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10171
« on: January 05, 2015, 05:37:37 PM »
You should call a doctor if you have an erection lasting longer than 8 hours
>.>
I was exaggerating.
My penis is quite flaccid right now. However, if the cute cashier girl at the drugstore happened to ring me up were I to stop by today, I would surely reveal a pronounced bulge if she so much as glanced at me.
I know
I just wanted to make a viagra joke
faggot
I'll go RIGHT THROUGH YOUR S S S S S S SKULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
do you need someone to drive you? you can take a seat in between the rear seat and my penis
10172
« on: January 05, 2015, 05:35:47 PM »
You should call a doctor if you have an erection lasting longer than 8 hours
>.>
I was exaggerating.
My penis is quite flaccid right now. However, if the cute cashier girl at the drugstore happened to ring me up were I to stop by today, I would surely reveal a pronounced bulge if she so much as glanced at me.
I know
I just wanted to make a viagra joke
faggot
10173
« on: January 05, 2015, 05:34:20 PM »
Yeah, just a faggy pussy version of incest. "waaah but she's my sister and it's wrong  ((((" grow some balls, assmaster
10174
« on: January 05, 2015, 05:25:16 PM »
I wanna
be a clone
I want a
Suburban home
SUBURBAN HOME
10175
« on: January 05, 2015, 05:19:51 PM »
Or is it already over?
She's a friend in need; she's a friend indeed,
Needs someone to hold her.
Alone at night, she plans her game,
Correctly thinking that I'm in pain,
Every night, it's all the same.
She's been a-fuckin' with my brain.
SHEEEEEEEEE DON'T NEEEED NO ONE
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DON'T NEEEED NO ONE
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DON'T NEEED NO ONE
10176
« on: January 05, 2015, 05:17:22 PM »
SELLIN' YOURSELF FOR ANOTHER FIX
WHO'S GUNNA PICK YOU UP AND TAKE YOU HOME WITH THEM TONIGHT?
YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF BREATH AGAIN
YOU'RE AN OLD MAID, BUT YOU'RE ONLY 15
YOU'RE LOSING YOUR LITTLE GIRL'S CHARM
CRY ALL NIGHT BUT YOU NEVER GET IT BACK
DON'T BE AFRAID, ITS NOT TO LATE
SAVE YOURSELF, I NEED YOU HERE
10177
« on: January 05, 2015, 05:12:53 PM »
Haven't read the thread yet but Jive Turkey for prettiest user 2015
Agreed
10178
« on: January 05, 2015, 05:12:26 PM »
I have made milf threads for perverts to get off to
10179
« on: January 05, 2015, 05:10:38 PM »
I'M GOING TO THE ATOMIC CAFE
I'M GOING TO THE ATOMIC CAFE
YOU'RE A MYSTERY TO ME KABUKI GIRL
DON'T SAY SAYANARO
I WANNA SEE YOU TOMORROW
I WANNA SEE YOU TONIGHT
10180
« on: January 05, 2015, 05:07:42 PM »
You're not getting the point. Allow me to type it again for you. "You are only as attractive as others perceive you"
You could be the ugliest motherfucker in the world and say "I'm attractive" - and that wouldn't change a thing about your looks.
You're not getting the point, so allow me to paste it again:
it's actually the other way around, but all right
because why should i care if a bunch of loser MALES on an internet forum find me unattractive
i'm not interested in guys, sorry
PAREEEENNNTSSS WHY WONT THEY SHUT UP? PAREEEENTS THEY'RE SO FUCKED UP
10181
« on: January 05, 2015, 05:07:15 PM »
We're not interested in you either. \_/
Is that the size of the cup Inmendham keeps your dick in?
10182
« on: January 05, 2015, 05:04:47 PM »
You should call a doctor if you have an erection lasting longer than 8 hours
>.>
I was exaggerating. My penis is quite flaccid right now. However, if the cute cashier girl at the drugstore happened to ring me up were I to stop by today, I would surely reveal a pronounced bulge if she so much as glanced at me.
