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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 (Hype thread)
« on: October 26, 2015, 02:03:41 PM »
It's shit so

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Gaming / Re: Oh my, look at the tears
« on: October 26, 2015, 02:02:53 PM »
Well it's shit either way

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Gaming / Re: Oh my, look at the tears
« on: October 26, 2015, 01:52:56 PM »
I'm gunna assume the review says it's shit, but I didn't watch the video.

This should surprise no one.

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Replaying Dark Souls to play the Artorias DLC again

I forgot what a massive bitch Artorias is. I have a +15 great club and Sunlight Blade and he still rapes my ass when I get him down to half health.

What a guy.

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The Flood / Re: You have become a Sith Lord
« on: October 26, 2015, 01:31:43 PM »
Darth Cold Steel

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The Flood / Re: Think of the person closest to you
« on: October 26, 2015, 12:38:11 PM »
I don't care who the fuck they are, they get turned in. If you break the law you get punished.

My brother is a child molester, he got time in jail and even if he's out we still don't keep in contact with him.
What if they killed a child molester?

They get punished.

As a matter of fact, I have four brothers
One is a child molester
One is addicted to weed
One is gay
One is actually autistic

...huh, such variety
I would expect nothing less autistic from brony scum

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The Flood / Re: Think of the person closest to you
« on: October 26, 2015, 12:25:17 PM »
I don't care who the fuck they are, they get turned in. If you break the law you get punished.

My brother is a child molester, he got time in jail and even if he's out we still don't keep in contact with him.
What if they killed a child molester?

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The Flood / Re: Think of the person closest to you
« on: October 26, 2015, 12:15:03 PM »
Depends on who she killed and why.
Your mother and because she wanted you all to herself.
But the person I'm talking about is my mother
I was afraid you'd say that.
...
Every time someone shows interest in you she'll pop up and spook them away.
Still works. And do you have any inclinations towards ghost sex?
So basically this is exactly like the plot to Bates Motel

And I guess so maybe idk

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The Flood / Re: Think of the person closest to you
« on: October 26, 2015, 11:58:11 AM »
Depends on who she killed and why.
Your mother and because she wanted you all to herself.
But the person I'm talking about is my mother

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The Flood / Re: Think of the person closest to you
« on: October 26, 2015, 11:45:31 AM »
Depends on who she killed and why.

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>White Zombie

dude wtf

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Jim the cramps are so fucking awesome. I wanna go buy cramps CDs.
Told you

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Hey jim what do you do when you practice your guitar? I know you said you practice for hours at a time, but like what exercises do you do? whenever I play guitar I just fuck around basically with a little chord knowledge too. I am trying to learn interval ear training, so I can hear intervals in songs.
I break up the hours but I do about 4 hours a day in total including piano. I just play scales and then play songs because I play Jazz, so playing songs is practicing in itself. It depends on what your goals are.

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The Flood / Re: what the fuck did you do to the like button
« on: October 24, 2015, 03:58:31 PM »
Watch Cheat not change it and become DeeJ 2.0

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So what makes the cacophony of shitty sounds that is grindcore good?
the RIFFS

YouTube

i can't make any out
Sucks for you man

YouTube

Lyrics sucked but the guitars were top notch.
nah lyrics are great

In the supermarket with my mother at my side
Lurkin in the frozen foods was something that made me cry
A disfigured "being", limping down the aisle
Reached down, patted my head and greeted me with a smile...
MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY!
MOMMMYYYYYYYYYYYY!

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The Flood / Re: need dick
« on: October 23, 2015, 09:09:24 PM »
tfw no cute russian mommy to give me special massages and breastfeed me

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The Flood / Re: I feel like an asshole
« on: October 23, 2015, 09:02:50 PM »
You guys are morons if you think it's because of not having seen the movies

It's because she's ugly/way below his standards
Roman does not deserve to have any standards.

He should honestly take what he can get.

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The Flood / Re: Do you ever want to have kids?
« on: October 23, 2015, 08:12:58 PM »
Absolutely, though my fears of having my children turn out as fucked up as I did will probably keep me from trying.

