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12481
« on: October 25, 2014, 10:03:23 PM »
12482
« on: October 25, 2014, 10:02:02 PM »
Music
Movies
Gaming and other tech stuff
Lizards
Helicopters
I had a lizard
nigga was chill af. love that dude
I would love to get a bearded dragon, but next year I will be in university so I wouldn't be able to bring him/her.
I had a chinese water dragon. He lived for like, 11 years and would shit on my all the time. He was dope. Would get one again
12483
« on: October 25, 2014, 09:57:09 PM »
12484
« on: October 25, 2014, 09:56:40 PM »
Music
Movies
Gaming and other tech stuff
Lizards
Helicopters
I had a lizard nigga was chill af. love that dude
12485
« on: October 25, 2014, 09:55:31 PM »
12486
« on: October 25, 2014, 09:53:46 PM »
I'll suck you off/eat your out/toss your salad/roleplay as your dad/be your sissy boy
12487
« on: October 25, 2014, 09:52:17 PM »
Jon:
OH MY GOD IT'S ELLEN PAIGE!
HAHA
12488
« on: October 25, 2014, 09:51:39 PM »
>likes Neutral Mil Hotel
>is a virgin
>far from /fa/
>kingdom hearts fan
You suck at your hobbies.
>NMH isn't a bad band
>that doesn't mean I can't talk about sex
>I am /fa/ tho
>KH is objectively one of the most fun games of all time
reported for harassment
>jim
>being /fa/
Pick one
You have literally never even seen what I look like you penile implant
>implying I need to
I bet you still wear acid washed pants.
>implying acid washed jeans can't be /fa/ but no, I'm more into solid color bottoms with clean cuts and nice textures.
12489
« on: October 25, 2014, 09:50:25 PM »
Jesus?
Dude's my hero!
12490
« on: October 25, 2014, 09:49:31 PM »
>likes Neutral Mil Hotel
>is a virgin
>far from /fa/
>kingdom hearts fan
You suck at your hobbies.
>NMH isn't a bad band
>that doesn't mean I can't talk about sex
>I am /fa/ tho
>KH is objectively one of the most fun games of all time
reported for harassment
>jim
>being /fa/
Pick one
You have literally never even seen what I look like you penile implant
12491
« on: October 25, 2014, 09:48:46 PM »
Jon: Whatshisname:  Arin:  Don't drink while pregnant, girls.
12492
« on: October 25, 2014, 09:44:30 PM »
>likes Neutral Mil Hotel
>is a virgin
>far from /fa/
>kingdom hearts fan
You suck at your hobbies.
>NMH isn't a bad band >that doesn't mean I can't talk about sex >I am /fa/ tho >KH is objectively one of the most fun games of all time reported for harassment
12493
« on: October 25, 2014, 09:42:10 PM »
beat her up with a gun
This made me laugh way too hard
12494
« on: October 25, 2014, 09:41:28 PM »
For me it's music, sex, fashion, and video games.
12495
« on: October 25, 2014, 09:34:41 PM »
12496
« on: October 25, 2014, 09:31:54 PM »
12497
« on: October 25, 2014, 08:51:13 PM »
Not that Elliot
12498
« on: October 25, 2014, 08:50:55 PM »
Fact
12499
« on: October 25, 2014, 08:49:46 PM »
Elliot turns me off.
You disgust me get tfo of here
12500
« on: October 25, 2014, 08:48:10 PM »
They're just so cute together gnomemean?
12501
« on: October 25, 2014, 08:47:27 PM »
rite here
Not funny whore
12502
« on: October 25, 2014, 08:47:09 PM »
In all seriousness, yes. I have sex with a dryad on a regular basis. Wild sex. I drive to a nearby forest and stumble way off the trail to a rock formation, strip naked and lie down. When I get erect (a summoning ritual, if you will), the dryad appears and proceeds to fuck me in many positions. We then go back to my campervan, do some drugs and then we proceed to fuck again. Shit's cash, man.
Could you please explain your process for summoning this spirit?
Go to a rock formation in a forest away from prying eyes, strip naked and lie down. Make sure you get erect, like pointing upwards to the trees. Bitch will then appear from behind a tree.
Looks a bit like this:
thanks I'm heading out right now
Have fun. I have heard a guy saying about how a group of them came and they reverse-gangbanged him and then had a glorious orgy. Try bringing some DMT, makes the experience surreal.
thx m8 I o u
12503
« on: October 25, 2014, 08:43:43 PM »
We're your friends <3
12504
« on: October 25, 2014, 08:43:24 PM »
u guys r so funny hahahaha fuk u
12505
« on: October 25, 2014, 08:42:11 PM »
In all seriousness, yes. I have sex with a dryad on a regular basis. Wild sex. I drive to a nearby forest and stumble way off the trail to a rock formation, strip naked and lie down. When I get erect (a summoning ritual, if you will), the dryad appears and proceeds to fuck me in many positions. We then go back to my campervan, do some drugs and then we proceed to fuck again. Shit's cash, man.
Could you please explain your process for summoning this spirit?
Go to a rock formation in a forest away from prying eyes, strip naked and lie down. Make sure you get erect, like pointing upwards to the trees. Bitch will then appear from behind a tree.
Looks a bit like this:
thanks I'm heading out right now
12506
« on: October 25, 2014, 08:41:32 PM »
Where do I find hot cougars willing to take my virginity? Preferably ones with a motherly body and into femdom
12507
« on: October 25, 2014, 08:36:17 PM »
In all seriousness, yes. I have sex with a dryad on a regular basis. Wild sex. I drive to a nearby forest and stumble way off the trail to a rock formation, strip naked and lie down. When I get erect (a summoning ritual, if you will), the dryad appears and proceeds to fuck me in many positions. We then go back to my campervan, do some drugs and then we proceed to fuck again. Shit's cash, man.
Could you please explain your process for summoning this spirit?
12508
« on: October 25, 2014, 08:34:10 PM »
I thought we were friends.
Outside of the internet is what I mean
Wait till your birthday. 
uwotm8
You'll be legal. And mine for the taking.
But I need friends, not a lover... Well okay both would be nice
12509
« on: October 25, 2014, 08:26:53 PM »
I thought we were friends.
Outside of the internet is what I mean
Wait till your birthday.
uwotm8
12510
« on: October 25, 2014, 08:24:38 PM »
I thought we were friends.
Outside of the internet is what I mean
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