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10111
The Flood / Re: Fornicate, wed, murder.
« on: January 05, 2015, 09:07:00 PM »
I'd bone April, marry Pam and kill Katy even though I have nothing really against Katy and think she's cute.
Absolutely this. There's no other correct answer.
Stop saying things that are true so I can keep hating you.
*forcibly hugs*

10112
The Flood / Re: Well, it's been fun guys...
« on: January 05, 2015, 09:02:55 PM »

10113
The Flood / Re: Well, it's been fun guys...
« on: January 05, 2015, 09:00:56 PM »
If this is true, I am legit leaving.

No joke
Thank god
Actually I'll stay just to make people who hate me mad, but I will only make occasional shitposts and incest threads.

So basically post the way I do now but less.

10114
Septagon / Re: Should we add this to Sep7?
« on: January 05, 2015, 09:00:03 PM »
Not going to happen.
You have to listen to Cheat faggot

10115
The Flood / Re: Well, it's been fun guys...
« on: January 05, 2015, 08:59:11 PM »
If this is true, I am legit leaving.

No joke

10116
The Flood / Re: Fornicate, wed, murder.
« on: January 05, 2015, 08:58:08 PM »
I'd bone April, marry Pam and kill Katy even though I have nothing really against Katy and think she's cute.
Absolutely this. There's no other correct answer.
Stop saying things that are true so I can keep hating you.

10117
The Flood / Fornicate, wed, murder.
« on: January 05, 2015, 08:55:52 PM »






I'd bone April, marry Pam and kill Katy even though I have nothing really against Katy and think she's cute.

10118
The Flood / Re: Artpop is the best Lady GaGa album
« on: January 05, 2015, 08:05:37 PM »
Icy wind agrees

But I don't.

Curveball, I thought you did.

You like Lady Gaga right?

Yes. But TFM is her best album.
No it isn't retard.

The consistency of Artpop combined with the 10/10 tracks makes it GOAT.

Fame Monster is like a 7.5/10. Way less consistently great.

> can't tell if serious.
I'm always right about music fag

10119
The Flood / Re: *cums*
« on: January 05, 2015, 07:46:09 PM »
3000

discuss uh Jenna Fischer and how youd rail her if she was your mommy
Oh my fucking God, Jim. You're now my favorite member. I love Jenna Fischer so much, she is super hot and funny.




"You can jerk off on my tits if you want!"

dead

10120
The Flood / Re: HQ Board?
« on: January 05, 2015, 07:34:31 PM »
Do you guys think they trade nudes over there?

10121
The Flood / Re: HQ Board?
« on: January 05, 2015, 07:27:54 PM »
up with bubbles

down with verb

10123
The Flood / Re: I lay in bed and touch myself and think of you
« on: January 05, 2015, 07:20:19 PM »
do you jerk off to the thoughts of bird women
Dude yeah
cheater youre only allowed to jerk off to me
Yes, mom

10124
The Flood / Re: I lay in bed and touch myself and think of you
« on: January 05, 2015, 07:18:36 PM »
do you jerk off to the thoughts of bird women
Dude yeah

10125
The Flood / I lay in bed and touch myself and think of you
« on: January 05, 2015, 07:15:43 PM »
Last night

damn, you were in my sexxx dreams

10126
The Flood / Re: ITT: RP as Jim
« on: January 05, 2015, 07:14:16 PM »
"Hey guys just got back from boning tons of hot milfs and their daughters what's the haps?"

- Dream Diary entry no.1005

God I almost forgot to write it down
lol

10127
The Flood / Re: Artpop is the best Lady GaGa album
« on: January 05, 2015, 07:13:28 PM »
Icy wind agrees

But I don't.

Curveball, I thought you did.

You like Lady Gaga right?

Yes. But TFM is her best album.
No it isn't retard.

The consistency of Artpop combined with the 10/10 tracks makes it GOAT.

Fame Monster is like a 7.5/10. Way less consistently great.

10128
The Flood / Re: Artpop is the best Lady GaGa album
« on: January 05, 2015, 07:12:45 PM »

10129
The Flood / Re: ITT: RP as Jim
« on: January 05, 2015, 07:12:08 PM »

10130
The Flood / Re: ITT: RP as Jim
« on: January 05, 2015, 07:10:39 PM »
"Hey guys just got back from boning tons of hot milfs and their daughters what's the haps?"

10131
The Flood / Re: ITT: RP as Jim
« on: January 05, 2015, 07:10:17 PM »

10132
The Flood / URANUS
« on: January 05, 2015, 07:09:44 PM »
DON'T YOU KNOW MY ASS IS FAMOUS?

10133
The Flood / Re: Artpop is the best Lady GaGa album
« on: January 05, 2015, 07:09:10 PM »
Icy wind agrees
Um why do you all hate Icy again?

10134
The Flood / Re: Would you like to live in a sexually open family?
« on: January 05, 2015, 07:08:12 PM »
No, I'm not an incest-loving freak.
Sweetie, could you come rub mommmy's feet? <3


Still no. I've turned down rubbing family members' feet many times, because that's weird and gross.
What if mommy lets you taste them? <3


Hmm...my mom's ugly as hell, but if I hypothetically had a different one...

N-no! Damnit, Jim, you'll never convert me to your incest cult.
Oh please, honey. Mommy's really stressed from work <3


10135
The Flood / Artpop is the best Lady GaGa album
« on: January 05, 2015, 07:06:13 PM »
You can pretend it isn't but you're wrong.

10136
The Flood / Re: I want to kiss Jane's feet.
« on: January 05, 2015, 07:05:47 PM »
You'll more than likely be licking up gorilla shit.
Implying it isn't worth it

10137
The Flood / Re: I want to kiss Jane's feet.
« on: January 05, 2015, 07:04:58 PM »
Stop posting
ee ee oo oo ah

suck my dick

10138
The Flood / I'm not a wandering slave, I am a woman of choice
« on: January 05, 2015, 07:04:00 PM »
My veil is protection for the gorgeousness of my face

You ought to pity me cause there's always one man to love
But in the bedroom the size of him's more than enough

Do you wanna see me naked, lover?
Do you wanna peek underneath the cover?
Do you wanna see the girl who lives behind the aura,

BEHIND THE AURA
BEHIND THE AURA
BEHIND THE AURA

10139
The Flood / Re: I WANNA KNOW, CAN YOU SHOW ME?
« on: January 05, 2015, 07:02:23 PM »

10140
The Flood / I want to kiss Jane's feet.
« on: January 05, 2015, 07:01:50 PM »
I want to lick her soles clean while she tells me about gorillas and shit.


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