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« on: January 25, 2016, 09:27:41 PM »
If you weren't you could do cool things like turn down surprise sex. I remember times, waking up to a gf prepping me in the middle of the night for sexy times, and just being like "aahhhheeeeehhhhhh, nope get off I'm sleeping". Those are the words of a truly satisfied fellow.
No that's gay I want to be fucking something 24/7 ideally.
Not realistic. You would never want to/be able to do that.
No I want to, but you're right I couldn't
1622
« on: January 25, 2016, 09:24:48 PM »
why does everyone dress like they're in high school
Why do you dress like dad-core Fonzi?
1623
« on: January 25, 2016, 09:23:29 PM »
me too. i fap at least twice a day now.
dude same we're twinsies
1624
« on: January 25, 2016, 09:23:05 PM »
If you weren't you could do cool things like turn down surprise sex. I remember times, waking up to a gf prepping me in the middle of the night for sexy times, and just being like "aahhhheeeeehhhhhh, nope get off I'm sleeping". Those are the words of a truly satisfied fellow.
No that's gay I want to be fucking something 24/7 ideally.
1625
« on: January 25, 2016, 09:21:25 PM »
1626
« on: January 25, 2016, 09:19:27 PM »
1627
« on: January 25, 2016, 09:18:16 PM »
Why haven't you ended your own life yet? Everyone here wants you to.
I don't want him to
1628
« on: January 25, 2016, 09:16:14 PM »
I just find it funny how so may people get triggered by the word socialism like it's a dirty word
It is a dirty word
1629
« on: January 25, 2016, 09:10:35 PM »
Any thoughts as to why?
No
1630
« on: January 25, 2016, 09:07:15 PM »
Am I the Benjamin Button of masturbation?
1631
« on: January 25, 2016, 09:00:18 PM »
Bernie is a gross commie
1632
« on: January 25, 2016, 08:39:56 PM »
Only if you're desperate and looking in the wrong places
Yeah... Yeah.
*waits*
Fuck
Don't do it Jim. Your life is worth far more than this loser getting laid.
I am not nearly selfish enough to kill myself and deprive you all of my beauty and sparkling personality.
1633
« on: January 25, 2016, 08:38:22 PM »
Only if you're desperate and looking in the wrong places
Yeah... Yeah.
*waits*
I think Jim got laid before Roman.
HAHAHAHAHA no
1634
« on: January 25, 2016, 08:37:58 PM »
Only if you're desperate and looking in the wrong places
Yeah... Yeah.
*waits*
Fuck
1635
« on: January 25, 2016, 08:21:45 PM »
1636
« on: January 25, 2016, 07:59:14 PM »
Kitsune is your husband okay with polyandry?
1637
« on: January 25, 2016, 07:32:25 PM »
I love Sammy. I wish he was my lil bro. We'd play video games together and shit.
1638
« on: January 25, 2016, 07:22:17 PM »
Just wearing some PJ pants (commando  ) on the bottom. NEET life B)
1639
« on: January 25, 2016, 07:03:37 PM »
Free blowjobs and you can put it in my ass
1640
« on: January 25, 2016, 06:47:23 PM »
Hi.
what a dork haha More like Mmmmm Napoop haha Cooler than Rocket
1641
« on: January 25, 2016, 06:34:25 PM »
I never wear any underwear.
Get out degenerate
1642
« on: January 25, 2016, 06:34:03 PM »
I'm not either
coincidence?
We're twinsies!
welcome to the sameface club
:|
1643
« on: January 25, 2016, 06:31:43 PM »
Didn't really need to know you like going commando.
I like going commando
1644
« on: January 25, 2016, 06:31:26 PM »
I'm not either
coincidence?
We're twinsies!
1645
« on: January 25, 2016, 06:30:48 PM »
I beseech you Jim
Please give me a dank haiku
Preferably soon
I have nothing bad to say about you, asshole Your timing is 👌
1646
« on: January 25, 2016, 06:29:26 PM »
Discussion value:
Last Edit: Today at 07:27:10 PM by Jim
Kupo if you want pics of my dick just say so gee whiz
1647
« on: January 25, 2016, 06:26:52 PM »
Yeah, we all think that too
1648
« on: January 25, 2016, 06:26:27 PM »
Feels good Discussion value: Favorite brand of underwear
1649
« on: January 25, 2016, 06:24:52 PM »
Jim is like bread
basic but delicious
this is a haiku
What does this mean though I post the haikus faggot Not you, thanks. Butthole
1650
« on: January 25, 2016, 06:23:47 PM »
nya~?
Get your gay weab talk out of my thread, and die by Immolation please.
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