10183
« on: January 05, 2015, 05:02:24 PM »
You're not getting the point. Allow me to type it again for you. "You are only as attractive as others perceive you"
You could be the ugliest motherfucker in the world and say "I'm attractive" - and that wouldn't change a thing about your looks.
You're not getting the point, so allow me to paste it again:
it's actually the other way around, but all right
because why should i care if a bunch of loser MALES on an internet forum find me unattractive
i'm not interested in guys, sorry
We're not interested in you either.
10184
« on: January 05, 2015, 05:01:28 PM »
poor guy
Those are some nxtlvl fits
As in that they fit in well?
fits means "outfits"
10185
« on: January 05, 2015, 04:59:43 PM »
You faggots did the same shit to me at least twice
No it was worse, you edited my post to say I was gay or something and then made it public
ha ha
10186
« on: January 05, 2015, 04:56:44 PM »
-4/10
10187
« on: January 05, 2015, 04:55:20 PM »
Def goji
10188
« on: January 05, 2015, 04:54:39 PM »
Any disgusting atheists.
10189
« on: January 05, 2015, 04:52:11 PM »
ITT: Verb gets mad because nobody likes him.
You'd think he'd just ignore it by now.
I thought you said you weren't going to read what Verbatim said.
I thought I told you not to speak while you have my cock in your mouth?
10190
« on: January 05, 2015, 04:50:59 PM »
ha so fanny
10191
« on: January 05, 2015, 04:49:30 PM »
ITT: Verb gets mad because nobody likes him.
You'd think he'd just ignore it by now.
10192
« on: January 05, 2015, 04:37:35 PM »
You're fucked up, Jim.
Warning to Verb: this might trigger flashbacks
10193
« on: January 05, 2015, 04:31:55 PM »
poor guy
Those are some nxtlvl fits
10194
« on: January 05, 2015, 04:30:33 PM »
Jim has been shown to have THE worst opinions on the website, so. He means less than nothing to me.
I think it's really just that you can't relate to my posts, as your mom doesn't love you in the first place, so her wanting to have sex with you is an alien concept to you.
10195
« on: January 05, 2015, 04:29:07 PM »
Fill me with your hot cum, mommy.
10196
« on: January 05, 2015, 04:28:27 PM »
Well I guess if you really feel like being creative then don't jack off, but if not, jack off.
Well most of what I do all day involves creativity so.
Hmm, well if your hornyness lasts you all day maybe you could jack off before you go to bed? [/quote]I've considered just stabilizing my fap sessions into organized routines before bed.
10197
« on: January 05, 2015, 04:27:30 PM »
I didn't read whatever shit Verb is posting because once you've read one Verb post, you've read them all.
That said
Ugliest:
Verb
Kinder
Mad Max
and as much as I love him, Slash is p meh sorry slash.
Notice most of the uglies are angry fags.
Hottest:
Ryle
Me
Jive
Midget when he doesn't look like a faggot.
Well, fuck you too Jim.
Sorry this was an honest list. I would bone you for a mix of personality and looks, but you are not the hottest. But are also nowhere even CLOSE to the ugliest so you have that going for you.
10198
« on: January 05, 2015, 04:25:28 PM »
You belong in a trash can.
You think this guy just jacked off in here when no one was looking?  Well I guess if you really feel like being creative then don't jack off, but if not, jack off.
Well most of what I do all day involves creativity so.
10199
« on: January 05, 2015, 04:21:50 PM »
I have been perpetually hard since Friday.
Like I woke up and dick was just like yo dude lets beat off right now and I'm like no penis I'm too tired and he's like but dude I need this please and I was like no penis stop talking to me.
So like, should I jack off or continue to abstain? I feel like I'm more creative when I'm horny. Maybe because anything I do creatively I link to sex in some way. Maybe I shouldn't have watched that documentary on Tomi Ungerer and his erotic art.
Discuss.
10200
« on: January 05, 2015, 04:19:04 PM »
Yeah it's wrong.
but it also feels right.
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