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The Flood / Re: GG Eye!
« on: December 30, 2014, 03:10:40 PM »
dude, shave

for the love of your lord and savior jesus christ

Eh. When I live as a NEET and have no job calls :(
Dress for the job you want

not the job you have

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The Flood / Re: Describe your experience this year in a word or sentence.
« on: December 30, 2014, 02:57:12 PM »
Horny af

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The Flood / Re: RP as your current avatar in this thread
« on: December 30, 2014, 02:55:39 PM »
I googled Daisy Duck rule 34

that wasn't my best idea

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The Flood / Re: GG Eye!
« on: December 30, 2014, 02:53:50 PM »
dude, shave

for the love of your lord and savior jesus christ

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The Flood / Re: If you were the parent of this kid....
« on: December 30, 2014, 02:52:01 PM »
I would lock my kid in a box and raise him like a veal for a month

10446
The Flood / Re: I'll put images that arouse my interest here...
« on: December 30, 2014, 01:41:31 AM »
isara do i arouse ur interest

pls respond

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The Flood / Re: Do you plan on getting married?
« on: December 29, 2014, 06:40:02 PM »
With my last girlfriend, I honestly thought that there was potential for marriage down the road. With my current one...not so much.
Nobody would ever marry you

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The Flood / Re: Pornstars
« on: December 29, 2014, 06:38:57 PM »
I might as well post some i like.

Asia Carerra


Evelyn Lin


Hannah Hilton


Tory Lane

that

is a vagina

MODSMODSMODSMODSMODSMODMSODMSODMSODMSO

also she ugly af doe

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The Flood / Re: Pornstars
« on: December 29, 2014, 06:38:20 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Just BTFO some dumb feminist (with pictures)
« on: December 29, 2014, 06:28:15 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Thar Be Dragons - An Alignment Test
« on: December 29, 2014, 06:18:35 PM »
Quote
You are 69.4% Good.
You are 35.9% Lawful.
Alignment: Lawful Good

      As a lawful good person, you tend to act as you are expected to. You tell the truth, keep your word, help those in need, and speak out against injustice. You believe that the guilty deserve to be punished. You believe in bringing good to the most people possible while doing a minimum amount of harm. You are stern but fair.
      You are the stereotypical “Crusader.” You combine honor and compassion.
      Examples of characters and people who fit into the same alignment as you include Superman, Abraham Lincoln, Phileas Fogg, Captain Picard, Sherlock Holmes, and The Tick (who is also sometimes revered to be “Lawful Stupid.”

Quote
Superman

omg
:0

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The Flood / Re: Thar Be Dragons - An Alignment Test
« on: December 29, 2014, 05:34:21 PM »
  You do the best good that a person could be expected to do. You are devoted to helping others. You are willing to work with authority figures, but you do not feel any particular allegiance to them.
      You are the stereotypical “Benefactor.” You believe in doing good without any particular bias for or against order.
      Examples of charactersand people who fit into the same alignment as you include Mother Theresa, Ghandi, Gandalf, Indiana Jones, O-Bi-Wan Kenobi, Luke Skywalker, Harry Potter, Frodo Baggins, and the Dalai Lama.

You are 55.6% Good.
You are 5.1% Chaotic.

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The Flood / Re: Should I change my username back to just BaconShelf?
« on: December 29, 2014, 05:16:19 PM »
change it to CRAWWWWWLING INNNNN MY SKIIIIIIIN

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The Flood / Re: AMA
« on: December 29, 2014, 04:45:21 PM »
do you have a crush on me?

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The Flood / Re: Do you plan on getting married?
« on: December 29, 2014, 04:44:59 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Do you plan on getting married?
« on: December 29, 2014, 04:40:03 PM »
In fact, love should come before marriage.
Profound.
I gave your mom a profound orgasm last night

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The Flood / Re: What users would you hang out with in real life?
« on: December 29, 2014, 04:35:27 PM »
Nexus
Zen
Door
Zesty
Ryle
Goji
Smi
Das Boot

>Doesn't include me

This is why you're wrong about everything
I knew I was forgetting someone

I forgot you have an account here cus you don't post enough.

>You don't shitpost enough I don't know you
yeah you got it

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The Flood / Re: Do you plan on getting married?
« on: December 29, 2014, 04:32:50 PM »
ITT: Edgelord sperg kids "fighting the system"

yes, OP
Jim: "Stop liking what I don't like!"
Max: "Wow! You still want kids? Ha don't you know that having kids and getting married will give you ass cancer? I would know, because my uncle plows my tight boypussy every night, and he told me how spreading semen on the inside the anus helps prevents ass cancer."
What's your beef, bro?
Fat, autistic neckbeards
Don't know why you hate me, then.
IT's what's on  the inside that counts

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The Flood / Re: Do you plan on getting married?
« on: December 29, 2014, 04:30:41 PM »
ITT: Edgelord sperg kids "fighting the system"

yes, OP
Jim: "Stop liking what I don't like!"
Max: "Wow! You still want kids? Ha don't you know that having kids and getting married will give you ass cancer? I would know, because my uncle plows my tight boypussy every night, and he told me how spreading semen on the inside the anus helps prevents ass cancer."
What's your beef, bro?
Fat, autistic neckbeards

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The Flood / Re: Do you plan on getting married?
« on: December 29, 2014, 04:28:39 PM »
ITT: Edgelord sperg kids "fighting the system"

yes, OP
Jim: "Stop liking what I don't like!"
Max: "Wow! You still want kids? Ha don't you know that having kids and getting married will give you ass cancer? I would know, because my uncle plows my tight boypussy every night, and he told me how spreading semen on the inside the anus helps prevents ass cancer."

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The Flood / Re: What users would you hang out with in real life?
« on: December 29, 2014, 04:20:38 PM »
Nexus
Zen
Door
Zesty
Ryle
Goji
Smi
Das Boot

>Doesn't include me

This is why you're wrong about everything
I knew I was forgetting someone

I forgot you have an account here cus you don't post enough.

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The Flood / Re: Pornstars
« on: December 29, 2014, 04:16:56 PM »


tfw no sophie dee gf

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The Flood / Re: Pornstars
« on: December 29, 2014, 04:15:17 PM »
Sophie Dee
my nigga

her or Asa Akira

but I don't watch porn anymore

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The Flood / Re: Do you plan on getting married?
« on: December 29, 2014, 04:13:42 PM »
ITT: Edgelord sperg kids "fighting the system"

yes, OP

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The Flood / Re: What users would you hang out with in real life?
« on: December 28, 2014, 10:33:39 PM »
also Jive Turkey

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The Flood / Re: user tiers (totally not biased at all)
« on: December 28, 2014, 10:33:09 PM »
i NEED to be on this list
You are on my list

my list of love <3

also I forgot to put you on people I'd hang with IRL

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The Flood / Re: My girlfriend wants a baby
« on: December 28, 2014, 10:31:55 PM »
lol i hate kids aren't i so cool guys

also I'm fat and like shitty music

ps i'm op

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