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The Flood / Re: I crucified Jesus Christ
« on: August 06, 2015, 09:02:41 AM »
What if Loaf is the real messiah

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The Flood / Re: AMA I'm bored
« on: August 06, 2015, 08:39:53 AM »
what are you doing with your life?
Hopefully working towards a career in music. Ideally I would like to be a composer for film and whatnot, but whatever I can do that'll make me happy is cool with me.

Socially, I shitpost on backwater internet forums and beat off to A&E dramas.

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The Flood / Re: How do I not be stupid?
« on: August 06, 2015, 07:56:51 AM »
Post in the serious board

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The Flood / Re: Netflix
« on: August 06, 2015, 07:55:27 AM »
Bates Motel

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The Flood / Re: AMA I'm bored
« on: August 06, 2015, 07:41:09 AM »
Is it normal for me to get really scared of paranormal things at work to the point where i expect to hear things and feel like I'm gonna pass out?
No
Any recommendations?
I suggest you


GET FUCKED

YouTube

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The Flood / Re: I'm seriously thinking about becoming a rapper.
« on: August 06, 2015, 07:39:36 AM »
Jesus

Thank you Verb for showing me this thread

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The Flood / Re: AMA I'm bored
« on: August 05, 2015, 10:44:06 PM »
Is it normal for me to get really scared of paranormal things at work to the point where i expect to hear things and feel like I'm gonna pass out?
No

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The Flood / Re: AMA I'm bored
« on: August 05, 2015, 10:40:49 PM »
There's a scene for degenerates like you in Boardwalk Empire that saves you slogging your way through Bates Motlel for mum porn. js
Also Bates Motel is a great show

P.S.S. Boardwalk Empire doesn't have the literally most perfect woman on the face of the Earth in it so

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The Flood / Re: Legendary threads
« on: August 05, 2015, 10:38:15 PM »
What makes that thread legendary? I didn't read it

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The Flood / Re: AMA I'm bored
« on: August 05, 2015, 10:37:14 PM »
what is your favorite shade of grey?
A nice lighter grey. Gunmetal is nice too.

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The Flood / Re: AMA I'm bored
« on: August 05, 2015, 10:36:47 PM »
There's a scene for degenerates like you in Boardwalk Empire that saves you slogging your way through Bates Motlel for mum porn. js
I've heard. Mildly interested

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The Flood / Re: What Was Your First Make-out Like?
« on: August 05, 2015, 09:57:12 PM »
TBD

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The Flood / Re: Think of a member
« on: August 05, 2015, 09:56:49 PM »
Loaf.

Oh...

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The Flood / Re: AMA I'm bored
« on: August 05, 2015, 09:55:59 PM »
I pushed the thoughts aside cus I was disturbed by it until I realized there wasn't really any reason to be.

I'd have to decide if I want that mark for the rest of my life or not.
Well, only the two of you would know...
But I think it would psychologically fuck me up in a future relationship with a woman. I couldn't keep a secret like that, it would fuck with my insides.

I am assuming you're talking about me fucking my mom, though I am not sure why you underlined that part of the post.
Sorry, I was going to ask a different set of questions and I underlined it for those, it's pretty much a typo.
But If there's nothing wrong with it in your view, why would it leave you so guilty?
Eh it's more like this

1. I don't know if it's right or wrong; it's not "natural" but neither is being gay or anything like that so that doesn't mean it's wrong.
2. It's more about the social stigma because I don't like keeping secrets to people I am close to and I would have to tell someone.

So it's not necessarily guilt, it's just that I would be apprehensive to indulge myself in the fantasy.

If you mean why did I previously feel guilt, it was because at that time I did think it was wrong/weird so it bothered me.

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The Flood / Re: AMA I'm bored
« on: August 05, 2015, 09:37:48 PM »
I pushed the thoughts aside cus I was disturbed by it until I realized there wasn't really any reason to be.

I'd have to decide if I want that mark for the rest of my life or not.
Well, only the two of you would know...
But I think it would psychologically fuck me up in a future relationship with a woman. I couldn't keep a secret like that, it would fuck with my insides.

