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The Flood / Re: What was the first thing you ever fapped to
« on: April 01, 2015, 01:48:06 PM »
Some Audrey Bitoni porn
Glad you got better taste

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The Flood / Re: What was the first thing you ever fapped to
« on: April 01, 2015, 01:42:43 PM »
I perfectly understood that story.
Holy fuck, you guys are retarded.
I did too but it's still da fuk

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The Flood / Re: What was the first thing you ever fapped to
« on: April 01, 2015, 01:40:29 PM »
I don't remember, I was 8 or younger.
Damn man I was like 11
Yeah, well, that's how it goes when you have a brother some years older than you and that doesn't know what self-control and cause and effect means... He once fed me a grape when I was a baby and became so happy that he made me stop crying (I stopped making any noises) that he told my parents about it.
da fuk

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The Flood / Re: What was the first thing you ever fapped to
« on: April 01, 2015, 01:37:42 PM »
Man, I can't fucking remember ten years ago...
Fapping to loli has destroyed your memory.

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The Flood / Re: What was the first thing you ever fapped to
« on: April 01, 2015, 01:36:28 PM »
I don't remember, I was 8 or younger.
Damn man I was like 11

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The Flood / What was the first thing you ever fapped to
« on: April 01, 2015, 01:35:19 PM »
For me it was this bodypaint video from Sports Illustrated and I came a little bit and freaked out and thought I broke my penis.

Hbu

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The Flood / Re: Lemön is not a cock loving faggot
« on: April 01, 2015, 01:33:35 PM »
one like = one respect point

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The Flood / Re: Zesty is the shittiest poster on this forum
« on: April 01, 2015, 01:33:17 PM »
I have been fool'd
here is the deed stating so.
Why is it written in cum

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The Flood / Re: Orange Tic Tacs or The others?
« on: April 01, 2015, 01:31:58 PM »
Also I'm really horny

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The Flood / Re: Orange Tic Tacs or The others?
« on: April 01, 2015, 01:31:29 PM »
yeah i like the red spicy cinnamon ones
This
Jim stop riding my dick so hard or i'll blow early!
I can't help it you're so cute

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The Flood / Zesty is the shittiest poster on this forum
« on: April 01, 2015, 01:30:26 PM »
LOL APRIL FOOLS COCKSUCKERS

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The Flood / Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game!
« on: April 01, 2015, 01:29:07 PM »


I wish I had a chainsaw instead of my left hand

You cant because you're not Ash.

>you will never be Ash

;_;

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The Flood / Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game!
« on: April 01, 2015, 01:25:41 PM »
I wish I wish I was a fish.
You can't post on cool internet forums anymore cus you're a stupid fish

I wish I had a chainsaw instead of my left hand

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are you saying you don't like me?
as an acquaintance

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FUCKING KILL YOURSELF
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mm das mommy wants you to cuddle in bed with her

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I forgot it was April fools and thought you were serious for a second
I'd sooner kill myself than stop fapping to milfs

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The Flood / Re: Orange Tic Tacs or The others?
« on: April 01, 2015, 01:12:57 PM »
yeah i like the red spicy cinnamon ones
This

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༼ᕕ◉ل͜ ͡◉༽ᕗ ~OH YA GOT ME GOOD JIMBO, BOY HOW I WAS FOOLED!! ༼ᕕ◉ل͜ ͡◉༽ᕗ
lololol xD like comment and subscribe for more pranks

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you Are my favorite PosteR, jIm

i Love you, Fam

i am nOt kidding

seriOusLy

eat Shit
c u n t

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The Flood / I admit, cute boys are hotter than ugly used up old women
« on: April 01, 2015, 01:04:39 PM »
http://a.pomf.se/jrfmkw.webm

I found this and I thought Zen and Das would appreciate it.

Spoiler
LOL APRIL FOOLS YOU RETARDED FAGGOT MONGOLOIDS EAT DICK

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The Flood / Re: CAPTAIN K IF THAT'S REALLY YOU
« on: April 01, 2015, 01:01:24 PM »
You have to be retarded to believe it's actually him
I WANT to believe you fat fuck. Let me live in my delusion just for a day, jesus christ.

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The Flood / Re: CAPTAIN K IF THAT'S REALLY YOU
« on: April 01, 2015, 12:53:12 PM »
>believing anything on April Fool's Day
I want to believe

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The Flood / CAPTAIN K IF THAT'S REALLY YOU
« on: April 01, 2015, 12:50:37 PM »
I will ramp up my dickriding to 10

Based K Mart thread

Discuss how K Mart has enriched your worthless life.

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The Flood / Re: Someone tell me the fucking truth.
« on: April 01, 2015, 12:49:09 PM »
HOLY SHIT PLEASE BE THE REAL CAPTAIN K I WILL CREAM MY PANTS

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News / Re: The End of Anarchy (or is it?)
« on: April 01, 2015, 12:47:04 PM »
ME and adub are going to make Eros 2 and none of you are invited

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The Flood / Re: >walk into kitchen
« on: March 31, 2015, 11:33:29 PM »
I would say "You better put your apron back on and get your ass back on that stove. Because I'm not eating that pile of shit in a bowl you're calling dinner."
You are the worst

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The Flood / Re: >walk into kitchen
« on: March 31, 2015, 11:32:14 PM »
Make her get down on her knees straight away and nut on her face.
This is mildly acceptable but mommies deserve gentle loving and affection
No
It's the law

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The Flood / Re: >walk into kitchen
« on: March 31, 2015, 11:30:23 PM »
"Mom, you look like a strung out old whore.
do not talk shit about my chef-fu

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The Flood / Re: For you Star Wars Figure collectors
« on: March 31, 2015, 11:28:48 PM »
Am I the only one that likes them?

So I'm assuming that Casper is so skinny that he doesn't count a person?

Verb is so edgy that he's technically inhuman at this point.

And Tblocks is a Canuck which means he's not an american, which therefore means he doesn't count as a person right?

Am I reading you right slash?

Cause unless those three people aren't people.

Lrn2maths
B T F O
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The Flood / Re: >walk into kitchen
« on: March 31, 2015, 11:27:44 PM »
Make her get down on her knees straight away and nut on her face.
This is mildly acceptable but mommies deserve gentle loving and affection

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