what

u stole my joke buttfaec

safety not guaranteed and parks and rec were both pretty good

excellent taste compadre

Yes.

I have never once heard her mentioned as a waifu

what am I reading

Quote from: Jim on March 26, 2015, 01:22:24 PM

Quote from: gats on March 26, 2015, 01:21:48 PM

If I was that demon I would pump her so bad

the demon was kind of a witch tho so that'd be gay

being gay doesn't count if it's women. Lesbianism isn't gay, it's only gay if it's between guys. You know because it's not very masculine to take it in the bum

bruh don't be gay

None of them except RVB's early days

like OP

 

the Conjuring was really good

Guys I'm sorry but it really is piss easy to be a mod.

I hope it hits your house and takes you away to some place full of midgets and a witch manipulates you into killing her sister who didn't do anything wrong.

I will fork you up

>be me
>be 18
>come home and don't see anyone around so I go to my room
>put on some milf porn and whip it out
>going to down beating my meat
>start fantasizing the girl is my mom
>shout "ah, fuck mom" as I cum
>realize mom is standing in the doorway
>her jaw drops and I scramble to put my clothes on
>she stops me and put her hands on my thigh
>tells me how long she's wanted to do this
>kisses me while she starts stroking my cock
>she lets me suck her tits and tells me what a good boy I am
>she starts riding me screaming "oh fuck me, honey"
>I cum instantly
>she gets off of me and I notice I'm wet and slippery
>look up at mom confused
>she gives me a look
>ask her what she wants
>she looks down at me with her giant reptilian eyes and says
>“I need about treefiddy.”
>It was about that time that I noticed my cockhungry mother was about 500 feet tall and from the paleolithic era

Jim mayne I don't get you, I mean you can post super hot women but as soon as you say something along the lines of her being my mother i lose all attraction

lmao