck
but what if I get maced
that's a risk you must be willing to take
Eh I'd do it
8608
« on: February 13, 2015, 07:14:32 PM »
0.001%
so there's a chance?
8609
« on: February 13, 2015, 07:14:12 PM »
just go to your local organic food store and ask all the stay-at-home milfs for some fuck
but what if I get maced
8610
« on: February 13, 2015, 07:13:39 PM »
VIVA PARTY BUTTS
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