That would destroy me.
Have you and Jet been looking into it lately?
Jet wants a lot of kids, so I think I'm just going to have to give it a go regardless of whatever reservations I might have.
Jet?

My wife to be; they actually use this forum.
I wish my wife was Jet Black

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I hate this whole "here are my opinions, you're just wrong about everything if you don't share them" thing you have going on, Jim

It's been his running thing for a long ass time from what I know.
Literally since I started using Bnet like back in 2008

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I hear pre-70s music on the radio all the time and I live in California.

Cool.
im gunna beat your ass foo

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First you said ANYTHING pre 70's is good and I told you that was wrong, then you said you didn't say that even though I quoted you verbatim.

That's because you were being pedantic. It's like when people use the word literally -- often they don't mean literally.

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Now you're saying the west grew out of a style of music but Italy didn't, and I told you that wasn't true anymore than it is for Italy, and now you're saying that's not what you were trying to say.

I'm saying they didn't grow out of it as much as we did. I would go to Portugal, Italy, or France -- they all have different shit playing on the radio from us. Italy in particular was behind by several decades (and still is, in some instances). Obviously all these countries have "pop", like us. But these classic styles are still very present. Far more than the western world.
I hear pre-70s music on the radio all the time and I live in California.

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nah

"But Jim, why is audio porn better?"

"Well my friend, it forces you to use your imagination which can be a more rewarding experience and deliver a stronger orgasm."

"But wouldn't using your imagination for every aspect (I.E. picturing everything in your head) achieve all of that, and then some?"

"..."
Imaging a voice and an image are different as far as I'm concerned.

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Italian popular music is really no different than pop music from anywhere else in the world. Pre-70s styles (Jazz for example) are still played by a lot of people and have only fallen out of the mainstream of popular music.

That's some nice info. I already knew all of it, though.
You just keep pretending to say something else every time I prove you wrong.

First you said ANYTHING pre 70's is good and I told you that was wrong, then you said you didn't say that even though I quoted you verbatim.

Now you're saying the west grew out of a style of music but Italy didn't, and I told you that wasn't true anymore than it is for Italy, and now you're saying that's not what you were trying to say.

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Daily reminder that not watching porn is the best way to get off.
I agree. Listen to audio porn instead and it's a million times better

No I mean, jerking off without porn. Any porn.

It's the best.
nah

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Woo I love when people talk about things that they are completely ignorant about!

Okay. Prove me wrong.

If you can, I'll concede. I can tell you that growing up my house, we were constantly listening to music from all over the world. It's certainly different than what we have now.
Italian popular music is really no different than pop music from anywhere else in the world.

Pre-70s styles (Jazz for example) are still played by a lot of people and have only fallen out of the mainstream of popular music.

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Anything pre-1970 is pretty amazing.
This guys knows whats up. I mean I'd say mid-50s to the late 80s but I can recognize taste when I see it.

It's a shame that the western audience grew out of the style. It was still maintained by a few people, but we largely moved away from it. Places like France and Italy still have this kind of music, and it's quite good.
Woo I love when people talk about things that they are completely ignorant about!

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The Flood / Re: I feel like an asshole
« on: October 23, 2015, 03:42:59 PM »
Then what's the point in not having fun?

I actually don't have an answer for you. Ask Verb, I'm sure he can explain better why good things are less important than bad things.
He can't unfortunately.
Verb's actually the only one who has ever gotten me to see a scenario in which life has meaning without a god.

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The Flood / Re: I feel like an asshole
« on: October 23, 2015, 03:41:58 PM »
I know you're an atheist and I'm pretty sure you're a nihilist, so... what are you doing?
Completely wrong

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Daily reminder that not watching porn is the best way to get off.
I agree. Listen to audio porn instead and it's a million times better

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The Flood / Re: I feel like an asshole
« on: October 23, 2015, 03:27:29 PM »
Nah, there's no meaning to life without fun

Life has no meaning regardless, though.
Yeah if there was no afterlife that would be true.

Thankfully there is  :D

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