I am assuming you're talking about me fucking my mom, though I am not sure why you underlined that part of the post.

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The Flood / Re: AMA I'm bored
« on: August 05, 2015, 09:32:36 PM »
When did you first realize you had a mom fetish?
If the opportunity presented itself, would you have sex with your mother?
Hmmm a couple years ago I think. Not really long honestly. It's grown over time. I think maybe I have had one for longer but I pushed the thoughts aside cus I was disturbed by it until I realized there wasn't really any reason to be.

Would I right now? No. If she was smoking hot and into it? I dunno honestly. I'd have to decide if I want that mark for the rest of my life or not.

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The Flood / Re: AMA I'm bored
« on: August 05, 2015, 09:31:12 PM »
What is your opinion of Grand Moff Napalm?
You mean you? You seem alright, I like you.

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The Flood / Re: AMA I'm bored
« on: August 05, 2015, 07:23:57 PM »
why is my power out

what should I do
Beat off

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The Flood / Re: AMA I'm bored
« on: August 05, 2015, 07:23:30 PM »
As a novice professional boxer how would you respond to a hypothetical scenario in which a person of African American decent stole your bicycle?
I would report the theft to the authorities.

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The Flood / Re: AMA I'm bored
« on: August 05, 2015, 07:21:38 PM »
What would your dream girl look and act like?
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Skinny people are fucking retards. Just eat more.
« on: August 05, 2015, 06:39:58 PM »
God, right now, I just wanna poor like 3 bags of rice and quinoa into a bowl, fucking nuke that bitch, cover it in cheese, and just fucking down that shit. I swear to fucking god I am ready to fucking consume.
You should consume

Spoiler
DEEZ NUTS
Bro, we're talking about food. FUCKING CONSUMING MASS QUANTITIES OF FOOD. AND ALL YOU CAN THINK OF IS BLOW JOBS???
No Loaf you idiot I'm thinking about
Spoiler
DEEZ NUTS

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The Flood / Re: AMA I'm bored
« on: August 05, 2015, 06:38:43 PM »
opinion of me?
You seem like a good guy.

Your taste is excellent for the most part.
Back off he's already having sex with me
I'd rather have sex with his mom tbh probably
I wonder if his mom is a MILF
Isn't Gatsby a mudslime

It would be a 60/40 chance cus most mudslime women are ugly. He's p hot tho if I remember correctly so idk

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The Flood / Re: AMA I'm bored
« on: August 05, 2015, 06:34:36 PM »
opinion of me?
You seem like a good guy.

Your taste is excellent for the most part.
Back off he's already having sex with me
I'd rather have sex with his mom tbh probably

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The Flood / Re: AMA I'm bored
« on: August 05, 2015, 06:27:53 PM »
opinion of me?
You seem like a good guy.

Your taste is excellent for the most part.

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The Flood / Re: Where's Jesse Jackson?
« on: August 05, 2015, 06:13:27 PM »
I can't remember the last time I was hugged.
lol

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The Flood / Re: Skinny people are fucking retards. Just eat more.
« on: August 05, 2015, 06:12:33 PM »
God, right now, I just wanna poor like 3 bags of rice and quinoa into a bowl, fucking nuke that bitch, cover it in cheese, and just fucking down that shit. I swear to fucking god I am ready to fucking consume.
You should consume

Spoiler
DEEZ NUTS

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The Flood / Re: HEY FATSBY
« on: August 05, 2015, 06:03:01 PM »
Fatsby? More like Gatsby LOL

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The Flood / Re: AMA I'm bored
« on: August 05, 2015, 06:02:17 PM »
Why did you quote Freud? Is this not directed at me?

Anyway, chronic masturbation. I don't see how that's really a difficult choice.
It was not directed towards you. I was going to ask if you were into your mom's mother.
wot

And no because of a lot of a reasons; primarily because she is dead.

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The Flood / Re: AMA I'm bored
« on: August 05, 2015, 05:55:52 PM »
How's you're Oedipus complex coming along?
Would you rather die from chronic masturbation, or cancer?
Why did you quote Freud? Is this not directed at me?

Anyway, chronic masturbation. I don't see how that's really a difficult choice.

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