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2821
« on: November 28, 2015, 04:21:37 PM »
Want to watch it. Don't want to get amazon prime for one show.
I have a 30 day free trial. Hannibal is free too so I am gunna binge watch that probs. It seems like a decent deal to me.
2822
« on: November 28, 2015, 04:20:55 PM »
So anyway it's a cool show. The aesthetic is cool too, and I think they do a good job of depicting the alt-future. I liked it overall, but basically I just think they need to tighten up the characters and the plot a little bit and get rid of weird shit like the Marshall.
2823
« on: November 28, 2015, 04:19:03 PM »
also frank is a jew you fucking Semite sympathiser
A sexy jew
2824
« on: November 28, 2015, 04:18:30 PM »
Spoiler The Plot: The plot of the show is pretty solid as far as I'm concerned. Philip K Dick is pretty brilliant in my opinion, and I think all of his stories have interesting concepts to them. I am not particularly good at noticing plot holes and the like, but I'll talk about what I do notice.
I think the first few episodes struggle a little bit to get the ball rolling and keep you interested, but as it goes on it becomes easier to stay interested. I never found myself interested in Juliana or Joe for the first couple of episodes, only what was happening elsewhere with Frank, John, Tagomi and the rest. I do think, however, the mystery of the films keeps you motivated to watch even through Juliana and Joe's little adventure, and I think throughout the show the subtle sci-fi(?) is handled very well and doesn't drown you in it until the end. I've already talked about how much I enjoyed Frank and John's stories the most (along with Wegener as well), and the assassination of the emperor was interesting, especially discovering afterward what that envelope was that Wegener was trying to get to the Science Minister. My only real complaints with the plot beyond what I've already mentioned come from weird subplots like the antique dealer. It just felt weird and out of place to me, like they were trying to make him more important than he really is. My other complaints come from the resistance and how goddamn stupid they are. First, Juliana has her little dumb shit romance thing with Joe, when she barely knows the guy, but her panties get wet anyway because he saved her life and he has a sick ass jawline. So because of this, Juliana is constantly risking her life and her husband's life for some guy she just thinks is nice. AT THE SAME TIME, the resistance KEEPS HER AROUND DESPITE THE FACT THAT SHE KEEPS SCREWING UP EVERYTHING BECAUSE SHE'S RETARDED AS SHIT. They clearly are all business all the time no bullshit people, so WHY THE SHIT DO THEY KEEP HER AROUND? And then by the end she lets Joe escape on a boat cus "LOL I TRUST YOU NOT THE FILM XDDDD" seriously Juliana you dumb bitch jesus christ.
2825
« on: November 28, 2015, 04:05:00 PM »
Spoilers for the whole show basically Mini Review:
So I have never read the book this show is based on, but I assume it's vastly different, as the book is only 200 something pages and this show will probably have more than one season with another 10 episodes, each lasting an hour or so. With that said, I really like this show and the sci-fi alt-history idea PKD imagined.
The Actors/Characters: I think overall the main cast does a pretty decent job. Joe is a little eh at times, but I can't decide if it's because I can't stand him as a character or if it's because of his acting skills. They try really hard to make you feel empathy for Joe and relate to him, but I just found him insufferable from beginning to end.
Juliana is pretty solid and DROP DEAD GORGEOUS HOLY SHIT. She has a tendency to be a fairly empty character to me in the beginning, and I'm not really interested in her story until a couple episodes in.
I don't think any of the main cast are particularly extraordinary, but my favorites are Frank, Tagomi and John. I think Frank is my favorite character overall, and I immediately took to the guy and empathized with him more than anyone. To me, he's the only truly 100% admirable character in the show besides a couple of more minor characters like Ed. He is practically thrust into a life that he didn't ask for and didn't want by Juliana, and though I understand Juliana's reasoning, you can't deny it was incredibly selfish to do what she did, almost indifferent to how it affects Frank. Frank loses three people he cares about, nearly loses a fourth (Juliana) all for a cause that he didn't even want to fight for. Despite being shafted in every episode, Frank is pretty badass and gets shit done, only really making one real mistake; unfortunately, the mistake was enormous and costly.
