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The Flood / Re: 1 2 3 4 5 once I caught a fish alive
« on: February 12, 2016, 02:13:13 PM »
1 2 3 4 I declare a thumb war
if you and I ever have a war it's with our dicks
thats fukkin gay

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The Flood / Re: 1 2 3 4 5 once I caught a fish alive
« on: February 12, 2016, 02:02:37 PM »
1 2 3 4 I declare a thumb war

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The Flood / Re: I'm starting nofap again
« on: February 12, 2016, 01:54:25 PM »
I probably have the highest sex drive here and I can keep my jerking habits down to twice a week easily.

Edging is fun anyway

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The Flood / Re: LMFAO THEISTS: 1, ATHEISTS: 0
« on: February 12, 2016, 01:36:50 PM »
Dawkins is a stuck up cunt anyway. They wouldn't be missing much even if he did attend.

Wait, why?
His stance on religion

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The Flood / Re: I got my life, and it's my only one
« on: February 11, 2016, 11:41:19 PM »
๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘€ good shit goเฑฆิ sHit๐Ÿ‘Œ thats โœ” some good๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œshit right๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œthere๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ rightโœ”there โœ”โœ”if i do ฦฝaาฏ so my self ๐Ÿ’ฏ i say so ๐Ÿ’ฏ thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: สณแถฆแตสฐแต— แต—สฐแต‰สณแต‰) mMMMMแŽทะœ๐Ÿ’ฏ ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘ŒะO0ะžเฌ OOOOOะžเฌ เฌ Ooooแต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ’ฏ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘ŒGood shit

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The Flood / Re: Does My Cat Judge Me For My Porn?
« on: February 11, 2016, 11:39:18 PM »
Sometimes my dog walks in and wants me to pet him when I'm jacking off

goddamn

Pet him with your other hand
I just wanna get off in peace

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The Flood / Re: Does My Cat Judge Me For My Porn?
« on: February 11, 2016, 11:34:11 PM »
Sometimes my dog walks in and wants me to pet him when I'm jacking off

goddamn

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The Flood / Re: Going commando is literally a thousand times better
« on: February 11, 2016, 10:32:18 PM »
It's pretty nice
I'm pretty sure its illegal for me to think about that.
Dirty perverts, the lot of you.
Uh Ender is pure and innocent and I will not let her be corrupted by this degenerate website.
this is why we're friends.
Shut the fuck up Ender

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Gaming / Re: Bought the Legend of Zelda collectors edition
« on: February 11, 2016, 10:31:34 PM »
You're doing yourself a disservice by not playing MM like right now.
but it's been like more than 10 years since I played OoT
but when was the last time you played MM?
Never.

I couldn't figure it out when I was 7
But now you're a Zelda vet, right? When in doubt literally all items out.
I've literally only played OoT and parts of WW and TP

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Gaming / Re: Bought the Legend of Zelda collectors edition
« on: February 11, 2016, 10:26:42 PM »
You're doing yourself a disservice by not playing MM like right now.
but it's been like more than 10 years since I played OoT
but when was the last time you played MM?
Never.

I couldn't figure it out when I was 7

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The Flood / Re: hey guys, im single
« on: February 11, 2016, 09:51:16 PM »
it's okay, having a girlfriend is overrated anyway
Shut the fuck up normie

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Gaming / Re: Bought the Legend of Zelda collectors edition
« on: February 11, 2016, 09:42:14 PM »
You're doing yourself a disservice by not playing MM like right now.
but it's been like more than 10 years since I played OoT

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Gaming / Re: Bought the Legend of Zelda collectors edition
« on: February 11, 2016, 09:41:35 PM »
Fuck OoT and MM.

Play Zelda II.
gunna play that too but I wanna play MM and OoT first

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The Flood / Re: hey guys, im single
« on: February 11, 2016, 09:37:43 PM »
sep7 orgy when?
right now
This is the worst orgy I have ever had the displeasure of participating in.
Worse than that stint at Paula Deen's "underground larder"
I take it you've never had an orgy at a McDonald's play place

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The Flood / Re: hey guys, im single
« on: February 11, 2016, 09:16:20 PM »
*unzips dick*

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The Flood / Re: Going commando is literally a thousand times better
« on: February 11, 2016, 09:15:32 PM »
If I didnt have underwear they'd  pop out of one of the leg holes.
And? Only pussies are self conscious about their dick/balls.
Shit hurts dragging on concrete
A tie mine around my neck like a scarf.

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Gaming / Re: Bought the Legend of Zelda collectors edition
« on: February 11, 2016, 09:15:07 PM »
Thanks for moving this thread to gaming and enabling my laziness mods lmfao fuckin queers

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Gaming / Re: Bought the Legend of Zelda collectors edition
« on: February 11, 2016, 09:14:15 PM »
Play OoT and then MM and then buy TP and play that :^)

Enjoy figuring out where to go with MM's save system too
kk

Also enjoy this DICK bitch

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The Flood / Re: Going commando is literally a thousand times better
« on: February 11, 2016, 09:11:14 PM »
If I didnt have underwear they'd  pop out of one of the leg holes.
And? Only pussies are self conscious about their dick/balls.

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Gaming / Re: Bought the Legend of Zelda collectors edition
« on: February 11, 2016, 09:10:04 PM »

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Gaming / Re: Bought the Legend of Zelda collectors edition
« on: February 11, 2016, 09:06:30 PM »
Fuck you its gunna be in gaming.
Fuck me

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The Flood / Re: Space Ghost: Coast to Coast: autism or best show ever?
« on: February 11, 2016, 09:04:54 PM »
Sonny Sharrock did music for it so it must be decent

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Gaming / Bought the Legend of Zelda collectors edition
« on: February 11, 2016, 09:04:34 PM »
Had it when I was younger but only played OoT.

Should I replay OoT first or play Majoras Mask for the first time.

Kinda leaning towards replaying OoT.

Fuck you I don't want to post in gaming.

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The Flood / Re: I might be a widow
« on: February 11, 2016, 08:22:51 PM »
He fled the country to avoid getting forcefully ejected by Trump

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The Flood / Re: Going commando is literally a thousand times better
« on: February 11, 2016, 08:22:09 PM »
It's pretty nice
I'm pretty sure its illegal for me to think about that.
Dirty perverts, the lot of you.
Uh Ender is pure and innocent and I will not let her be corrupted by this degenerate website.

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The Flood / Re: Going commando is literally a thousand times better
« on: February 11, 2016, 08:06:30 PM »
It's pretty nice
Fucking get out Ender you're too young

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The Flood / Re: hey guys, im single
« on: February 11, 2016, 07:53:40 PM »
What the fuck is this thread.
Everyone is going to take turns fucking me

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