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The Flood / Re: I'm surrounded by a bunch of...
« on: April 05, 2015, 02:54:16 PM »
are they hot tho
my mother was the only one not overweight until some anorexic looking chick and her young kids walked in.
Pics of your mom

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The Flood / what is the best Slayer album
« on: April 05, 2015, 02:45:52 PM »
and why is it Hell Awaits?

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The Flood / Re: I'm surrounded by a bunch of...
« on: April 05, 2015, 02:38:22 PM »
are they hot tho

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The Flood / Re: what you think certain users actually look like
« on: April 04, 2015, 07:39:26 PM »
I see adub as the cop on the left
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I see Loaf as him
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I see Roman as Pedro
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I see Das as Chris Chan
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I see Isara as
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The Flood / Re: what you think certain users actually look like
« on: April 04, 2015, 07:26:04 PM »
i always imagine jim to look like a macho bearman
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This is accurate
This is Jim.


LOL

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The Flood / Re: Understand
« on: April 04, 2015, 02:39:35 PM »
I came into this thread expecting that song and I was not disappointed B^)

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The Flood / Re: GOD is watching you
« on: April 04, 2015, 02:06:23 PM »
Wow. This is the stupidest thread I've seen in a long time.

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The Flood / Re: Why are you guys such assholes?
« on: April 04, 2015, 01:32:54 PM »
Stop being annoying and people might treat you differently.
Zesty is top tier member tho

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The Flood / Re: What are your plans this Saturday?
« on: April 04, 2015, 12:42:57 PM »
Masturbate

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The Flood / Re: Just a reminder that Daredevil starts next week
« on: April 04, 2015, 12:35:00 PM »
Looks dope. I don't really like any capeshit TV shows tho so we'll see.

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Every woman, every man, every child; why discriminate? You know, except for the fat people, I ain't no chubby chaser.
So you admit to wanting to bone a milf

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Holy shit, no. I'm not a horny fifteen year old.
Aren't you married

You don't count

Get out faggot

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The Flood / Re: 100% true
« on: April 03, 2015, 08:41:05 PM »

i wanna rap you op
reported for illegal sexual advances.
I just wanted to spit a fire love song for you bae why do you do this to me

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The Flood / Re: 100% true
« on: April 03, 2015, 08:37:45 PM »
i wanna rap you op

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No. In fact, I don't treat any girls like that. This isn't to say I don't find any attractive, but I'd rather develop a sincere, platonic relationship first.
*tips fedora*
May sound cliche or fedora-like, but is it that bad?

I'm not bitching about being stuck in the friend zone or girls liking jerks, I'm saying that if I find a girl attractive, I'd much rather get to know then through friendship first.
You can still do that while treating her like a potential fuck

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No. In fact, I don't treat any girls like that. This isn't to say I don't find any attractive, but I'd rather develop a sincere, platonic relationship first.
Get a load of this guy?
guy?

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The Flood / Re: Psy, I need your help!
« on: April 03, 2015, 08:25:29 PM »
Ask your mom to tuck you in and jerk you off

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God doesn't love you

woah there Bill Maher, calm down
Ew he's ugly I'm way hotter than him

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No. In fact, I don't treat any girls like that. This isn't to say I don't find any attractive, but I'd rather develop a sincere, platonic relationship first.
*tips fedora*

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God doesn't love you

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We're sexual beings
You being the exception

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The Flood / Re: Do you treat every girl you meet as a potential fuck?
« on: April 03, 2015, 08:08:14 PM »
All these guys here mean yes btw, op. Even if they say no, they mean "yeah but I'm too guilty to say yes".
But they can't put their vaginas in me!
If their clit is huge they can put that in you

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If you don't you're a gay beta

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The Flood / Re: youre gay if you wouldnt fuck lady penelope
« on: April 03, 2015, 01:17:00 PM »
too much plastic surgery

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The Flood / Re: There was an iguana in the backyard.
« on: April 03, 2015, 12:49:52 PM »



would it hurt if you stepped on it barefoot
good question. Are the spines soft like cartilage or are they hard. I mean id poke it to find out but there's no way I'd step on it. That would hurt him. /:
I can tell you from experience that they are softish and actually break off
what did you do, pull it off? /:
Nah. I had a Chinese Water Dragon and over the course of his life his spines occasionally popped off from running around and shit or if the dead skin from shedding didn't fully come off of the spines. I tried to help him with the latter tho so it wouldn't happen
ahhhh okay. What was it like having a water dragon?
He was chill and would climb up the curtains and take shits on people's shoulders.
hahahaha sounds like my kinda pet. It would be cool if he could shit when I told him to. Then I'd tell him to go get friendly with that person and shit on them.
Well there's a 90% chance they'll shit on you so use that to your advantage

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The Flood / Re: There was an iguana in the backyard.
« on: April 03, 2015, 12:47:02 PM »


would it hurt if you stepped on it barefoot
good question. Are the spines soft like cartilage or are they hard. I mean id poke it to find out but there's no way I'd step on it. That would hurt him. /:
I can tell you from experience that they are softish and actually break off
what did you do, pull it off? /:
Nah. I had a Chinese Water Dragon and over the course of his life his spines occasionally popped off from running around and shit or if the dead skin from shedding didn't fully come off of the spines. I tried to help him with the latter tho so it wouldn't happen
ahhhh okay. What was it like having a water dragon?
He was chill and would climb up the curtains and take shits on people's shoulders.

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