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The Flood / Re: I found the best website ever
« on: October 13, 2014, 06:21:00 PM »

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The Flood / Re: I was in an accident about 3 hours ago
« on: October 13, 2014, 06:19:20 PM »
This is what happens when you deny the word of God

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Serious / Re: No, atheists aren't being oppressed
« on: October 13, 2014, 05:30:01 PM »
Until the NC constitution no longer says I cannot hold public office, yes, we are oppressed.
boohoo waaaahhhhh they won't let me hold office unless i shave my neckbeard! ;____;

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The Flood / Re: ITT- only talk in mlgspeak
« on: October 13, 2014, 05:27:56 PM »
Hey guys it's Tom Taylor

(Tom Taylor)

otherwise known was TSquared

(T squared)

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The Flood / Re: Seriously shitty mother in Walmart
« on: October 13, 2014, 05:22:16 PM »
As much as I disagree with that punishment, I also think the act of recording it and uploading it to YouTube is as bad.
As much as I think you're wrong, I also think you're a fa­ggot

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The Flood / Re: Seriously shitty mother in Walmart
« on: October 13, 2014, 04:40:13 PM »
See, this is why you don't have sex with fat people

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever accidentally masturbated?
« on: October 13, 2014, 04:29:02 PM »
My first time, I started rubbin my dick to some hot ass vanilla sports illustrated youtube vids, and then clear stuff came out, which I didn't know was pre-cum. I freaked out and told my mom. she was like "it's okay chill out faggot".

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The Flood / Re: I missed all of you
« on: October 13, 2014, 04:27:23 PM »
hey qt

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The Flood / Re: [OFFICIAL] Anime feet thread
« on: October 12, 2014, 02:43:39 AM »

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The Flood / Re: [OFFICIAL] Anime feet thread
« on: October 12, 2014, 02:36:38 AM »
Real feet are better

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The Flood / Re: so i searched "hardcore kids" on google
« on: October 12, 2014, 01:43:53 AM »
L M A O

M

A

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The Flood / Re: >TFW Tru is acting like a slut towards everyone but me
« on: October 11, 2014, 10:37:33 PM »
Is Tru your guys' imaginary friend?

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The Flood / Re: Where do you live thread.
« on: October 11, 2014, 10:34:37 PM »
California

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The Flood / Re: >TFW Tru is acting like a slut towards everyone but me
« on: October 11, 2014, 10:24:41 PM »
Literally who?

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The Flood / Re: I Love Cadavers
« on: October 11, 2014, 09:32:07 PM »
This guy in the comments section of Nee Summer is mad desperate for poon.

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The Flood / Re: I Love Cadavers
« on: October 11, 2014, 09:21:32 PM »
Only one way to be sure...
Wanna help?

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The Flood / Re: I Love Cadavers
« on: October 11, 2014, 09:18:07 PM »
Yup, that was definitely Fun Time.
I should clean out some of the spiders in there some time.
Did you ever watch Nee summer?
Yeah I got a boner. I don't remember if I fapped to it or not.

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The Flood / Re: I Love Cadavers
« on: October 11, 2014, 09:14:56 PM »
Oh hey I know you. I was invited to your  group and I was recommended an incest hentai

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The Flood / Re: What type of Fedora i should get?
« on: October 11, 2014, 07:15:01 PM »
That's not a Fedora
How to spot someone who wears a fedora:

 They feel the need to tell you the difference between a fedora and a trilby.

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Gaming / Re: Boy I sure do love games.
« on: October 11, 2014, 05:32:43 PM »
 Some of the responses in this thread make me physically ill.

Metroid Prime

Dark Souls/Demons Souls (tied)

Shadow of the Colossus

ICO

Kingdom Hearts

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The Flood / Re: How do you pass the time when bored?
« on: October 11, 2014, 05:04:22 PM »
Masturbate

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The Flood / Re: Would I get flak for wearing this shirt?
« on: October 11, 2014, 05:03:28 PM »
It's ugly

12953
The Flood / Re: Camnator Put Your Pics Here
« on: October 11, 2014, 04:37:32 PM »
Can I put mine here?

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That's fine. I have no right to involve myself in my mother's sex life.

I would encourage her to avoid fags though, so she probably will turn you down.

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The Flood / Re: Your favourite serial killer?
« on: October 11, 2014, 03:24:39 PM »
Zodiac for how interesting he was

Albert Fish for how royally fucked he was

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The Flood / Re: Celebs You Think Are Hot
« on: October 11, 2014, 03:23:33 AM »
I unironically think Niki is hot.

But like, more in the sense that Twinkies are deliciously disgusting

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The Flood / Re: Do You Prefer White or Black Booty?
« on: October 11, 2014, 02:52:52 AM »
White.

I prefer cute to big.
Who is to say big booties can't be cute?

Let alone BLACK booties can't be cute?

Racist

That would be me. Big booties can't be cute.

Black booties can't be cute.

*shots fired*

*goes down to underground bunker to avoid the mob coming after him*

*turns on super laser defenses that can slice anyone up into bits on demand*
Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima shite fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob.

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The Flood / Re: Do You Prefer White or Black Booty?
« on: October 11, 2014, 02:46:23 AM »
White.

I prefer cute to big.
Who is to say big booties can't be cute?

Let alone BLACK booties can't be cute?

Racist

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The Flood / Re: Do You Prefer White or Black Booty?
« on: October 11, 2014, 02:07:39 AM »
I think on average I find white girls more attractive, but black girls have the most consistently amazing booties. So black booty.

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The Flood / Re: Who Is Most Promiscuous User Here?
« on: October 11, 2014, 02:06:45 AM »
I still have no interest in sex, but I'll eat a booty every night!


Sweet Jesus...

thank you lord. Praise God.

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