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The Flood / Re: I stepped out onto the midway...
« on: October 25, 2014, 01:49:15 AM »
The sun was setting by the time we left. We walked across the deserted lot, alone. We were tired, but we managed to smile. At the gate I said goodnight to the fortune teller. The carnival sign threw colored shadows on her face, But I could tell she was blushing.

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The Flood / Re: I stepped out onto the midway...
« on: October 25, 2014, 01:43:22 AM »
The girl falters as she steps down from the platform. She clutches her stomach, and begins to heave. The ticket-taker smiles, and the last car is ready. Who told you that you could leave?

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The Flood / Re: I stepped out onto the midway...
« on: October 25, 2014, 01:42:22 AM »
Spinning round, my head begins to turn. I shouted, and searched the sky for a friend. I heard the fortune teller, screaming back at me. We stuck out our hands and met the winds.

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The Flood / Re: I stepped out onto the midway...
« on: October 25, 2014, 01:40:29 AM »
Far below, a soiled man. A bucket of torn tickets at his side. He watches the children run by and picks his teeth.

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The Flood / Re: I stepped out onto the midway...
« on: October 25, 2014, 01:39:41 AM »
Creeping up into the sky. Stopping at the top and starting down. The girl grabbed my hand, I clutched tight. I said goodbye to the ground.

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The Flood / Re: I stepped out onto the midway...
« on: October 25, 2014, 01:38:53 AM »
I pulled back the drape thing on the tent. There was a crystal ball on the table, and behind it, a girl wearing a hat. She smiled, and asked me if I wanted my fortune read. I said okay, and sat down. Then I thought about it for a minute, and asked her if she would rather go on the roller coaster instead.

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The Flood / Re: I stepped out onto the midway...
« on: October 25, 2014, 01:37:41 AM »
I decided to check out the tent, It seemed like I could hear music coming from inside. As I walked toward it, I passed a crowd of people at the sideshow. I couldn't figure out why they would want to wait in line.

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The Flood / I stepped out onto the midway...
« on: October 25, 2014, 01:35:25 AM »
I was looking for the pirate ship, and saw this small, old white tent at one end.It was blue and had white lights hanging all around it.

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The Flood / Re: Some these ads are trying to suduce me.
« on: October 25, 2014, 01:00:23 AM »
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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>I've had my account on Bnet for almost 6 years

>lurked for about a half a year before that

>I'm 18

Are you derailing my thread?
Do you eat shit?

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>I've had my account on Bnet for almost 6 years

>lurked for about a half a year before that

>I'm 18

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The Flood / Re: Who Is Here That Is Not On #Offtopic?
« on: October 24, 2014, 03:55:16 PM »
Me

also I seriously have no idea who Cheat even is

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The Flood / Re: What the fu­ck is eileen paige?
« on: October 24, 2014, 03:54:22 PM »
a boy

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The Flood / Re: ITT: Talk about your best friends
« on: October 24, 2014, 03:15:59 PM »
Wut, why do so many people have no friends. That's.. idk, my day's would feel pretty empty without friends.
Thank you. You really make me feel better about myself

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The Flood / Re: What other communities do you frequent?
« on: October 24, 2014, 03:07:35 PM »
/fa/
/v/
A Metal forum from my metalhead days

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The Flood / Re: ITT: Talk about your best friends
« on: October 24, 2014, 03:04:15 PM »
>tfw not the only cripplingly lonely person on this site

feels okay man

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The Flood / Re: Why? (The Hobbit)
« on: October 24, 2014, 04:07:37 AM »
Spoiler
they won't kill off Thorin, Fili and Kili
Spoiler
If they don't, I'm not watching it.
I'm disgusted by what was done in the second movie as it is.
Rumour is

Spoiler
Kili goes to live with the elf girl, Fili still dies and Dwalin dies instead of Thorin
Because of this, and the fact that apparently Felicia Day and Sarah Silverman are starring in Ghostbusters 3, I will probably be offing myself in the next few days.

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The Flood / Re: Harlow
« on: October 24, 2014, 01:30:19 AM »
Eros and The Clique were the best groups objectively
>not 2012-era TFS

get out
TFS was always garbage

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The Flood / Re: that awkward moment when i say something relatable
« on: October 24, 2014, 01:29:39 AM »
Chris sounds like a name for a fag

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The Flood / Re: ITT: Talk about your best friends
« on: October 24, 2014, 01:03:28 AM »
 I literally have 0 friends outside of the internet

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The Flood / Re: This Is Awfully Suspicious....
« on: October 24, 2014, 01:02:51 AM »
­­­

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The Flood / Re: Harlow
« on: October 24, 2014, 12:48:19 AM »
Eros and The Clique were the best groups objectively

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The Flood / Re: Bend over, Flood
« on: October 24, 2014, 12:43:06 AM »
Okay but I'd like you to fuck my tight boypussy afterward

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The Flood / Re: Harlow
« on: October 24, 2014, 12:33:32 AM »
Harlow is actually cool. The people who hate him are people who have never talked to him. The times I had interacted with him, he was pretty cool.
No

Plenty of legit convos. Been around him since the HRG days before Jay even existed. Was a piece of shit then and still is now.

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Liberally whom?

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The Flood / Re: >tfw torrenting 81gb of The Waltons for my mom
« on: October 23, 2014, 11:23:35 PM »
Why is this thread so fucking funny

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The Flood / Re: What's You're Morning Routine?
« on: October 23, 2014, 11:22:18 PM »
In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

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le toothless black man face

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The Flood / Re: My family always thinks I'm looking at porn.....
« on: October 23, 2014, 10:39:51 PM »
wtf chakas is 48 wtf i can't handle this right now

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The Flood / Re: What are you listening to, Flood?
« on: October 23, 2014, 10:38:25 PM »
You're welcome, Door.

I'm listening to

YouTube

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