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The Flood / Re: Remember Kangaroo Jack?
« on: October 30, 2015, 05:18:19 PM »
MOMMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT

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The Flood / Re: Do Not Give Me Fucking Preztels
« on: October 30, 2015, 05:15:50 PM »
These PRETZELS

Are making ME

THIRSTY

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Gaming / Re: What is the best game you've ever played so far
« on: October 30, 2015, 05:14:23 PM »
Also been playing Thief which my be my new favorite game ever (the original, not the new AAA quickscope 360 MLG one)

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I have officially beaten every boss in Dark Souls. The only one I never beat (because I never fought him) was Gwyndolin, who I beat this run.

It was a good run.

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Gaming / Re: What is the best game you've ever played so far
« on: October 30, 2015, 03:15:12 AM »
Probably Metroid Prime I guess

lil too much backtracking and too easy

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The Flood / Re: Movies the world was better without.
« on: October 29, 2015, 02:28:13 PM »
Star Wars

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The Flood / Re: Musical genres with cancerous fanbases
« on: October 29, 2015, 02:14:40 PM »
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Stevie Ray Vaughn and all other "white boy blues" musicians are talentless faggots who decided they would become Nickelback: The Genre. Every song sound the same as the last but maybe with a faster tempo or a different key. It's music exclusively for white moms who visit bars where fat guys in cowboy hats hang out. Blues died with people like Son House, but honestly the music is completely different, anyway. It has devolved. Even people like BB King just play whitewashed garbage.

People who listen to white boy blues like to talk about "feeling"

"Oh, but Clapton's got so much feeling, man. You just don't get it, you can't hear the passion in SRV's playing, man."

Bull
fucking
shit.

Playing a fucking blues lick doesn't give you "feeling." It's the same mentality of "oh well this kid plays Flight of the Bumblee accurately at a fast tempo so he must be a fucking child prodigy genius!"
No he's just a fucking kid who learns mechanical bullshit. At the same time, SRV is just some white dude who gets on stage looking like a complete tool and who farts out some rehashed fucking blues licks and people eat it up because they're idiots. It's not impressive. It's boring music. It doesn't challenge you. It's safe and secure because you can't hit a fucking "Wrong" note in a blues scale. It's not fun to listen to. It's shit.
Daily reminder that Blues is the only genre you can say legitimately "died"

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The Flood / Re: Musical genres with cancerous fanbases
« on: October 29, 2015, 02:08:35 PM »
and yes Metalheads are often cancerous

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The Flood / Re: Musical genres with cancerous fanbases
« on: October 29, 2015, 02:03:06 PM »
ah yeah Jim thinks only blacks can make good jazz

which isn't entirely wrong
Blues, not Jazz

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The Flood / Re: Musical genres with cancerous fanbases
« on: October 29, 2015, 02:02:18 PM »
The worst I think are dadrock nerds and Prog nerds because they're the most autistic about it, but all genres have cancerous little groups of people. You only find the cool guys when you dig into the underground.

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The Flood / Re: Things other people care about that you don't.
« on: October 29, 2015, 12:33:18 AM »
>Cars
>Sports
>A chiseled physique
>Family

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The Flood / Re: loaf pls fart on me
« on: October 28, 2015, 07:25:18 PM »
ok

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I'm down

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Gaming / Re: Devs that are on your nice list
« on: October 28, 2015, 06:50:30 PM »
From Software right now.

Other than that nobody, really.

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The Flood / Re: Just Got Back From my MRI AMA
« on: October 28, 2015, 06:42:04 PM »
How big is your wiener

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The Flood / Re: So, this happened today....I feel sick....
« on: October 28, 2015, 05:06:16 PM »
Solution: kill all gays starting with OP

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Manus is literally the worst

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The Flood / Re: How to tell if someone hates vegans
« on: October 27, 2015, 11:38:49 PM »
OP is pretty true tbh tho fam

Both sides are cancerous.

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>Memeverge

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Gaming / Re: David Cage's next masterpiece
« on: October 27, 2015, 05:45:54 PM »

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I've been listening to some good spaced out bands called true widow and south pacific. one's shoegaze, the other is like slowcore.
What the Christ is Slowcore even
jim... bring honor to your family and go listen to down colorful hill, I could live in hope, bedhead - bedhead, songs about leaving, true widow s/t, codeine - fridged stars, slowcore is one of the best genres ever.
I heard Codeine once and it was alright
you're gonna base half a dozen albums I recommended to you off of your impression of the one of them you heard?
Nah just saying how I felt about Codeine. I think I listened to True Widow once and shit was pretty cool
Okay man, but those two aren't the best of what I listed. I could live in hope and down colorful hill are highly recommended.
I'll check em out sometime then thanks for the rec bruh

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The Flood / Re: Going down
« on: October 27, 2015, 11:20:03 AM »
I've never eaten pussy, I don't think.

Probably too late to try it now.
Oh... no it isn't.


Being engaged, probably means I'm too far in a relationship to be having sexy times with women.
>.>

Arrangements can be made.


Ooh yeah, with who?
I meant like, I get you a girl, and I just.....'keep back'?

Your choice :P
I'll get my wig

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The Flood / Re: Going down
« on: October 27, 2015, 11:18:49 AM »
I could go for some pussy right now

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I've been listening to some good spaced out bands called true widow and south pacific. one's shoegaze, the other is like slowcore.
What the Christ is Slowcore even
jim... bring honor to your family and go listen to down colorful hill, I could live in hope, bedhead - bedhead, songs about leaving, true widow s/t, codeine - fridged stars, slowcore is one of the best genres ever.
I heard Codeine once and it was alright
you're gonna base half a dozen albums I recommended to you off of your impression of the one of them you heard?
Nah just saying how I felt about Codeine. I think I listened to True Widow once and shit was pretty cool

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Gaming / Re: Turtle Beach XO Four recalled - Healh risk
« on: October 27, 2015, 11:14:37 AM »
>gaming headsets

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I've been listening to some good spaced out bands called true widow and south pacific. one's shoegaze, the other is like slowcore.
What the Christ is Slowcore even
jim... bring honor to your family and go listen to down colorful hill, I could live in hope, bedhead - bedhead, songs about leaving, true widow s/t, codeine - fridged stars, slowcore is one of the best genres ever.
I heard Codeine once and it was alright

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Replaying Dark Souls to play the Artorias DLC again

I forgot what a massive bitch Artorias is. I have a +15 great club and Sunlight Blade and he still rapes my ass when I get him down to half health.

What a guy.

Just roll.


Roll everywhere.
No I know but it's been a while since I last fought him and I lost the timing I used to have for him.

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I've been listening to some good spaced out bands called true widow and south pacific. one's shoegaze, the other is like slowcore.
What the Christ is Slowcore even

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YouTube


dude this album starts with 15 minutes of avant garde-y classical what

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The Flood / Re: Blow jobs
« on: October 26, 2015, 02:07:44 PM »
I could go for one right now

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