Interestingly enough, another person I found easy to empathize with was John, despite being a high ranking Nazi and relatively merciless and cold. Through his talk with Wegener we find that he isn't entirely proud of his actions, but he feels them necessary to live in what he feels is a better world than the alternative. His son develops a crippling disease, something which I haven't seen often explored in Nazi-focused movies/shows. I think he was overall a really strong character, and I'm glad he wasn't yet killed off because I feel that would a) deny the show a good character and b) trivialize the issue with his son.
Tagomi isn't an incredibly deep character, but he's interesting in the sense that he's trying to keep peace between the pacific states and the Reich, who are on the verge of war, a war which some of the Nazis (not Hitler) are trying to ignite to take control of the Japanese empire. He's a pretty decent guy, interestingly enough.
Now a character I hate, thankfully one who is very minor, is The Marshall. What the shit was that? Some cheeky cowboy western shit? Jesus Christ. I am cool with getting cheeky and shit but only if the tone of the show as a whole embraces it. It was just out of left field, an over the top wannabe cowboy who chews on a goddamn toothpick and strings up a Jew in the street and just leaves him there. What the shit was that seriously?
2826
« on: November 28, 2015, 03:32:55 PM »
How about I give a review of your tight butthole?
ok
2827
« on: November 28, 2015, 03:32:27 PM »
Depends on the tattoo. I love some, hate others. I hate most sleeves and I really only like a couple of tattoos on a person.
2828
« on: November 28, 2015, 02:46:12 PM »
Pretty sick show.
I'll give a mini review later probs with my complaints
2829
« on: November 27, 2015, 05:10:46 PM »
Stop posting
2830
« on: November 27, 2015, 05:06:00 PM »
Reported for shota
2831
« on: November 27, 2015, 02:19:59 PM »
M83 - Dead Cities, Red Seas & Lost Ghosts
2832
« on: November 27, 2015, 03:57:06 AM »
I'm a biter
2833
« on: November 26, 2015, 10:40:34 PM »
Jim should narrate
tfw people like your sexy ass voice
2834
« on: November 26, 2015, 10:37:06 PM »
I bought like 6 books, 3 games (thinking of buying a few more on the Steam sale), and a sweatshirt
2835
« on: November 26, 2015, 08:55:33 PM »
The idea of God is just the human mind trying to make sense of the world by applying their humanity to it. It's why people assume there has to be a "designer"; because humans are designers. It's why people assume there must be a "reason" or "purpose" for everything that happens. Because humans use reason. It's why people for thousands of years assumed humanlike superbeings were responsible for everything they didn't understand (including, by the way, the cause of the universe's existence).
The reason we do these things is because we think we're special, or that the universe is somehow "for" us or "favors" us. Let's face it. This "God" is incredibly humanlike. He's a creator, a designer, he has intelligence, he has intentions, he has convictions, he has a gender, etc. We only assume that a being like that is out there because it's human nature. But the idea of there being a humanlike being out there is entirely laughable. About as likely as finding another race of humans lightyears away. Even if some deity existed, why in all of astronomically low chances would it be humanlike?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wc2t8mU46Y
2836
« on: November 26, 2015, 08:53:06 PM »
Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there.
Although there is some merit to what you are saying, it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality.
I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero tallerants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.
