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The Flood / Re: ITT: Harass me
« on: April 02, 2015, 12:13:14 AM »
Your mother is the reason you will lack intimacy for the rest of your life.
Wrong thread bro

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how is your relationships with ur friends?

whats the next thing youre gonna buy?

did you pull any jokes today?

have u ever had a class where the teacher was literally irrelevant? what went on?
I do not have any friends except people online because I have no life.

Probably a book.

Not really.

Nah not really.

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Holy shit why are you so fucking retarded?
Who knows. Maybe God does.

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The Flood / Re: ITT: Harass me
« on: April 01, 2015, 11:57:29 PM »
No, I will not indulge your fetish

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The Flood / Re: How's my new avatar?
« on: April 01, 2015, 11:56:51 PM »
lol just realized the meatspin guy has tanlines

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The Flood / Re: How's my new avatar?
« on: April 01, 2015, 11:49:25 PM »
it bothers me whenever someone uses a avatar thats in landscape
This honestly bothers me more than the content in the avatar

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The Flood / Re: Time heals all wounds
« on: April 01, 2015, 09:22:50 PM »
lol cool man B)

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The Flood / Re: Hey everyone, I just got a hot tub.
« on: April 01, 2015, 08:33:57 PM »
*takes bikini top off and gets in, the bubbling water covering my DD cleavage*

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The Flood / Re: What just happened?
« on: April 01, 2015, 08:22:46 PM »

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The Flood / Best setting to listen to certain albums in
« on: April 01, 2015, 08:00:48 PM »
YouTube


Driving in Cali when the sun is starting to set

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The Flood / Re: My five-seven has been seized.
« on: April 01, 2015, 07:22:25 PM »
Boo hoo you /k/ancerous faggot

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The Flood / I just had the funniest conversation on Omegle
« on: April 01, 2015, 06:33:49 PM »
Spoiler

NSFW

I'm dying

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The Flood / Re: Nobody suspected the ghost.
« on: April 01, 2015, 06:25:03 PM »
That's literally what I said the second post in your thread you stupid fucking jew
Too soon.
You're stupid
Nah. Just playing a game.
Stupid game made by a stupid jew

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The Flood / Re: Nobody suspected the ghost.
« on: April 01, 2015, 06:23:56 PM »
That's literally what I said the second post in your thread you stupid fucking jew
Too soon.
You're stupid

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The Flood / Re: Nobody suspected the ghost.
« on: April 01, 2015, 06:21:50 PM »
That's literally what I said the second post in your thread you stupid fucking jew

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this should be incorporated into a larger rpg style hentai game on Newgrounds
It is a real game

I thought you actually made this up lol >>
I'm definitely horny enough to do that but nope it's from a game called Corruption of Champions

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this should be incorporated into a larger rpg style hentai game on Newgrounds
It is a real game

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jog fuck then somersault. stick the landing. 10/10
Spoiler
You pick up the defeated goblin, looking her over. She crosses her arms across her chest pitifully and asks, “What now?” with her eyes darting down when she thinks you won’t notice. You muse to yourself 'great minds think alike' and lower her down towards your canine shaft. The tip slips between her moist and parted folds, brushing against her entrance and taking some of her weight for you. She goes cross-eyed and smiles happily, wrapping her legs as far around your noticeable thighs as possible.

You start walking, letting the movements work with gravity to allow you to effortlessly penetrate her. Those puffy wet walls clench you tightly as she slides down stretching tightly around your knot. With each and every step you take, she slides down further, until she sits fully impaled on you, grabbing your breasts to help support herself. A steady pulse of motion massages you in time with the green girl’s breathing, making you realize just how much of her body must be devoted to accommodating monstrous members.

She pants happily, her tongue rolling free from her mouth as she cheers you on, “oooh go-ah-faster! I wanna bounce!”

It’s all the encouragement you need, and you break into a run, feeling her lithe form bounce on your knotty dog-shaft, drawing out a cacophony of happy wails and moans. Her tiny fists dig into your tits as she hangs on, clenching and smashing her ample tits against you. You run hard, feeling her bounce and wriggle as her cunt and rapid breathing begin squeezing and milking you like never before. You’re sure if you could feel like this every time you took a jog, you’d be in great shape.

“Ooh fuck stud, bounce me! Yeah just like that,” she moans, “Are you gonna cum? Omigod please cum, I need you to fill me like this!”

The familiar tightness of a coming orgasm grows in your groin, tightening as you near release. You pick the pace, full out sprinting, letting the girl bounce and jiggle as she clings to you, supported entirely by your pointed shaft. Your pair of balls tighten, releasing the seed of your orgasm. The howl of a powerful orgasm fills your ears as your cumming sets off the little green cock-sleeve. One of her hands lets go, and starts rubbing her belly while she kisses and licks your belly-button.

You pant and stop, pulling the stuffed goblin off you and setting her on the ground, smiling in satisfaction as your cum leaks from her now-gaping twat. She rubs her belly and blows you a kiss, still trying to catch her breath. You smirk and begin redressing. Once finished, you start walking away, but she calls out one last time to you, “Ummm I hope you don’t mind if I find you again. I need more of your baby batter so I can give you lots of beautiful sluts to fuck!”

Shuddering, you make your way back to camp, satisfied.

You grab 6 gems and 3 XP from your victory.
There is a flagon of potent goblin ale on your defeated opponent. There is no room for a flagon of potent goblin ale in your inventory. You may replace the contents of a pouch with a flagon of potent goblin ale or abandon it.

Spoiler it when they get..... Detailed.

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The Flood / Re: How do I get a chiseled ass if I can't do squats?
« on: April 01, 2015, 04:11:31 PM »
hey gym, do milfs like younger guys with a bit of hair?
not freakishly hair but not clean shaven either. a little amount
You're asking a guy who has never even been inside of a vagina other than his mother's when he was born what women like?
I though you were a milf expert.
I am a milf expert in the sense that I masturbate to mostly mature women and fantasize about them regularly.

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The Flood / Re: How do I get a chiseled ass if I can't do squats?
« on: April 01, 2015, 04:07:29 PM »
hey gym, do milfs like younger guys with a bit of hair?
not freakishly hair but not clean shaven either. a little amount
You're asking a guy who has never even been inside of a vagina other than his mother's when he was born what women like?

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The Flood / How do I get a chiseled ass if I can't do squats?
« on: April 01, 2015, 04:04:44 PM »
How

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The Flood / Re: Announcement of the new mod.
« on: April 01, 2015, 04:04:09 PM »
>tfw singled out

feels good

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The Flood / Re: Announcement of the new mod.
« on: April 01, 2015, 03:54:00 PM »

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