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The Flood / Re: If you don't think this is hot...
« on: December 06, 2014, 10:04:37 PM »
Spoiler

If you don't think this is hot, I don't know what to say

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The Flood / Re: Thoughts on Hog Hunting?
« on: December 06, 2014, 09:47:02 PM »
Hunting for enjoyment makes you a piece of shit and a cunt.  Also, you should be shot if you hunt for fun.

Hunting because it's a necessary evil is fine, as long as you make use of what you take from the animal.

Oh, and of course they should be put down humanely, and not the way that redneck waste of human life did.

P.S. I hope the guy in the OP video dies.
I take it you don't eat meat?
I do eat meat, and I consider eating meat to be necessary for a healthy diet.  I try to be careful where I get it from, and avoid supporting places with unethical treatment of animals.

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The Flood / Re: Thoughts on Hog Hunting?
« on: December 06, 2014, 09:23:46 PM »
Hunting for enjoyment makes you a piece of shit and a cunt.  Also, you should be shot if you hunt for fun.

Hunting because it's a necessary evil is fine, as long as you make use of what you take from the animal.

Oh, and of course they should be put down humanely, and not the way that redneck waste of human life did.

P.S. I hope the guy in the OP video dies.

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The Flood / Re: beautiful quotes
« on: December 06, 2014, 09:08:39 PM »

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The Flood / Re: If you could live in any country, what would it be?
« on: December 06, 2014, 04:23:57 AM »
Norway
Possibly france

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The Flood / Re: Just fapped ama
« on: December 06, 2014, 03:44:15 AM »
what's not rational about fapping? it's actually quite healthy
You are succumbing to your useless, selfish, carnal desires instead of actually doing something productive.

Anything can be healthy for you.
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I probably would keep eating yeah.
I call that insanity. And selfishness.
I call your mom a "dirty pig cumslut" when she's feeling kinky.

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The Flood / Re: Just fapped ama
« on: December 06, 2014, 03:34:22 AM »
you poor, blue balled fucker
If you were never hungry again, would you continue eating? Ignoring eating for nutritional purposes.

I sure as fuck wouldn't.
I probably would keep eating yeah.

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The Flood / Re: Just fapped ama
« on: December 06, 2014, 03:17:50 AM »
Oh you're pretending to know things again.

Never mind.
So you actually WANT to, in your heart of hearts, to spend thirty minutes or so of your life pulling on your phallus to have a ten second at best orgasm?

Okay, crazy person.
Yeah. I love being aroused, and often like to edge cus I like being in the state of arousal and then finally releasing.

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The Flood / Re: Just fapped ama
« on: December 06, 2014, 03:13:32 AM »
also im confident no one on the planet could give me a better handy than i can give myself
That's just science

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The Flood / Re: Just fapped ama
« on: December 06, 2014, 03:11:53 AM »
I believe "delude" means to mislead, so I do not see how that makes sense.
I'm implying that you don't actually like to masturbate; you just have a sex drive that compels you to do so against your will. That's basically how sexuality works.
Oh you're pretending to know things again.

Never mind.

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The Flood / Re: Just fapped ama
« on: December 06, 2014, 03:11:14 AM »
When you got finished, did you catch a glimpse of yourself in the reflection of your monitor, hunched over with a strained expression on your face, becoming very self aware of what you were just doing to yourself? Did you feel a momentary twinge of disgust at the pornography you once found so enticing? Do you let your sexuality delude yourself every night?
this is exactly how it goes with me

step 1, become horny. step 2, find porn. step 3, whack it. step 4, sit in a horrified state wondering how i got here and why im doing this to myself. rinse and repeat twice a day
Stop watching porn then.

Or just be you and no one else
oh no i love it. it reminds me that im still alive. also i absolutely could not blue ball myself i would actually explode and it would just be a horrible mess. ectoplasm everywhere, spooky ghosts, you know the whole schtick

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The Flood / Re: Just fapped ama
« on: December 06, 2014, 03:08:31 AM »
When you got finished, did you catch a glimpse of yourself in the reflection of your monitor, hunched over with a strained expression on your face, becoming very self aware of what you were just doing to yourself? Did you feel a momentary twinge of disgust at the pornography you once found so enticing? Do you let your sexuality delude yourself every night?
this is exactly how it goes with me

step 1, become horny. step 2, find porn. step 3, whack it. step 4, sit in a horrified state wondering how i got here and why im doing this to myself. rinse and repeat twice a day
Stop watching porn then.

Or just be you and no one else

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The Flood / Re: Just fapped ama
« on: December 06, 2014, 03:05:43 AM »
When you got finished, did you catch a glimpse of yourself in the reflection of your monitor, hunched over with a strained expression on your face, becoming very self aware of what you were just doing to yourself? Did you feel a momentary twinge of disgust at the pornography you once found so enticing? Do you let your sexuality delude yourself every night?
No, my monitor usually doesn't reflect my image well. I was actually lying back, slouching, as well.

I don't watch pornography anymore, and actually just fapped to a picture of a woman with her feet up on a table.

I believe "delude" means to mislead, so I do not see how that makes sense.

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The Flood / Re: I'm a Follower
« on: December 06, 2014, 03:03:31 AM »
Fuck this fad.
le epik special snowflake *sips trilby* :)))

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The Flood / Re: Just fapped ama
« on: December 06, 2014, 03:01:30 AM »

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The Flood / Just fapped ama
« on: December 06, 2014, 02:59:06 AM »
me anything

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The Flood / Re: 01100011 01101000 01101111 01101111 01110011 01100101
« on: December 06, 2014, 02:15:29 AM »
nerd

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The Flood / Re: All users with two-letter names ending in C, get in here
« on: December 06, 2014, 02:12:19 AM »
hi

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The Flood / when u c it
« on: December 06, 2014, 12:33:37 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Atheists...
« on: December 05, 2014, 11:56:22 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Atheists...
« on: December 05, 2014, 11:56:01 PM »

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The Flood / Re: You get to grab the ass of any user here
« on: December 05, 2014, 02:56:55 AM »
Smi

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The Flood / Re: Now that I have your attention
« on: December 05, 2014, 01:44:48 AM »
Also you must now promote Jim to website admin
If it was a private group I could do it with no problems

cus I have

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The Flood / Re: Now that I have your attention
« on: December 05, 2014, 01:37:05 AM »
Hey that name is copyrighted by me

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The Flood / Re: Benedict Cumberbatch will be Doctor Strange
« on: December 05, 2014, 12:19:21 AM »
Do not want

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The Flood / Re: Terminator Genisys Trailer Dropped
« on: December 04, 2014, 10:26:20 PM »
I have no idea what the hell is going on in this, I thought Kyle was in the first movie....
lol

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The Flood / Re: GET HYPE. New Bond film will be titled "Spectre"
« on: December 04, 2014, 08:45:14 PM »
holy shit hype

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The Flood / Re: Why aren't there any black super heroes?
« on: December 04, 2014, 05:48:27 PM »
Venom is as black as can be.

"BUT HE'S NOT A SUPERHERO"

He is from my perspective!
holy shit that edge tho

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The Flood / Re: Sandtrap made me realize something
« on: December 04, 2014, 04:52:04 PM »
I look forward to fapping to big titties

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