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8011
« on: March 10, 2015, 11:55:32 AM »
The premise of the show is haram enough for me to not want to watch it, this thread has reinforced my viewpoint.
It's so haram... but it feels so halal
8012
« on: March 10, 2015, 11:10:41 AM »
 >wake up >still not norman bates kill me
8013
« on: March 10, 2015, 11:00:58 AM »
8014
« on: March 10, 2015, 02:26:44 AM »
but sometimes covers can feel like a completely different song.
def true
8015
« on: March 10, 2015, 02:09:44 AM »
An ad for Bates Motel on tv introduced me to this masterpiece of a song. That is the only thing I know about that show.
That's a cover
8016
« on: March 10, 2015, 02:07:42 AM »
Look, she's not my mum
so she's going face down on that mat in that position
What if she was your mom?
Is she the woman from your avatar?
Nah OP is Sheena Shaw
My avatar is Vera Farmiga. She is my true mommyfu. Milena Velba just has titties.
Wait, which one is Milena Velba? You dropped three names there.
Milena Velba is a titcow I post much to the dismay of the users here.
OP pic is Sheena Shaw who is a pornstar but I just think is hot.
My avatar is Vera Farmiga who is an actress.
None of those is factually my mother, although all three have aged better and have less baggy eyes than some girls I know who are my age.
Yeah but if she WAS your mom tho what do
Sorry, man, incest is gross
dude you would not bang your actual mum
If my mom was Vera Farmiga I can assure you I would without flinching
In the maaaagical world of imaaaagination
Nigga... But yeah no I would Only if she let me tho, of course
8017
« on: March 10, 2015, 01:55:44 AM »
Look, she's not my mum
so she's going face down on that mat in that position
What if she was your mom?
Is she the woman from your avatar?
Nah OP is Sheena Shaw
My avatar is Vera Farmiga. She is my true mommyfu. Milena Velba just has titties.
Wait, which one is Milena Velba? You dropped three names there.
Milena Velba is a titcow I post much to the dismay of the users here.
OP pic is Sheena Shaw who is a pornstar but I just think is hot.
My avatar is Vera Farmiga who is an actress.
None of those is factually my mother, although all three have aged better and have less baggy eyes than some girls I know who are my age.
Yeah but if she WAS your mom tho what do
Sorry, man, incest is gross
dude you would not bang your actual mum
If my mom was Vera Farmiga I can assure you I would without flinching
8018
« on: March 10, 2015, 01:49:16 AM »
I have so many shows on my plate, I might have to put this season of Bates on hold. The others have been awesome thus far.
Looks like a decent show, just doesn't appeal to me really. Most TV shows don't, though.
8019
« on: March 10, 2015, 01:48:16 AM »
Look, she's not my mum
so she's going face down on that mat in that position
What if she was your mom?
Is she the woman from your avatar?
Nah OP is Sheena Shaw
My avatar is Vera Farmiga. She is my true mommyfu. Milena Velba just has titties.
Wait, which one is Milena Velba? You dropped three names there.
Milena Velba is a titcow I post much to the dismay of the users here.
OP pic is Sheena Shaw who is a pornstar but I just think is hot.
My avatar is Vera Farmiga who is an actress.
None of those is factually my mother, although all three have aged better and have less baggy eyes than some girls I know who are my age.
Yeah but if she WAS your mom tho what do
Sorry, man, incest is gross
8020
« on: March 10, 2015, 01:45:00 AM »
Look, she's not my mum
so she's going face down on that mat in that position
What if she was your mom?
Is she the woman from your avatar?
Nah OP is Sheena Shaw
My avatar is Vera Farmiga. She is my true mommyfu. Milena Velba just has titties.
Wait, which one is Milena Velba? You dropped three names there.
Milena Velba is a titcow I post much to the dismay of the users here.
OP pic is Sheena Shaw who is a pornstar but I just think is hot.
My avatar is Vera Farmiga who is an actress.
None of those is factually my mother, although all three have aged better and have less baggy eyes than some girls I know who are my age.
Yeah but if she WAS your mom tho what do
8021
« on: March 10, 2015, 01:39:47 AM »
tfw you'll never meet your dumb obsession
iktf
8022
« on: March 10, 2015, 01:38:00 AM »
>tfw you will never be Norman Bates 
8023
« on: March 10, 2015, 01:32:27 AM »
Look, she's not my mum
so she's going face down on that mat in that position
What if she was your mom?
Is she the woman from your avatar?
Nah OP is Sheena Shaw
My avatar is Vera Farmiga. She is my true mommyfu. Milena Velba just has titties.
Wait, which one is Milena Velba? You dropped three names there.
Milena Velba is a titcow I post much to the dismay of the users here. OP pic is Sheena Shaw who is a pornstar but I just think is hot. My avatar is Vera Farmiga who is an actress.
8024
« on: March 10, 2015, 01:28:51 AM »
tfw my mommyfu is in it but I can't force myself to watch it
;_;
8025
« on: March 10, 2015, 01:26:54 AM »
Look, she's not my mum
so she's going face down on that mat in that position
What if she was your mom?
Is she the woman from your avatar?
Nah OP is Sheena Shaw My avatar is Vera Farmiga. She is my true mommyfu. Milena Velba just has titties.