Make my words, when you get down to bees nests it doesn't take rocket signs to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MPQVkKs4sR
2837
« on: November 26, 2015, 08:44:49 PM »
2838
« on: November 26, 2015, 08:38:22 PM »
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that sure hit the spot ok now repeat that fucking epic ass M E M E
I'm gunna save the autism sperg out ones for another day
2839
« on: November 26, 2015, 08:36:21 PM »
2840
« on: November 26, 2015, 08:35:49 PM »
REMOVE MATERIA remove materia
you are worst turk. you are the turk idiot you are the turk smell. return to shinra. to our shinra cousins you may come our lifestream. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,jenova we will never forgeve you. alien rascal FUck but fuck asshole turk stink shinra kupo kupo..turk genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead turk..ahahahahahJENOVA WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget promised land .jenova we kill sephiroth , jenova return to your precious outer space….hahahahaha idiot turk and shinra smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE MATERIA FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. avalanche+soldier+shinra+holy=kill jenova…you will promisedland/ arieth alive in lifestream, arieth making holy of lifestream . fast limit break arierth lifestream. we are rich and have gil now hahahaha ha because of arieth… you are ppoor stink turk… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in the slums
arieth alive numbr one #1 in lifestream ….fuck the shinra ,..FUCKk ashol turks no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and company. aries aliv and real strong wizard kill all the turk farm aminal with limit break magic now we the avalanche rule .ape of the zoo presidant rufus shinra fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and sephiroth wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. midgar greattst countrey
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2842
« on: November 26, 2015, 08:02:06 PM »
2843
« on: November 26, 2015, 03:56:43 PM »
I think we all know I'd be in MILF porn that involved licking ass...
Get out that's my thing
Then their'll have to be two of us, cause that's just my age group.
No, the tribe has spoken and voted me as resident milfhunter, so you will have to step down my friend
Compromise: I'll take the ex-punkers that have tats, you take the sexy soccer moms
Alright that works for me
Cool. I can't afford the soccer moms anyways. A case of bud light is cheaper than 2 bottles of good wine.
Worth it
2844
« on: November 26, 2015, 03:51:14 PM »
I think we all know I'd be in MILF porn that involved licking ass...
Get out that's my thing
Then their'll have to be two of us, cause that's just my age group.
No, the tribe has spoken and voted me as resident milfhunter, so you will have to step down my friend
Compromise: I'll take the ex-punkers that have tats, you take the sexy soccer moms
Alright that works for me
2845
« on: November 26, 2015, 03:50:54 PM »
You know things are bad when fucking Midget talks common sense.
2846
« on: November 26, 2015, 03:44:48 PM »
2847
« on: November 26, 2015, 03:00:30 PM »
Spoiler (This is a furry and a human relationships and hopefully and you read this. This will be a manga soon enough.)
Narrator: In the past of 1700s, a muscle furry grey wolf name Kashi Senpai who is a captain of the samurai clans of the Samurai Kingdom. He was told that the king wanted to see him. He in the throne room to see his king's emergency. Kashi kneel down to his king.
Kashi: You want to see me your majesty?
King: I have a mission for you to do.
Kashi: What is it?
Narrator: The king is a powerful old lion man who is in charge of Samurai Kingdom. He's been a king over 20 years after his father's death from his sickness. The king gave the scroll to Kashi's hands.
Kashi: What is this?
King: This is a scroll, I wanted you to send this to a Tasume Kingdom. Give this to there king.
Kashi: What is it about your majesty?
King: This is an letter for him that he needs to understand what's going on. It will be a long journey for you so I'm counting on you. Don't fail me Kashi.
Kashi: Yes you majesty. I'll be on my way to him. Don't you worry about it.
King: Wait.
Kashi: Yes your majesty?
King: I want someone to go with you since it's going to be a long journey.
Kashi: A partner for me?
King: Yes, come forward.
Narrator: A human man came through the door and went by the king's throne. Kashi looked at him. This human is a handsome man with nice body of course including of his muscles.
Kashi: Who's this man?
King: This is Brian Sensa, he will be going with you to your long journey of your mission.
Brian: It's nice to meet finally. I'm a big fan of you Kashi and I hope I can do what ever I can to help you along of your journey.
Kashi: Are you sure about this your majesty?
