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The Flood / Re: are you sub or dom
« on: July 24, 2015, 07:52:41 PM »
If you are male and not dom you are a total faggot.
If you are a male and you don't fantasize about being taken care of by your hot mommy and/or being a footslave you are basically a casual fuck who should kill himself.

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The Flood / Re: are you sub or dom
« on: July 24, 2015, 07:51:24 PM »
Domimant, in all areas of life

Testosterone driven>estrogen driven, easily
What the hell? Testosterone and estrogen have nothing to do with BDSM preference. Girls can be doms, and guys can be subs.
Yes it does. Guys who like being submissive have higher estrogen levels than dominant males.

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The Flood / Re: are you sub or dom
« on: July 24, 2015, 05:31:07 PM »
what does it matter?
It matters more than your GAY ASS LIFE, BITCH

5824
The Flood / are you sub or dom
« on: July 24, 2015, 05:28:03 PM »
I'm switch but I lean towards sub tbh

5825
The Flood / Re: >hear about Tara Tainton
« on: July 24, 2015, 05:26:54 PM »
Still want to fuck your own mom I see.
Stop going off topic

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The Flood / >hear about Tara Tainton
« on: July 24, 2015, 05:17:22 PM »
>never watch her videos despite all of her praise

>finally decide to watch one

>it's the hottest mommy roleplay I have ever seen

>mfw I've missed out on this for this long

Trying new things is fun

click for discussion value
What is your most memorable experience trying new things?

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The Flood / Re: I just posted something on facebook.
« on: July 24, 2015, 05:16:02 PM »
guys I fapped to the Tara Tainton video I didn't know what I was missing hot fucking damn

5828
She's gross
Most predictable post of the century

5829
The Flood / Re: FavoUrite adult films?
« on: July 24, 2015, 04:05:16 PM »
Bill and Ted's Sexcellent Adventure.
tfw you will never fug bill's stepmom

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The Flood / Re: FavoUrite adult films?
« on: July 24, 2015, 03:57:50 PM »
Kids

5831
6/10
If you don't want to stick your meat in between her buns while feeding her buns with meat in between them, I don't get you

5832
The Flood / Re: I just posted something on facebook.
« on: July 24, 2015, 03:29:47 PM »
I can't decide if I want to fap to this video right now or not because on one hand i have fapped too much lately but on the other it's a really hot vid

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The Flood / Re: This is bullshit
« on: July 24, 2015, 03:23:22 PM »
wrestling became boring when chris benoit and eddie guerrero died
Wrestling became boring when it came into existence you mongoloid cum stain.
you will never fuck your mummy
mummies arent real they're just made up for scooby doo

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The Flood / Re: This is bullshit
« on: July 24, 2015, 03:20:29 PM »
wrestling became boring when chris benoit and eddie guerrero died
Wrestling became boring when it came into existence you mongoloid cum stain.

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The Flood / Re: This is bullshit
« on: July 24, 2015, 03:13:43 PM »
PS: literally no one gives a shit about wrestling except white trash and mexicans

5837
The Flood / Re: This is bullshit
« on: July 24, 2015, 03:13:14 PM »

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First, I will seduce this delicate, fragile flower of a woman. She will be hesitant at first because of her insecurities and wonder why I am with her. I will gaze into her eyes lovingly, explaining to her that she is beautiful in every way. Once she is swoon, I will get to work.

I will encourage her to eat more, but not forceably to pressure her. This probably wont work, so I will begin to put fattening things in the few things she does eat/drink. Extra fattening cream in her coffee/tea, things like that. She may notice that she is gaining weight and go into hyper-bulimic mode. I will catch her in the process and cradle her lovingly in my arms as she weeps. If none of this works I will force feed her sandwiches in her sleep; this will be risky, but the payoff is worth it.

Once I have fattened her up like Hal does to Lois in that one episode of Malcom in the Middle, you will see the fruits of my labors. Now of course she will be thick and lovely after all of this, but on top of that, I will record us making love with a microphone over the course of her transformation, and you will notice on each recording how the sounds of skin slapping against skin go from a light, bony tapping to a loud clapping of fatty skin against skin. I will put this together in a song that I will upload onto Soundcloud. It will create a crescendo effect with no instrumentals or any other noise, just the skin against skin. It will revolutionize Noise Music and will change the way the world looks at art.

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The Flood / Re: I feel fucking nauseous
« on: July 24, 2015, 01:11:19 PM »
Stop swallowing so much cum bro
Should not have taken so long for someone to post this.
There is a misconception that males swallowing cum is gay, when in fact this is simply not the case. I am sure the users of this forum simply didn't want to offend Loaf by insinuating he is in any way a homosexual, when he is absolutely NOT a homosexual by any stretch of the imagination

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The Flood / Re: Titanic will be gone soon
« on: July 24, 2015, 01:02:59 PM »
good

fuck history
... without history were nothing
I believe in God and God makes me something

I don't need history because history is stupid and retarded
but jim

God is dead.

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The Flood / Re: I feel fucking nauseous
« on: July 24, 2015, 12:56:44 PM »
Stop swallowing so much cum bro

5842
The Flood / Donny
« on: July 24, 2015, 12:54:33 PM »
YouTube


discuss

5843
The Flood / Re: Titanic will be gone soon
« on: July 24, 2015, 12:46:08 PM »
good

fuck history
... without history were nothing
I believe in God and God makes me something

I don't need history because history is stupid and retarded
I am also religious  if we don't learn from history were doomed to make the same mistakes 
God is the only history I need

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The Flood / Re: Titanic will be gone soon
« on: July 24, 2015, 11:52:59 AM »
good

fuck history
... without history were nothing
I believe in God and God makes me something

I don't need history because history is stupid and retarded

5845
The Flood / Re: I just posted something on facebook.
« on: July 24, 2015, 11:21:23 AM »
man I just looked up Tara Tainton for the first time and man she is the best mommy roleplayer I swear to fuck

5846
The Flood / Re: Superhero quiz to measure your fag level
« on: July 24, 2015, 10:25:52 AM »
Batman and Storm
hahahaha you are a black woman

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The Flood / Superhero quiz to measure your fag level
« on: July 24, 2015, 10:12:29 AM »
http://comicplug.com/which-dc-hero-are-you/

http://comicplug.com/which-marvel-hero-are-you/

Green Lantern and Daredevil respectively.

I FEAR NOTHING YOU FAT SACKS OF SHIT

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The Flood / Re: Titanic will be gone soon
« on: July 24, 2015, 10:04:00 AM »
good

fuck history

5849
The Flood / Re: Post the best anime list you have
« on: July 24, 2015, 08:49:41 AM »
1.

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The Flood / Re: Let me tell you a story about why I hate five
« on: July 24, 2015, 08:17:04 AM »
I like I5y

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