8026
« on: March 10, 2015, 01:15:51 AM »
Look, she's not my mum
so she's going face down on that mat in that position
What if she was your mom?
8027
« on: March 10, 2015, 01:12:37 AM »
Your gif annoys me so much I want to throw my monitor out my window
I don't know why, but when you replied I was getting ready to say I'm sorry
8028
« on: March 10, 2015, 01:08:53 AM »
OP is wondering why he has no friends IRL.
No I'm not cus I already know why
And why's that?
I don't have many places that give me social interaction. I stay home most of the time. I used to have social anxiety as well, but that's lessened over time.
8029
« on: March 10, 2015, 01:06:06 AM »
Your gif annoys me so much I want to throw my monitor out my window
8030
« on: March 10, 2015, 01:00:44 AM »
OP is wondering why he has no friends IRL.
No I'm not cus I already know why
8031
« on: March 10, 2015, 12:59:46 AM »
8032
« on: March 10, 2015, 12:57:37 AM »
8033
« on: March 10, 2015, 12:55:35 AM »
 >"why don't you come help your mommy with her yoga?" what do
8034
« on: March 09, 2015, 06:47:21 PM »
Harrison Ford
8035
« on: March 09, 2015, 06:37:28 PM »
Sigourney Weaver is 65.
I picked 68 cus Susan Sarandon is 68
If only everyone else in their 60's looked like that. She aged like fucking wine.
mmmmmmmmmmm
8036
« on: March 09, 2015, 06:36:39 PM »
Strong atmosphere like Dark Souls or Metroid Prime. I want to be able to remember the places I visit. I don't want shit to be generic.
An RPG would be ideal, probably, as I like RPGs. Maybe not hardcore D&D style, but if the could make it work I'd be down.
Combat should be either Dark Souls/DMC/Dragons Dogma-esque if following a fantasy setting, or something maybe like the Arkham Games but with a more rewarding combat system. I like combat that makes me feel like my hits matter (Dark Souls) or that let me do crazy shit for fun like DMC.
Multiplayer is unnecessary, but ideally would be like Dark Souls.
The "brink idea" where you have Mirrors Edge type movement but a focus on combat would be cool if executed right (unlike Brink).
Good soundtrack.
High Fantasy or Sci-fi/Cyberpunk/Horror backdrop.
8037
« on: March 09, 2015, 06:24:25 PM »
Sigourney Weaver is 65.
I picked 68 cus Susan Sarandon is 68
8038
« on: March 09, 2015, 06:23:37 PM »
Someone's been watching Womb.
No but shit sounds weird af
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Womb_%28film%29
This film literally encapsulates your fetish.
Rebecca and Tommy's parents are stricken with grief. Rebecca wants to use new scientific advancements to have Tommy cloned and thereby bring him back to life. She offers to be impregnated using Tommy's DNA. Though Tommy's mother objects, his father agrees to give Rebecca Tommy's cell material, but urges her to think through her decision carefully before proceeding. Rebecca, however, continues and gives birth to a new Tommy by Caesarean section.
Tommy is now raised as Rebecca’s son, and the two have a close relationship. Rebecca presents to him a pleo, an artificial living animal created using new biotechnology. Tommy and his playmates observe a neighbourhood girl and try to determine if she has a “copy smell” as the girl is a clone. The neighbourhood mothers display prejudice against “copies”, expecting Rebecca to not let Tommy associate with them. Rebecca, though horrified, agrees in order not to isolate her son. Eventually rumours about Tommy spread, and Tommy is forced to celebrate his birthday alone with his mother, his playmates all being barred from attending by their mothers.
Rebecca moves to a more remote location with Tommy. Tommy begins to ask questions about his father, wanting to know how his father died. He buries the pleo[1] his mother gave him for his birthday while out playing with his friend. His mother finds out and gives him back the pleo,[1] which is now no longer working.
Years later, Tommy has grown as old as he was when he died in his first life. He is now the adult son of still-youthful Rebecca. When Tommy brings a girlfriend, Monica, home to stay with them Rebecca behaves jealously, to both Tommy's and Monica's bewilderment. Tommy struggles with what appears to be sexual tension between himself and his mother. The original Tommy's mother, now an old woman, arrives unexpectedly and stares silently at Tommy, who feels he recognizes the stranger. Frightened and frustrated by Rebecca's lack of explanation, Tommy lashes out at Rebecca, ignoring Monica, who quickly departs.
An angry Tommy demands answers from his mother, Rebecca, who gives him original Tommy's old laptop with pictures of himself and his mother and father. Tommy initiates sex with Rebecca, and from the blood on her hand, it is implied he took her virginity in the process. The next day Tommy packs his things, then thanks Rebecca for the life he's had and then leaves. Rebecca is pregnant with Tommy's child.
" Tommy initiates sex with Rebecca, and from the blood on her hand, it is implied he took her virginity in the process. The next day Tommy packs his things, then thanks Rebecca for the life he's had and then leaves. Rebecca is pregnant with Tommy's child." nigga wut this isn't my idea of hot
8039
« on: March 09, 2015, 06:17:46 PM »
Someone's been watching Womb.
No but shit sounds weird af
8040
« on: March 09, 2015, 06:13:54 PM »
you are literally just /tv/ personified.
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