King: Yes. Know go my warrior.
Kashi: As you wish, come Brain.
Brian: Okay.
Narrator: Kashi and Brian left the kingdom and now begin to there mission of a long journey to reach to Tasume Kingdom. They will have to face demons, bandits, and monsters along a way. Half hours later, they reached to a deepest dark forest and Brian stop. Kashi looked back and stop.
Kashi: What's wrong Brian.
Brian: I need a rest, my feet are killing me.
Kashi: *Sigh* Fine lets rest here for a while.
Brian: Finally.
Kashi: Going to make a bum fire.
Brian: Let me help you captain.
Kashi: No, it's okay. I can do it by myself, you need to rest.
Brian: Alright captain.
Kashi: Please just call me Kashi.
Brian: Alright Kashi. I like that name.
Kashi: Uhhh thanks.
Narrator: Kashi blushed and just turn away. He went to find sticks to make bum fire while Brian sits down by the tree to rest up. 20 minutes later, Kashi finish making bum fire and sit across from the bum fire. Kashi looked back at Brian. Brian fell asleep by the tree.
Kashi: Wow like he sleeps like a baby haha. I've wonder why the king want him to tag along with me like does he has a skill to fight with me or something. *Sigh*
Brian (Sleep Talk): Haha, you funny Kashi. I've always a fan when I saw you.
Kashi: Huh? Is he dreaming about me? That's strange.
Narrator: Kashi went to hunt down a boar for dinner. He found one and strike throught the boar head with his sword. Kashi has been a Samurai Captain for 10 years that been carry a power inside of him when he was born of it. Kashi was 18 years old when he joined the and become a samurai. Kashi now has become so powerful of being Samurai so that' why he was good with swords to hunt down boar or other animals to eat for dinner. Kashi carry the boar back where Brian is. He put down the boar when he got back and begin to cut up the boar. Few minutes later, Brian woke up of the delicious smell.
Brian: Hmmmm like what is that good smell.
Kashi: Oh you're awake. Dinner is almost ready.
Brian: I'm so hungry.
Kashi: Don't worry like it's almost done. So uh Brian right?
Brian: Yes. What is it Kashi?
Kashi: Tell me about you?
Brian: Okay. Lets see, I'm 23 years old a single man. I've love egg soup so much also like eating boar too. I've always work out to join the clan. I've do like to talk alot and sometime I can be annoying. I don't love to run and like to cook too.
Kashi: Huh? You cook?
Brian: Yeah like I been cooking so much of delicious foods. It is hard to make it delicious but I did it right. I do have a sexy butt haha.
Kashi: Uh why you said that!
Brian: What's wrong of me saying that I have a sexy butt.
Kashi: It's, it's just wrong okay.
Brian: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to be embarrassed you.
Kashi: Just don't say it again okay.
Brian: Okay I won't say it again. So tell me about you.
Kashi: Well uh I was a Samurai Captain for 10 years and I do have powers with my sword.
Brian: Really! I would love to see it.
Kashi: Uh not right now okay.
Brian: Alright, tell me more about yourself.
Kashi: I do love to workout like you and I've always love to hunt down animals for dinner.
Brian: What about your family Kashi?
Narrator: Kashi was silent and it really disturb him. He didn't want to tell him about it because it can cause him nightmare of what happen to his parents. But he know that Brian might be a guy that he will trust so he told him about it.
Kashi: They both died after from bandits. I couldn't do anything because I was just a little kid that year.
Brian: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that about your parents death. My parents died from there sickness. I was crying so hard when I was a kid too that I miss my parents so much.
Kashi: I'm sorry to hear that.
Brian: Thanks. I really do still miss my parents, how about you?
Kashi: Same here.
Brian: Oh it looks like it's ready.
Narrator: Kashi and Brian begin to eat to boar after it was done cooking.
Brian: Hmmmmm like it's so good like I love the taste of there flavor.
