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6781
« on: May 03, 2015, 07:22:44 PM »
Daredevil
6782
« on: May 03, 2015, 04:24:40 PM »
rip akry
6783
« on: May 03, 2015, 03:58:51 PM »
A cucumber your mom uses as a dildo
6784
« on: May 03, 2015, 03:56:10 PM »
is marvel impervious to criticism from you people
like really. they cant come up with a decent villain or a conflict that actually feels important. characterization is lost beyond basic interactions. it's a gilded turd. pretty to look at, nothing worthwhile underneath.
It has nothing to do with Marvel and more to do with Whedon and the other directors being retarded hacks. Movie looks like shit except for Vision
6785
« on: May 03, 2015, 03:54:32 PM »
I can't watch any movie with John Travolta in a leading role because I want to punch his stupid ass face.
I can't watch or read V for Vendetta because of his stupid mask.
It's just a guy fawkes mask. I see a lot of them every November.
It's the national symbol for neckbeards
6786
« on: May 03, 2015, 12:21:11 AM »
- When the title of the film is forced into the dialogue with no subtlety. Goodfellas did it good. Interstellar did it bad.
Finally, after all these years, Batman Begins
6787
« on: May 02, 2015, 11:18:45 PM »
Overly touching a women will get you further with her than not touching her at all. BE BOLD. You're a man and she is a woman. she was born to be submissive to you and deep down she absolutely loves it (fuck off feminists) women love when a man chases after what he wants, if you would've asked to put your arm around her I guarantee her vagina would've dried up instantly.
Story of me: when I was on a date with a girl I eventually went in for a kiss. she turned her head and I felt like I got socked in the stomach with that rejection. But I kept my cool and tried again later, same thing. she didn't say anything just deflected the kiss. Well the third try(lmao) she kissed me back and we had a crazy passion fueled make out session on some bleachers at the fair. It blew my mind
Inb4 jive is a rapist. stfu
Moral of the story: be sexually aggressive in chasing what you want and she will love you for it. I'm not saying be an asshole about it though. Also if she vocalizes her disapproval pretty seriously it's a no go
No one listen to Jive. This is the best way to get slapped or a knee to the nuts. (Unless that's the kind of affection you want...)
Not all women are submissive "play things". Treat her with respect and talk to her. Don't force yourself onto her.
And for the love of god, don't tell her she loves being dominated.
*Not even a femi-nazi.*
The sexually aggressive demeanor stuff is reserved for dates and meetings after you've established mutual attraction. You're not getting hit if she's attracted to you(unless she's playing around)
As someone who has been raped by someone I liked I have to disagree. Hung out with the guy for 2 months. I was 15 years old. There are lines that should not be crossed. Forcing yourself or being pushy should not be an option. Girls do not like it.
There's a difference between being sexually assertive and rape.
6788
« on: May 02, 2015, 11:17:18 PM »
no
6789
« on: May 02, 2015, 10:40:28 PM »
Wilhelm scream breaks whatever immersion there is.
I agree Also I loved the Babadook but the stock dinosaur noise was gay af
6790
« on: May 02, 2015, 10:05:24 PM »
I can't watch any movie with John Travolta in a leading role because I want to punch his stupid ass face.
I can't watch or read V for Vendetta because of his stupid mask.
6791
« on: May 02, 2015, 08:39:31 PM »
You're a man and she is a woman. she was born to be submissive to you and deep down she absolutely loves it
>weabs thinking they know anything about women
>jim boy thinking his opinions on women matter.
Oh you.
>weab thinking any of his opinions on anything matter at all
6792
« on: May 02, 2015, 08:28:46 PM »
You're a man and she is a woman. she was born to be submissive to you and deep down she absolutely loves it
>weabs thinking they know anything about women
6793
« on: May 02, 2015, 08:16:46 PM »
Jim has mad potential man. Some of the biggest slayers I know of didn't start getting girls until ages 19/20/21
So I have a 2 and a half year window to become a pussy slayer
Start now bro. There are things you can do to become a pussy slayer, it'd be a long post which I can get around to later if you'd like
I don't go outside
why
I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
6794
« on: May 02, 2015, 08:08:16 PM »
Jim has mad potential man. Some of the biggest slayers I know of didn't start getting girls until ages 19/20/21
So I have a 2 and a half year window to become a pussy slayer
Start now bro. There are things you can do to become a pussy slayer, it'd be a long post which I can get around to later if you'd like
I don't go outside
6795
« on: May 02, 2015, 07:59:52 PM »
Overly touching a women will get you further with her than not touching her at all. BE BOLD. You're a man and she is a woman. she was born to be submissive to you and deep down she absolutely loves it (fuck off feminists) women love when a man chases after what he wants, if you would've asked to put your arm around her I guarantee her vagina would've dried up instantly.
