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7471
« on: April 01, 2015, 03:52:24 PM »
Who was this captain guy and why does everyone drool over him?
He was a mod on Bnet. People drool because nostalgia.
He was the best mod to exist on Bnet, that's why.
7472
« on: April 01, 2015, 03:41:32 PM »
I don't remember.
Jeeze you fags. I can track down the exact video I fapped to
7473
« on: April 01, 2015, 03:39:56 PM »
BLACK HOLE SUN
WONTCHA CUM
WASH AWAY THE RAAAAAIN
7474
« on: April 01, 2015, 03:09:55 PM »
Some jersey chick stripping
I remember just going on google videos and typing in "striptease"
7475
« on: April 01, 2015, 03:07:00 PM »
of course today's hottest thread had to be about jerking off.
OT: I just touched myself.
What did you fap to
7476
« on: April 01, 2015, 03:05:23 PM »
tease and then attack
>Tease You open your scale-mail armor, revealing your triumvirate of fat, canine cocks and twat. The goblin flushes hotly with desire, her eyes filled with longing. ( 16.8 ) Flaunting your body in such a way gets you a little hot and bothered. The goblin grabs her heel and lifts it to her head in an amazing display of flexibility. She caresses her snatch and gives you a come hither look. The display distracts you long enough to prevent you from taking advantage of her awkward pose, leaving you more than a little flushed. >Attack You hit the goblin! (114) *CRIT The goblin falls down, smashing her tits flat on the ground and crying softly from the pain. She looks up at you and sniffles. What do you do to her, and if anything, which of your body parts do you use? >DickFuck >Dicktoobig >Pussies >Jog Fuck
7477
« on: April 01, 2015, 03:00:30 PM »
7478
« on: April 01, 2015, 02:52:04 PM »
Are you trying to say you're the Captain K Mart ruser?
7479
« on: April 01, 2015, 02:50:50 PM »
It took me the longest time to even think about fapping to guy on girl porn because dicks turned me off
Now I don't even watch porn and I just fap to softcore pics of milfs 99% of the time
7480
« on: April 01, 2015, 02:45:55 PM »
She says, “Time to get fucked, slut.”
You are fighting the goblin: (Level: 1) The goblin before you is a typical example of her species, with dark green skin, pointed ears, and purple hair that would look more at home on a punk-rocker. She’s only about three feet tall, but makes up for it with her curvy body, sporting hips and breasts that would entice any of the men in your village were she full-size. There isn’t a single scrap of clothing on her, just lewd leather straps and a few clinking pouches. She does sport quite a lot of piercings – the most noticeable being large studs hanging from her purple nipples. Her eyes are fiery red, and practically glow with lust. This one isn’t going to be satisfied until she has her way with you. It shouldn’t be too hard to subdue such a little creature, right? You see she is in perfect health. (100% HP)
>Attack >Tease >Spells >Items >Run >P. Specials >M. Specials >Wait >Fantasize
7481
« on: April 01, 2015, 02:34:53 PM »
How fat are we talkin here, Mordo
Depends. I wouldn't actually classify myself as a chubby chaser per se, I just find nearly every body type extremely attractive, sans the morbidly obese and the anorexic. I would consider myself a sort of bisexual for body types really.
Pics of how fat you'd go
this is probs my limit
Holy fuk nigga ew
ive fucked a body type similar to that and its fucking gr8
tfw that ass
tfw when that jiggle whilst your pounding it
tfw all that more loving to give
I am all for fat butts bruh but anything fatter than this is just making love to the Stay Puft Marshmellow Man
MAL MALLOY MA NIGGA
You heard of London Andrews?
Yeah, but I don't really like her face.
Mal makes me hard af doe
shame she doesn't have a lot of content tho
It's enough for me
does mal molly have porn?