Kashi: I know right.
Brian: Hmm like I so happy to eat this that all of my energy is back.
Kashi (Mind Talking): What's this felling like I felt like that I starting to like this guy. I never had this feeling before.
Narrator: It was so dark that it was nighttime already so they both took a nap after dinner. Kashi is staring at Brian while Brian fall asleep. Kashi blush and tried to turn the other way. He tried not to think about it. The next day, they both woke up.
Brian: What a peaceful night we have.
Kashi: I agree. Come on let's get moving, we still have a mission.
Brian: Alright.
Narrator: Kashia took some left over boar to bring to eat later if they both get hungry. They left and move on. They reached the tall hill and tried to hike up the hill. Brian went first and Kashi was behind him. Kashi kept blushing that he keep staring at Brian's butt.
Kashi (Mind Talking: God like he dones has a sexy butt. I can't stop staring at it.
Narrator: Brian looks back to Kashi.
Brian: How everything back there, I hope you're not tired already.
Kashi: Uhh no, not at all hehe.
Brian: Okay, that's good.
Narrator: They kept moving and Kashi still staring at Brian's butt. Kashi starting to feel something and he looked down that his private things is getting hard.
Kashi (Talking Mind): Oh my god! I have to think something or else he will see me like this. Try not to think about his butt, try not to think about his butt.
Narrator: They reached to the top and begin to move forward. Kashi was relief and not leading the way to Tasume Kingdom. They kept walking and a Muscle handsome tauren looked at them behind the trees. He begin to stare at Brian and begin to a plan of something.
Mysterious Tauren: It looks like I will have an entertainment from that boy hehe.
Kashi: Come let's keep moving.
Brian: Hold on like I have to catch my breath.
Kashi: *sigh* Huh?
Narrator: A smoke bomb was toss in front of them.
Kashi: Look out!
Brian: Huh?
Narrator: That smoke bomb explode and big a form of a fog.
Kashi: *Cough* Cover your nose.
Narrator: It was too late for Brian and he collapse on the ground. He begin to fell asleep. Kashi thought it was a smoke bomb but it was a sleeping bomb to make people to sleep if they smell it.
Kashi: Brian!
Narrator: The Tauren appear in front of Kashi and begin to grab Brian.
Kashi: Hey! Who are you and what are you doing to Brian!
Mysterious Tauren: Hehehe, now he is mine!
Narrator: The Tauren escape and kidnapped Brian. Kashi this to follow him but his minions attack Kashi to slow him down.
Kashi: Let me through! HAAAAAAAAAAA take that! No, BRIAN!
Narrator: Several minute later, Brian woke up on a bed. He appeared in some type of palace or something.
Brian: Huh? Where am I? Kashi! Are you here! Where are you Kashi!
Mysterious Tauren: Looks like he won't be here to save you hehehe.
Brian: Who, who are you? What do you want from me?
Mysterious Tauren: I'm Kalo the mightiest tauren. And now that you are awake this should be fun hehehe.
Brian: What are you going to do to me?
Kalo the Mightiest: Hehehe, you will see now here I come!
Brian: Don't kill me please!
Narrator: The tauren grabbed Brian and begin to lick his neck.
Brian: Huh? Uh hey stop that, what are you doing! Let me go! What are you doing! STOP!
Kalo the Mightiest: I'm going to make you my bitch and my bride hehehe.
Brian: Huh? Hey stop let me go to monster! There is not way I'll be your bride like your crazy!
Kalo the Mightiest: That ass of yours hehehe. I'm going to fuck it and make you mine forever hehehe.
Brian: NOOO! Please stop!
Narrator: Kalo ripped Brian shirt and lick his pec and touching his private spot. He pinch his nipples and starting to rip his pants. Brian was half naked.
Brian: No! I don't want this! Please let me go!
Kalo the Mightiest: Hehe you looks so sexy and now I'm going to loose that tight hole hehehe.
