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The Flood / Re: have you ever not woke up with morning wood?
« on: April 08, 2015, 11:38:05 AM »
Every morning I wake up hard as a rock

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The Flood / Re: APPARITIONS FROM THE PITS OF HELL
« on: April 07, 2015, 11:21:42 PM »
YouTube


R8
Panopticon is a cheese fest.

Listen to Kvist instead

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The Flood / Re: The Real Hero in the Lord of the Rings
« on: April 07, 2015, 05:57:36 PM »
I too read Reddit

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The Flood / Re: seriously though
« on: April 07, 2015, 05:34:21 PM »
YouTube


no this one

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The Flood / Re: APPARITIONS FROM THE PITS OF HELL
« on: April 07, 2015, 12:52:42 PM »
About time you post good music
I always post good music you stupid shit

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The Flood / Re: Remember this guy?
« on: April 07, 2015, 01:01:33 AM »
I wish I looked like him

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The Flood / Re: You ever been so horny your balls are tender
« on: April 07, 2015, 12:44:59 AM »
Force yourself to go a month and you will fuck a girl. Hahaha with your libido you will either force yourself to have sex or explode and die
Nofap is placebo and only works if you have friends and a social life

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The Flood / Re: You ever been so horny your balls are tender
« on: April 07, 2015, 12:43:26 AM »
Holy CHRIST I just fapped

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The Flood / Re: Today was one of those days...
« on: April 07, 2015, 12:22:23 AM »

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The Flood / Re: You ever been so horny your balls are tender
« on: April 07, 2015, 12:21:53 AM »
What's the longest you've ever gone without masturbating? (Srs)
11 years

But aside from that, about 2 weeks I think.

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The Flood / Re: Are You People Trying To Arouse Me?
« on: April 07, 2015, 12:07:45 AM »
It's just shitposting from the subhumans of the forum Vien.
I am not a subhuman

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The Flood / Re: Are You People Trying To Arouse Me?
« on: April 07, 2015, 12:02:02 AM »
No

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The Flood / Re: You ever been so horny your balls are tender
« on: April 06, 2015, 11:47:57 PM »
One of these days I'm going to make a Sigmund Freud alt.
That is the most brilliant idea I've heard all day.

Spoiler

Women have children to confront the fact that they don't have a penis.

That dream you had about fishes is your mind trying to tell you you want to have sexual relations with a dolphin.

Jim wants to copulate with older women because he felt neglected by his mother as a child.
Psychoanalyze the entire flood and you'll be a legend. What sort of legend? Only one way to find out.

On it.
God speed, Freud, god speed.

Hello, it's me, Dr. Freud, and what troubles you this fine day?
I may have an addiction to hentai. I'd like you to see with your witch-doctor magic my personal demons and confront them in battle by my frontal lobe (or wherever brain stuff happens).
Who gave you this addiction, Rek'Sai?
Cthulhu probably, but the devil is a likely suspect.

Did you know that H.P. Lovecraft (Not to be confused with the condiment HP Sauce) was a racist and anti-semite that feared fish and racial intermingling?
He also married a jew, saying she was like a "pure" jew or some shit like that

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Seduce a nurse

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The Flood / APPARITIONS FROM THE PITS OF HELL
« on: April 06, 2015, 09:53:50 PM »
DEATH PLAGUES THE STREETS IN WHICH THEY DWELL

DEMENTED LUST THE SECRETS THEY MUST KEEP

ADDICTED TO YOUR BLOOD

AT DAWN THEY SLEEP

YouTube


watcha listenin 2 fam

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The Flood / Re: You ever been so horny your balls are tender
« on: April 06, 2015, 09:46:08 PM »
One of these days I'm going to make a Sigmund Freud alt.
That is the most brilliant idea I've heard all day.

Spoiler

Women have children to confront the fact that they don't have a penis.

That dream you had about fishes is your mind trying to tell you you want to have sexual relations with a dolphin.

Jim wants to copulate with older women because he felt neglected by his mother as a child.
I actually love my mother and have never once felt neglected by her. If anything it's the opposite, and that's probably why I am the way I am.

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The Flood / Re: You ever been so horny your balls are tender
« on: April 06, 2015, 09:45:28 PM »
Do you have something going on in your brain?

Like....

Oh my god.
Yes, obviously I do.

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The Flood / Re: You ever been so horny your balls are tender
« on: April 06, 2015, 09:45:02 PM »
Mother on your mind?
Two words.
Seduce. Her.

That's probably not a good idea

besides I wanna have sex with Vera Farmiga
Why not?
And if you've got an interest in Farmiga make a game plan. That's how coach yourself to cooch.

Because of the psychological complications.

And Vera's married and has a baby

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The Flood / Re: You ever been so horny your balls are tender
« on: April 06, 2015, 08:51:09 PM »
Mother on your mind?
Two words.
Seduce. Her.

That's probably not a good idea

besides I wanna have sex with Vera Farmiga

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The Flood / Re: You ever been so horny your balls are tender
« on: April 06, 2015, 08:48:45 PM »
right now actually

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The Flood / You ever been so horny your balls are tender
« on: April 06, 2015, 08:46:35 PM »
i have

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The Flood / Re: WHAT THE FUCK
« on: April 06, 2015, 08:06:33 PM »
Why the FUCK would you bump this

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The Flood / Re: How much cum?!
« on: April 06, 2015, 07:53:33 PM »

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The Flood / Re: shout out to my main girl, Mary Jane
« on: April 06, 2015, 07:52:45 PM »
Gwen Stacy masterrace

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The Flood / Re: >hanging out with mom
« on: April 06, 2015, 05:39:44 PM »

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The Flood / Re: >hanging out with mom
« on: April 06, 2015, 05:37:40 PM »
Not react and/or look away.
Confirmed gay

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The Flood / Re: >hanging out with mom
« on: April 06, 2015, 05:34:33 PM »
When will you get a real taste in women?
when you come out of hiding and turn yourself in to the US Government

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