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1771
« on: January 21, 2016, 06:19:08 PM »
I've been having... These weird thoughts lately.
Like, is any of this for real?
Or not?
1772
« on: January 21, 2016, 06:05:39 PM »
Can we move this to serious, please?
1773
« on: January 21, 2016, 05:29:09 PM »
Yeah
1774
« on: January 21, 2016, 04:44:07 PM »
No, like, something that's around 100 words or so. I just need to prove that I read it, not that I read a plot summary on SparkNotes.
Just say some really really really really really (repeat till 100 words) bad shit went down.
1775
« on: January 21, 2016, 04:42:31 PM »
post some chill ass music i can choke myself in my basement to
Choke as in kill yourself or some kind of degenerate sexual practice?
Suicide:
this whole album
Sexual Degeneracy:
NSFW TITTIES ON THE ALBUM COVER
got anything jazzy?
1776
« on: January 21, 2016, 04:40:56 PM »
Some kids in a boys choir or some shit crash on an island and set up a government on the island with two boys trying to fight for control. Piggy dies RIP. Shit goes down and then a helicopter comes to take them home and they realize they just fukkin killed a fat kid the end.
1777
« on: January 21, 2016, 04:39:20 PM »
Alien
Blade Runner
The Thing (if that counts)
BOTH Trons (that's right)
Dredd (if that counts)
All count. I agree with all being god tier except Dredd
Fukk you Dredd is one of the best movies ever made.
Karl Urban is amazing. Not gonna argue that. Plus it's by far the most accurate depiction of the comic. But thry used the drug's effects too liberally. Stop-time was cool in the Matrix. By the time Dredd came out it was cliche
Dredd>The Matrix
You're high
I'm right
1778
« on: January 21, 2016, 04:36:55 PM »
post some chill ass music i can choke myself in my basement to
Choke as in kill yourself or some kind of degenerate sexual practice? Suicide: this whole album Sexual Degeneracy: NSFW TITTIES ON THE ALBUM COVER
1779
« on: January 21, 2016, 04:35:36 PM »
btw ur pretty sexy tho fam js
Thanks...? Lol.
I was going to say something to you but, y'know, half your face was covered and I was suspicious that you had another head hidden behind that camera or something.
Nah I was hiding my conjoined twin
1780
« on: January 21, 2016, 04:31:19 PM »
I'm just saying -- we're more alike than you think. Deal with it.
btw ur pretty sexy tho fam js
1781
« on: January 21, 2016, 04:29:47 PM »
I'm just saying -- we're more alike than you think. Deal with it.
Deal with this dick
1782
« on: January 21, 2016, 04:27:43 PM »
-Boohoo someone spoiled a fictional story for me I'm gunna go cry about it. It's grade-A autism.
Spoilers? Really? I mean, I hate it when people spoil things with malicious intent -- but I feel the same thing about... virtually anything else that's driven by malice.
Deci didn't even spoil Star Wars for me, I was just pissed off because he COULD have. And he did for others.
If you got over this "I cut myself and listen to Marilyn Manson and shop at Hot Topic" tier autism you'd probably be a lot more tolerable.
I don't do either of those things, though.
I can understand if you have your own personal shit going on and I can sympathize with that, but regardless your attitude is intolerable for me.
I can't help but feel you haven't even tried to tolerate it. 'Cuz if you did, I reckon you'd be surprised.
I can't tolerate someone who flips their shit and spergs out over spoilers. Sorry.
1783
« on: January 21, 2016, 04:26:12 PM »
Is there anything that can't be shoved up there?
how can I make a man outta youuuu Put it in my ass
My ego
1784
« on: January 21, 2016, 04:17:54 PM »
how can I make a man outta youuuu
Put it in my ass
1785
« on: January 21, 2016, 04:17:11 PM »
Why is reading so tedious?
It isn't if you're reading something you enjoy reading.
1786
« on: January 21, 2016, 04:16:41 PM »
You bug me.
Why?
You're like Verbatim if he had no redeeming qualities.
Verb and I aren't really all that similar, though. We just agree on a few select things and are vocal about it.
-Your attitude about everything is juvenile. I don't feel even a little bit bad for you because you perpetuate your own suffering. Boohoo someone spoiled a fictional story for me I'm gunna go cry about it. It's grade-A autism. If you got over this "I cut myself and listen to Marilyn Manson and shop at Hot Topic" tier autism you'd probably be a lot more tolerable. I can understand if you have your own personal shit going on and I can sympathize with that, but regardless your attitude is intolerable for me. -You're alike in the sense that you can both be dreadfully insufferable.
1787
« on: January 21, 2016, 04:11:00 PM »
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Fukk you 
1788
« on: January 21, 2016, 04:09:40 PM »
What's your anal circumference?
Idk but I can fit a Sharpie into it
hot
Um excuse me but that's gay
1789
« on: January 21, 2016, 04:09:15 PM »
lfp?
I don't know anything about the Independent Filmmaker Project
1790
« on: January 21, 2016, 04:08:43 PM »
What's your problem with me?
You bug me. You're like Verbatim if he had no redeeming qualities.
1791
« on: January 21, 2016, 04:07:56 PM »
when's the soonest you can kill yourself.
My schedule is booked for the next few months. I'll get back to you.
1792
« on: January 21, 2016, 04:07:03 PM »
What's your anal circumference?
Idk but I can fit a Sharpie into it
1793
« on: January 21, 2016, 04:04:28 PM »
Ask me anything
1794
« on: January 21, 2016, 04:02:48 PM »
Only if you are spending your time alone with your mommy <3
Nah.
Unless you plan on sharing a hotel room, then it's odd when you try to bring back skanky foreign chicks from the bar.
Yeah that probably wouldn't go down to well.
Just ask your mommy to take care of it for you
C'mon man, don't be saying weird, lewd stuff like that in my wholesome thread.
There is nothing lewd or unwholesome about love between a mommy and her son
1795
« on: January 21, 2016, 03:59:58 PM »
You make me wet
1796
« on: January 21, 2016, 03:58:54 PM »
Nah.
Unless you plan on sharing a hotel room, then it's odd when you try to bring back skanky foreign chicks from the bar.
Yeah that probably wouldn't go down to well.
Just ask your mommy to take care of it for you
1797
« on: January 21, 2016, 03:57:01 PM »
Only if you are spending your time alone with your mommy <3
1798
« on: January 21, 2016, 03:53:47 PM »
I win suck my dick
1799
« on: January 21, 2016, 03:50:52 PM »
Korra, threesome, me, you and Kitsune
lets go.
Where's my invite?
I left it on your mother's nightstand
Why the fuck would you do that? We don't live in the same state.
It fell outta my pocket when she ripped my pants off of me so I picked it up and put it where I could reach it.
Forgot about it till just now.
Shit man, is it still valid?
Maybe but by the time you get to her house probably not.
I'll have her mail it to the gang bang and arrive just in time
kk fam u got it 
1800
« on: January 21, 2016, 03:45:23 PM »
Titsune fit on my sace
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