Narrator: All of suddenly, Kashi broke through the wall and found Brian being sexually assaulted by Kalo.
Kashi: LET GO OF BRIAN! YOU FILTHY MONSTER!
Kalo the Mightiest: Well, well, looks like we have trouble here to interrupted our fun.
Narrator: Kalo got off the bed and begin to attack Kashi. Kashi dodged his attack and begin to take out his sword and strike down Kalo's head but Kalo took out his stone bat to block it. Kashi tries to break his guard and using all of his power to break his weapon.
Brian: Ka..shi.
Kashi: I won't let you have Brian! I will protect him with my life! I will not let Brian get hurt anymore!
Kalo the Mightiest: Hehe, it looks like this guy like you Brian.
Brian: Huh?
Kashi (Anger Yell): AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I will cut you in half!
Brian (Talking Mind): Does he has feeling for me, is that why he's here to rescue me and trying to protect me?
Narrator: Kashi's anger begin to increase his power and starting to break Kalo' weapon.
Kalo the Mightiest: What! Impossible! How can you break my weapon.
Kashi: MY POWER OF POWERFUL THAN YOU STUPID WEAPON OF YOURS! I WILL PROTECT BRIAN NO MATTER WHAT!
Narrator: Kalo's weapon break and Kalo dodge Kashi's attack.
Kalo the Mightiest: Hehe, looks like your more powerful than me but I'll be back and you will never ever wish to see me again once I finish you off and take you boy with me!
Narrator: Kalo retreat. Kashi put his sword away. Brian got up and went by Kashi. When he went by Kashi, Kashi hug Brian and feel so guilty that ever happen that he fail to protect him.
Brian: Kashi..
Kashi: I thought I might lost you like I don't want to loose you.
Brian: It's okay Kashi, thanks to you that you rescue me on time. Don't worry like I'm not mad at you.
Kashi: Brian..
Narrator: They return back to the path there were before while Kashi was carrying Brian on this arms.
Kashi: You're clothes, there were ripped by that asshole.
Brian: It's okay, don't worry about it.
Narrator: Kashi give him his kimono to him.
Brian: Huh? Isn't this your...
Kashi: Keep it. Beside were getting close to a village up ahead. Once we get there, I will buy you some clothes.
Brian: Okay. hehehe
Kashi: Come on, lets get going.
Brian: Wait! Uh, what that tauren says like is it true that you love me?
Kashi: I was just doing that because It was my duty so why would you think of that I love you.
Brian: Never mind, I was just wondering hehe.
Kashi: Come on, lets get moving.
Narrator: They got to the village and they went in the shop to buy clothes for Brian. Brian begins to wear his new clothes and Brian loves it. Kashi blush that his sexy butt is kind of showing. Kashi bought it and they when to find a inn to stay over for a night. They got in and all girls was surrounding Brian.
Girls: Omg! You look so cute like did you work out hehehe. Oh my like I love your sexy butt.
Brian: Please don't touch me there ladies.
Girls: Omg hehehe
Narrator: Kashi was kind of jealous and he went down the hall and saw his old friend.
Kashi: Huh, Yuko?
Yuko: Oh uhhh..what are you doing here?
Kashi: I would be asking the same question to you too.
Yuko: Well I live here now you know.
Kashi: I missed you 4 years like you know I couldn't stop thinking about you like I thought you were dead.
Yuko: No no, I'm alive.
Kashi: Why didn't you tell me 4 years ago?
Yuko: I didn't want to hurt you. I'm sorry that I worried you about me.
Kashi: *sigh*
Yuko: What's the matter?
Kashi: Well..
Narrator: Kashi told Yuko of his story.
Yuko: So you do love Brian, that boy that surrounded by those girls.
Kashi: Yes like I don't know why like I there something in my heart that I love him because his personality, same feelings like me, and I just can't stop staring at him.
Yuko: Why won't you tell him?
