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The Flood / Re: So how is everybody?
« on: April 01, 2015, 03:52:24 PM »
Who was this captain guy and why does everyone drool over him?

He was a mod on Bnet. People drool because nostalgia.
He was the best mod to exist on Bnet, that's why.

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The Flood / Re: What was the first thing you ever fapped to
« on: April 01, 2015, 03:41:32 PM »
I don't remember.
Jeeze you fags. I can track down the exact video I fapped to

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The Flood / Re: Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me
« on: April 01, 2015, 03:39:56 PM »
BLACK HOLE SUN

WONTCHA CUM

WASH AWAY THE RAAAAAIN

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The Flood / Re: What was the first thing you ever fapped to
« on: April 01, 2015, 03:09:55 PM »
Some jersey chick stripping
I remember just going on google videos and typing in "striptease"

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The Flood / Re: What was the first thing you ever fapped to
« on: April 01, 2015, 03:07:00 PM »
of course today's hottest thread had to be about jerking off.

OT: I just touched myself.
What did you fap to

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tease and then attack
>Tease
You open your scale-mail armor, revealing your triumvirate of fat, canine cocks and twat.
The goblin flushes hotly with desire, her eyes filled with longing. ( 16.8 )
Flaunting your body in such a way gets you a little hot and bothered.

The goblin grabs her heel and lifts it to her head in an amazing display of flexibility. She caresses her snatch and gives you a come hither look. The display distracts you long enough to prevent you from taking advantage of her awkward pose, leaving you more than a little flushed.

>Attack
You hit the goblin! (114) *CRIT

The goblin falls down, smashing her tits flat on the ground and crying softly from the pain. She looks up at you and sniffles.

What do you do to her, and if anything, which of your body parts do you use?

>DickFuck
>Dicktoobig
>Pussies
>Jog Fuck

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The Flood / Re: Are there any other short people here?
« on: April 01, 2015, 03:00:30 PM »
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Solve this Mystery!
« on: April 01, 2015, 02:52:04 PM »
Are you trying to say you're the Captain K Mart ruser?

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The Flood / Re: What was the first thing you ever fapped to
« on: April 01, 2015, 02:50:50 PM »
It took me the longest time to even think about fapping to guy on girl porn because dicks turned me off

Now I don't even watch porn and I just fap to softcore pics of milfs 99% of the time

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She says, “Time to get fucked, slut.”

You are fighting the goblin: (Level: 1)
The goblin before you is a typical example of her species, with dark green skin, pointed ears, and purple hair that would look more at home on a punk-rocker. She’s only about three feet tall, but makes up for it with her curvy body, sporting hips and breasts that would entice any of the men in your village were she full-size. There isn’t a single scrap of clothing on her, just lewd leather straps and a few clinking pouches. She does sport quite a lot of piercings – the most noticeable being large studs hanging from her purple nipples. Her eyes are fiery red, and practically glow with lust. This one isn’t going to be satisfied until she has her way with you. It shouldn’t be too hard to subdue such a little creature, right?
You see she is in perfect health. (100% HP)

>Attack
>Tease
>Spells
>Items
>Run
>P. Specials
>M. Specials
>Wait
>Fantasize

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The Flood / Re: What was the first thing you ever fapped to
« on: April 01, 2015, 02:34:53 PM »
How fat are we talkin here, Mordo
Depends. I wouldn't actually classify myself as a chubby chaser per se, I just find nearly every body type extremely attractive, sans the morbidly obese and the anorexic. I would consider myself a sort of bisexual for body types really.
Pics of how fat you'd go

this is probs my limit
Holy fuk nigga ew
ive fucked a body type similar to that and its fucking gr8

tfw that ass

tfw when that jiggle whilst your pounding it

tfw all that more loving to give
I am all for fat butts bruh but anything fatter than this
Spoiler
is just making love to the Stay Puft Marshmellow Man
MAL MALLOY MA NIGGA

You heard of London Andrews?
Yeah, but I don't really like her face.