Story of me: when I was on a date with a girl I eventually went in for a kiss. she turned her head and I felt like I got socked in the stomach with that rejection. But I kept my cool and tried again later, same thing. she didn't say anything just deflected the kiss. Well the third try(lmao) she kissed me back and we had a crazy passion fueled make out session on some bleachers at the fair. It blew my mind
Inb4 jive is a rapist. stfu
Moral of the story: be sexually aggressive in chasing what you want and she will love you for it. I'm not saying be an asshole about it though. Also if she vocalizes her disapproval pretty seriously it's a no go
lol
anyone can get easy girls, hence why they're called easy
>bongs being picky about women This is a 10/10 in bongland 
6796
« on: May 02, 2015, 07:48:33 PM »
Jim has mad potential man. Some of the biggest slayers I know of didn't start getting girls until ages 19/20/21
So I have a 2 and a half year window to become a pussy slayer
6797
« on: May 02, 2015, 07:41:48 PM »
Overly touching a women will get you further with her than not touching her at all. BE BOLD. You're a man and she is a woman. she was born to be submissive to you and deep down she absolutely loves it (fuck off feminists) women love when a man chases after what he wants, if you would've asked to put your arm around her I guarantee her vagina would've dried up instantly.
Story of me: when I was on a date with a girl I eventually went in for a kiss. she turned her head and I felt like I got socked in the stomach with that rejection. But I kept my cool and tried again later, same thing. she didn't say anything just deflected the kiss. Well the third try(lmao) she kissed me back and we had a crazy passion fueled make out session on some bleachers at the fair. It blew my mind
Inb4 jive is a rapist. stfu
Moral of the story: be sexually aggressive in chasing what you want and she will love you for it. I'm not saying be an asshole about it though. Also if she vocalizes her disapproval pretty seriously it's a no go
And the winner of the most dudebro post on Sep7agon...
>mad cus he gets more pussy than you
6798
« on: May 02, 2015, 07:28:31 PM »
You need to not fap bro
I've tried it and it's pointless
6799
« on: May 02, 2015, 06:54:15 PM »
no
all my faps now are never actually enjoyable tbh
they're just a rush to the finish line
>.>
iktf bro
6800
« on: May 02, 2015, 06:50:12 PM »
No, I usually cry in loneliness after a good release.
y
My phallus will never reach beyond two centimeters when fully sprung.
oh
6801
« on: May 02, 2015, 06:49:21 PM »
No. I usually feel sad.
y
because no qt3.14 gf to love me
oh
6802
« on: May 02, 2015, 06:48:14 PM »
No, I usually cry in loneliness after a good release.
y
6803
« on: May 02, 2015, 06:47:58 PM »
6804
« on: May 02, 2015, 06:46:37 PM »
Have you?
6805
« on: May 02, 2015, 02:27:06 AM »
Jesus Christ you are all stupid fucking faggots and you have no idea what you're talking about
The Conjuring came out in 2013
Fucking die
6806
« on: May 01, 2015, 05:24:41 PM »
I have this fantasy where I meet Chlore Grace Moretz and we bone and I take pictures and post them here so Das gets mad. I then jerk off to his asshurt.
Why'd I be mad?
I'd just internet brofist you and then ask all kinds of details
Well now you ruined it
6807
« on: May 01, 2015, 05:20:02 PM »
I have this fantasy where I meet Chlore Grace Moretz and we bone and I take pictures and post them here so Das gets mad. I then jerk off to his asshurt.
6808
« on: May 01, 2015, 02:32:08 PM »
That's wicked deep bro
6809
« on: May 01, 2015, 12:06:41 PM »
Yeah because Avengers was such a great film.
I like RDJ overall too, but he's being dumb.
6810
« on: May 01, 2015, 12:01:31 PM »
Douchebagcore people that wear Skin t shirts and black shorts with long black socks and Vans.
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