Kashi: If I tell him, I don't think he will like me again.
Yuko: I don't think he will reject you beside Brian looks like a nice man. I'm probably sure that he will accept it.
Kashi: Are you sure?
Yuko: Yes, I do sure about it.
Kashi: Thank you Yuko.
Yuko: Hey that's what friends for hehe.
Kashi: Hehe
Yuko: I have to get going right now.
Kashi: Where are you heading?
Yuko: I'm meeting my boyfriend at the party so see ya!
Kashi: Hey! You didn't tell me that you have a boyfriend!
Narrator: Yuko left already and didn't hear what he said. Kashi went in the inn and wanted to talk to Brian.
Girls: Please I want do more fun stuff!
Brian: Sorry I can't.
Girls: Awwww!
Brian (Talking Mind): I don't date girls like why won't they get it!
Kashi: Brian!
Brian: Huh? Yes, Kashi?
Kashi: Come here, there is something I want to talk to you about.
Brian: Okay, girls like I have to go right now.
Girls: If you wanted to talk more cutie like we will be here hehe.
Narrator: Brian went by Kashi. They both went in there own room and Kashi begin to say something to Brian.
Kashi: I have something to tell you about.
Brian: What is it?
Kashi: I...I
Brian: Go on.
Kashi: I have a feelings for you since we begin to know each other since in that forest. I always can't stop staring at you because I like you and I always love you.
Brian: Kashi..
Kashi: I didn't want to lose you, if I lose you I will go crazy.
Narrator: Brian kiss Kashi on the mouth. Kashi didn't expect that to happen.
Brian: Why didn't you tell me about this?
Kashi: I thought you will not like me again.
Brian: Why would you think of that?
Kashi: I don't know.
Brian: I love you too Kashi.
Kashi: Brian I have a something else to say.
Brian: What is it?
Kashi: Will you be my bride forever with my until we die.
Brian: I..I would love to.
Narrator: Kashi and Brian kiss and lay on the bed. They kept kissing and begin to take there clothes off.
Kashi: I love you babe.
Brian: I love you too my love.
Narrator: Kashi begin to lick Brian's neck all away down to his private spot. Kashi begin to suck Brian's penis. Brian moan and he likes it. Kashi begin to loosen up his tight hole and begin to put Kashi penis in his hole.
Brian: Oh, uh, yeah, that feels good.
Kashi: We will make children babe and become a family my love.
Brian: Idiot like I can't get pregnant.
Kashi: Don't you worry I will get you pregnant with my child.
Narrator: Kashi begin to thrust harder and harder.
Brian: Yes!!! Harder!! Oh! Ah!
Kashi: Babe, I'm getting close.
Brian: Cum inside me please!
Narrator: Kashi and Brian kiss after Kashi came inside of Brian.
Kashi: I love you.
Brian: I love you too.
Narrator: They both fell asleep together and cuddle up together.
Kashi: Go night babe.
Brian: Go night my love.
To Be Continue........
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give me a bit to collect myself and I'll finish it jesus christ
absolute perfection
I tried. I couldn't finish it
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Fi5meSArJg
was that your mum talking in the background at the beginning
No it was yours
ok
Alright
here's a goatmom
My dick
I am buying Undertale as soon as it goes on sale on Steam just for the goat mom
idk if you know this already but in the game you can call toriel "mom" and then flirt with her over the phone
Jesus Christ when will it go on sale
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« on: November 26, 2015, 02:31:26 PM »
I think we all know I'd be in MILF porn that involved licking ass...
Get out that's my thing
Then their'll have to be two of us, cause that's just my age group.
No, the tribe has spoken and voted me as resident milfhunter, so you will have to step down my friend
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« on: November 26, 2015, 02:00:30 PM »
I think we all know I'd be in MILF porn that involved licking ass...
Get out that's my thing
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« on: November 26, 2015, 01:59:15 PM »
same
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