Mal makes me hard af doe
shame she doesn't have a lot of content tho
It's enough for me
does mal molly have porn?
She doesn't need it
really? are her single vids that good?

i dunno, i'd enjoy watching some guy make her ass clap
Her pics alone make me rock hard

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The Flood / Re: What was the first thing you ever fapped to
« on: April 01, 2015, 02:30:21 PM »
How fat are we talkin here, Mordo
Depends. I wouldn't actually classify myself as a chubby chaser per se, I just find nearly every body type extremely attractive, sans the morbidly obese and the anorexic. I would consider myself a sort of bisexual for body types really.
Pics of how fat you'd go

this is probs my limit
Holy fuk nigga ew
ive fucked a body type similar to that and its fucking gr8

tfw that ass

tfw when that jiggle whilst your pounding it

tfw all that more loving to give
I am all for fat butts bruh but anything fatter than this
Spoiler
is just making love to the Stay Puft Marshmellow Man
MAL MALLOY MA NIGGA

You heard of London Andrews?
Yeah, but I don't really like her face.

Mal makes me hard af doe
shame she doesn't have a lot of content tho
It's enough for me
does mal molly have porn?
She doesn't need it

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I wish moms would die off so Jim would have to find something good to fap to for once
You like literal anorexic women

No I like normal women, faggot
The only hot chick you like is Kasia

Wtf

Did you even pay attention to my porn spams in tinychat and skype

I like a lot of other chicks
The only hot chick you like is Kasia

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I wish moms would die off so Jim would have to find something good to fap to for once
You like literal anorexic women

No I like normal women, faggot
The only hot chick you like is Kasia

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I wish moms would die off so Jim would have to find something good to fap to for once
You like literal anorexic women

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I forgot it was April fools and thought you were serious for a second
I'd sooner kill myself than stop fapping to milfs
have you seen the porno of jodi west where she gets stuck in the sink and her son basically rapes her?
No that's vulgar and disgusting

Spoiler
yes but my favorites are her JOIs and the one where they are on vacation and sleep in the same bed
FUCK YES

the one where she's wearing the thin red dress and he starts out by just feeling her up?
I do not remember at all what she was wearing pre-nudity

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The Flood / Re: What was the first thing you ever fapped to
« on: April 01, 2015, 02:17:12 PM »
How fat are we talkin here, Mordo
Depends. I wouldn't actually classify myself as a chubby chaser per se, I just find nearly every body type extremely attractive, sans the morbidly obese and the anorexic. I would consider myself a sort of bisexual for body types really.
Pics of how fat you'd go

this is probs my limit
Holy fuk nigga ew
ive fucked a body type similar to that and its fucking gr8

tfw that ass

tfw when that jiggle whilst your pounding it

tfw all that more loving to give
I am all for fat butts bruh but anything fatter than this
Spoiler
is just making love to the Stay Puft Marshmellow Man
MAL MALLOY MA NIGGA

You heard of London Andrews?
Yeah, but I don't really like her face.

Mal makes me hard af doe
shame she doesn't have a lot of content tho
It's enough for me

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I forgot it was April fools and thought you were serious for a second
I'd sooner kill myself than stop fapping to milfs
have you seen the porno of jodi west where she gets stuck in the sink and her son basically rapes her?
No that's vulgar and disgusting

Spoiler
yes but my favorites are her JOIs and the one where they are on vacation and sleep in the same bed

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The Flood / Re: What was the first thing you ever fapped to
« on: April 01, 2015, 02:15:16 PM »
How fat are we talkin here, Mordo
Depends. I wouldn't actually classify myself as a chubby chaser per se, I just find nearly every body type extremely attractive, sans the morbidly obese and the anorexic. I would consider myself a sort of bisexual for body types really.
Pics of how fat you'd go

this is probs my limit
Holy fuk nigga ew
ive fucked a body type similar to that and its fucking gr8

tfw that ass

tfw when that jiggle whilst your pounding it

tfw all that more loving to give
I am all for fat butts bruh but anything fatter than this
Spoiler
is just making love to the Stay Puft Marshmellow Man
name? now
Mal Malloy
i actually love you
s'gay bruh

<3

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Depends how hot the gay dude is