She doesn't need it
really? are her single vids that good?
i dunno, i'd enjoy watching some guy make her ass clap
Her pics alone make me rock hard
7482
« on: April 01, 2015, 02:30:21 PM »
How fat are we talkin here, Mordo
Depends. I wouldn't actually classify myself as a chubby chaser per se, I just find nearly every body type extremely attractive, sans the morbidly obese and the anorexic. I would consider myself a sort of bisexual for body types really.
Pics of how fat you'd go
this is probs my limit
Holy fuk nigga ew
ive fucked a body type similar to that and its fucking gr8
tfw that ass
tfw when that jiggle whilst your pounding it
tfw all that more loving to give
I am all for fat butts bruh but anything fatter than this is just making love to the Stay Puft Marshmellow Man
MAL MALLOY MA NIGGA
You heard of London Andrews?
Yeah, but I don't really like her face.
Mal makes me hard af doe
shame she doesn't have a lot of content tho
It's enough for me
does mal molly have porn?
She doesn't need it
7483
« on: April 01, 2015, 02:27:10 PM »
I wish moms would die off so Jim would have to find something good to fap to for once
You like literal anorexic women
No I like normal women, faggot
The only hot chick you like is Kasia
Wtf
Did you even pay attention to my porn spams in tinychat and skype
I like a lot of other chicks
The only hot chick you like is Kasia
7484
« on: April 01, 2015, 02:24:18 PM »
I wish moms would die off so Jim would have to find something good to fap to for once
You like literal anorexic women
No I like normal women, faggot
The only hot chick you like is Kasia
7485
« on: April 01, 2015, 02:22:07 PM »
I wish moms would die off so Jim would have to find something good to fap to for once
You like literal anorexic women
7486
« on: April 01, 2015, 02:18:48 PM »
I forgot it was April fools and thought you were serious for a second
I'd sooner kill myself than stop fapping to milfs
have you seen the porno of jodi west where she gets stuck in the sink and her son basically rapes her?
No that's vulgar and disgusting
Spoiler yes but my favorites are her JOIs and the one where they are on vacation and sleep in the same bed FUCK YES
the one where she's wearing the thin red dress and he starts out by just feeling her up?
I do not remember at all what she was wearing pre-nudity
7487
« on: April 01, 2015, 02:17:12 PM »
How fat are we talkin here, Mordo
Depends. I wouldn't actually classify myself as a chubby chaser per se, I just find nearly every body type extremely attractive, sans the morbidly obese and the anorexic. I would consider myself a sort of bisexual for body types really.
Pics of how fat you'd go
this is probs my limit
Holy fuk nigga ew
ive fucked a body type similar to that and its fucking gr8
tfw that ass
tfw when that jiggle whilst your pounding it
tfw all that more loving to give
I am all for fat butts bruh but anything fatter than this is just making love to the Stay Puft Marshmellow Man
MAL MALLOY MA NIGGA
You heard of London Andrews?
Yeah, but I don't really like her face.
Mal makes me hard af doe
shame she doesn't have a lot of content tho
It's enough for me
7488
« on: April 01, 2015, 02:16:43 PM »
I forgot it was April fools and thought you were serious for a second
I'd sooner kill myself than stop fapping to milfs
have you seen the porno of jodi west where she gets stuck in the sink and her son basically rapes her?
No that's vulgar and disgusting Spoiler yes but my favorites are her JOIs and the one where they are on vacation and sleep in the same bed
7489
« on: April 01, 2015, 02:15:16 PM »
How fat are we talkin here, Mordo
Depends. I wouldn't actually classify myself as a chubby chaser per se, I just find nearly every body type extremely attractive, sans the morbidly obese and the anorexic. I would consider myself a sort of bisexual for body types really.
Pics of how fat you'd go
this is probs my limit
Holy fuk nigga ew
ive fucked a body type similar to that and its fucking gr8
tfw that ass
tfw when that jiggle whilst your pounding it
tfw all that more loving to give
I am all for fat butts bruh but anything fatter than this is just making love to the Stay Puft Marshmellow Man
name? now
Mal Malloy
i actually love you
s'gay bruh <3
7490
« on: April 01, 2015, 02:14:50 PM »
Depends how hot the gay dude is
7491
« on: April 01, 2015, 02:13:04 PM »
How fat are we talkin here, Mordo
Depends. I wouldn't actually classify myself as a chubby chaser per se, I just find nearly every body type extremely attractive, sans the morbidly obese and the anorexic. I would consider myself a sort of bisexual for body types really.