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The Flood / Re: What was the first thing you ever fapped to
« on: April 01, 2015, 02:13:04 PM »
How fat are we talkin here, Mordo
Depends. I wouldn't actually classify myself as a chubby chaser per se, I just find nearly every body type extremely attractive, sans the morbidly obese and the anorexic. I would consider myself a sort of bisexual for body types really.
Pics of how fat you'd go

this is probs my limit
Holy fuk nigga ew
ive fucked a body type similar to that and its fucking gr8

tfw that ass

tfw when that jiggle whilst your pounding it

tfw all that more loving to give
I am all for fat butts bruh but anything fatter than this
Spoiler
is just making love to the Stay Puft Marshmellow Man
name? now
Mal Malloy

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The Flood / Re: What was the first thing you ever fapped to
« on: April 01, 2015, 02:12:23 PM »
How fat are we talkin here, Mordo
Depends. I wouldn't actually classify myself as a chubby chaser per se, I just find nearly every body type extremely attractive, sans the morbidly obese and the anorexic. I would consider myself a sort of bisexual for body types really.
Pics of how fat you'd go

this is probs my limit
Holy fuk nigga ew
ive fucked a body type similar to that and its fucking gr8

tfw that ass

tfw when that jiggle whilst your pounding it

tfw all that more loving to give
I am all for fat butts bruh but anything fatter than this
Spoiler
is just making love to the Stay Puft Marshmellow Man
MAL MALLOY MA NIGGA

You heard of London Andrews?
Yeah, but I don't really like her face.

Mal makes me hard af doe

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The Flood / Re: What was the first thing you ever fapped to
« on: April 01, 2015, 02:08:13 PM »
How fat are we talkin here, Mordo
Depends. I wouldn't actually classify myself as a chubby chaser per se, I just find nearly every body type extremely attractive, sans the morbidly obese and the anorexic. I would consider myself a sort of bisexual for body types really.
Pics of how fat you'd go

this is probs my limit
Holy fuk nigga ew
ive fucked a body type similar to that and its fucking gr8

tfw that ass

tfw when that jiggle whilst your pounding it

tfw all that more loving to give
I am all for fat butts bruh but anything fatter than this
Spoiler
is just making love to the Stay Puft Marshmellow Man

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The Flood / Re: What was the first thing you ever fapped to
« on: April 01, 2015, 02:04:24 PM »
How fat are we talkin here, Mordo
Depends. I wouldn't actually classify myself as a chubby chaser per se, I just find nearly every body type extremely attractive, sans the morbidly obese and the anorexic. I would consider myself a sort of bisexual for body types really.
Pics of how fat you'd go

this is probs my limit
Holy fuk nigga ew

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The Flood / Re: What was the first thing you ever fapped to
« on: April 01, 2015, 02:01:31 PM »
How fat are we talkin here, Mordo
Depends. I wouldn't actually classify myself as a chubby chaser per se, I just find nearly every body type extremely attractive, sans the morbidly obese and the anorexic. I would consider myself a sort of bisexual for body types really.
Pics of how fat you'd go

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The Flood / Re: What was the first thing you ever fapped to
« on: April 01, 2015, 02:01:10 PM »
How fat are we talkin here, Mordo
Kinder tier
I need to see pics to make a judgment

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The Flood / Re: What was the first thing you ever fapped to
« on: April 01, 2015, 01:58:55 PM »
How fat are we talkin here, Mordo

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The Flood / Re: What was the first thing you ever fapped to
« on: April 01, 2015, 01:58:25 PM »
I had a smoking hot Irish drama teacher during my first year of high school and she would always like to wear sandals to class. One time she took them off and scrunched her feet in front of a group session. Fuck man, I fapped to that mental image for at least a solid year.
lol you have a foot fetish
tfw not even a foot freak i just like giving foot massages to hot grils
>likes fat chicks
 >likes feet

You literally have taste as bad as Jim



>this is a 10/10 in bongland

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The Flood / Re: What was the first thing you ever fapped to
« on: April 01, 2015, 01:55:39 PM »


I wonder what they taste like

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The Flood / Re: What was the first thing you ever fapped to
« on: April 01, 2015, 01:48:41 PM »
I had a smoking hot Irish drama teacher during my first year of high school and she would always like to wear sandals to class. One time she took them off and scrunched her feet in front of a group session. Fuck man, I fapped to that mental image for at least a solid year.
Jesus Christ you are /tv/

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