Pics of how fat you'd go
this is probs my limit
Holy fuk nigga ew
ive fucked a body type similar to that and its fucking gr8
tfw that ass
tfw when that jiggle whilst your pounding it
tfw all that more loving to give
I am all for fat butts bruh but anything fatter than this is just making love to the Stay Puft Marshmellow Man
name? now
Mal Malloy
7492
« on: April 01, 2015, 02:12:23 PM »
How fat are we talkin here, Mordo
Depends. I wouldn't actually classify myself as a chubby chaser per se, I just find nearly every body type extremely attractive, sans the morbidly obese and the anorexic. I would consider myself a sort of bisexual for body types really.
Pics of how fat you'd go
this is probs my limit
Holy fuk nigga ew
ive fucked a body type similar to that and its fucking gr8
tfw that ass
tfw when that jiggle whilst your pounding it
tfw all that more loving to give
I am all for fat butts bruh but anything fatter than this is just making love to the Stay Puft Marshmellow Man
MAL MALLOY MA NIGGA
You heard of London Andrews?
Yeah, but I don't really like her face. Mal makes me hard af doe
7493
« on: April 01, 2015, 02:08:13 PM »
How fat are we talkin here, Mordo
Depends. I wouldn't actually classify myself as a chubby chaser per se, I just find nearly every body type extremely attractive, sans the morbidly obese and the anorexic. I would consider myself a sort of bisexual for body types really.
Pics of how fat you'd go
this is probs my limit
Holy fuk nigga ew
ive fucked a body type similar to that and its fucking gr8
tfw that ass
tfw when that jiggle whilst your pounding it
tfw all that more loving to give
I am all for fat butts bruh but anything fatter than this is just making love to the Stay Puft Marshmellow Man
7494
« on: April 01, 2015, 02:04:24 PM »
How fat are we talkin here, Mordo
Depends. I wouldn't actually classify myself as a chubby chaser per se, I just find nearly every body type extremely attractive, sans the morbidly obese and the anorexic. I would consider myself a sort of bisexual for body types really.
Pics of how fat you'd go
this is probs my limit
Holy fuk nigga ew
7495
« on: April 01, 2015, 02:01:31 PM »
How fat are we talkin here, Mordo
Depends. I wouldn't actually classify myself as a chubby chaser per se, I just find nearly every body type extremely attractive, sans the morbidly obese and the anorexic. I would consider myself a sort of bisexual for body types really.
Pics of how fat you'd go
7496
« on: April 01, 2015, 02:01:10 PM »
How fat are we talkin here, Mordo
Kinder tier
I need to see pics to make a judgment
7497
« on: April 01, 2015, 01:58:55 PM »
How fat are we talkin here, Mordo
7498
« on: April 01, 2015, 01:58:25 PM »
I had a smoking hot Irish drama teacher during my first year of high school and she would always like to wear sandals to class. One time she took them off and scrunched her feet in front of a group session. Fuck man, I fapped to that mental image for at least a solid year.
lol you have a foot fetish
tfw not even a foot freak i just like giving foot massages to hot grils
>likes fat chicks >likes feet
You literally have taste as bad as Jim
>this is a 10/10 in bongland
7499
« on: April 01, 2015, 01:55:39 PM »
I wonder what they taste like
7500
« on: April 01, 2015, 01:48:41 PM »
I had a smoking hot Irish drama teacher during my first year of high school and she would always like to wear sandals to class. One time she took them off and scrunched her feet in front of a group session. Fuck man, I fapped to that mental image for at least a solid year.
Jesus Christ you are /tv/
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